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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
JFK assassination was fake, he's the one behind 9/11.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Mad Monk posted:

JFK assassination was fake, he's the one behind 9/11.

Explain.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You sound like the crazy person, trying to impose a viewpoint on a stranger. If your point is so universal and easily verifiable then why do you need to go to such pains to convince other people? Sounds like you are trying to seek validity to your potential delusional line of thought, and if it's a particular neurosis surrounding that thought then you might have become obsessed with alleviating the pain of your rational mind trying to intervene by building up a pathological scheme to rationally override apparent facts to the contrary, and potentially forming rituals that involve imparting that mindset on others. Be careful with certainty, it may not exist philsophically, and everyone's viewpoint may have a glimmer of poetic truth to it whether based in reality or fantasy.

i like that line of thought in absurdism where it states hey you should accept that yeah this is all bs but bs is all we are all about so gently caress that noise

so gently caress that noise

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Booblord Zagats posted:

I misread as QTE and now I'm imagining a fun Hulk Hogan/Richard Belzer adventure game

I would play the poo poo out of that.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX46MIcmkTk

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The events in Dealey Plaza were a Psy-Op

The ‘shots’ and JFK’s ‘headwound’ were simulated, the purpose was to create an immense MYTH in plain sight.

The ‘Proof’ has always been with us in the form of the Zapruder Film. 29 seconds long, 500 frames at 16 frames per second. We have 2 “Complete” versions here. A completely Stabilized, 720/1040 High Definition, 3D Version. And an ‘Enhanced’ completely Stabilized (1) Frame Per Second Version.

The key here is “High Definition” – “Full Screen”, and knowing where, when and what to look for.

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The Short Version:

JFK had a flesh colored explosive ‘dye-pack’ type device attached to the right side of his face and the top of his head. It also covered at least his right eye with the same flesh colored material. The controls for the device were located under his chin or neck-tie area.

But since he was blind in at least his his right eye, (the left eye and side of his face are never shown after they drive past the sign. That could of been protected too.) due to the flesh colored protection, he might have problems setting off the device.

This is where Jackie K. comes in.

Jackie Kennedy had (3) very important jobs that day.
1) Assist JFK with ‘Setting Off’ the device.
2) Withstand the blast from the device going off in her face. (Like a powerful balloon bursting in your face.)
3) Securing the ‘Fake’ Headwound Make-up device in place with a transparent or white, cord or ribbon type material, already embedded into or around the suit collar area of JFK’s suit.

Everything went perfect. She assisted and set off the device. She quickly reached around behind his head with her right hand and found the white cord/transparent ribbon, and pulled it tight…

…and then things went brilliantly wrong.
The cord snapped and a piece of it fluttered onto the trunk. EVIDENCE!
She sprang from the back seat onto the trunk and crawled out after it. She got it with her right hand and started pushing herself back into the car seat.

The nearby Secret Service Agent, barely touched her. In fact, it seems he may of pointed at it a couple of times.

She sat down, they drove away…end of drama.

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Number of websites in the World that have this information as of today: 1
The Youtube video that contained this information has vanished within one day.

The other website is still up, but it didn’t provide any information other than, the JFK Assassination was a ‘Hoax’.
The video that is gone told and marked exactly what to look for on the Zapruder Film, which of course is part of the cover-up itself. It was right on.

Every single website that contains information about the JFK Assassination is Bogus. Every Single one. Which is all of them. They all talk about an assassination, when there wasn’t one.

Just like today, all the media is talking about the Boston Marathon Explosions. But since the whole thing was a fake staged event, then everything they have to say on the subject is a fabricated lie. There are no dead bodies, so there are no killers to look for. It’s hilarious! :)

Complete Zapruder Film Stable HD 3D

You’ll need to go through the videos very slowly, stopping, or moving along , at only a few frames at a time.
Everything you will need is in this HD Zapruder Film.

The film below is not HD, but it plays along at a nice speed so you can see what’s going on, if you know what to look for.


Zapruder Film Enhanced – One Frame Per Second

You’ll need to go through the videos very slowly, stopping, or moving along , at only a few frames at a time.

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zapruder 337 16610
This is the frame with the white cord or strap that Jackie pulls to secure the Fake Headwound.

One moment later it snaps/breaks and flutters out onto the trunk of the limo. Where she jumps out after it and gets it.

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zapruder-film-frame-490 312

Look at this picture very carefully.

1) JFK doesn’t have an eye on the right side of his face. It’s actually covered up by a flesh colored explosive dye pack device.

2) Jackie is helping him to set it off, since he is at least partially blind.

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zapruder 313- 314-frags

There are several things to note in these 2 frames;

In frame 314, the arrow points at a projectile type of object that was shot out and upward out of the SFX explosive pack.

And in both frames, you can see a white trail of dust or smoke. this shoots up several feet into the sky. This photo is to small to see it, but the powder like substance forms a cone shape up to the object the arrow is pointing at.

Also cropped out of the frame, is a small white piece of paper that als was ejected from the SFX Pack and then drifted over the car.

The smoke hung around for a second or two before fading away.

And it’s right after this that Jackie reaches around behind JFK’s head and first finds the ‘Securing Strap’.

You will also noticed that Jackie doesn’t move away, but ducks her head down, to withstand the blast she knew was coming.

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zapruder313

This is a full frame of frame 313.

Here you can see the small white piece of paper that was also ejected from the SFX Pack, right above the windshield.
In this frame, Jackie is looking directly at the explosion as it goes off. In the next frame, she has already stared to duck her head down.

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ZapruderFilmHeadShotSequenceInSl 311-316

This is a great sequence.
in the very first frame, you can clearly see the large flesh colored SFX Pack on his Jaw. It’s large and lumpy. This is the spot ‘the source video’ said to look at first. The video has since been removed by Youtube. In fact, it was removed within one day of us starting this post.

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This is the frame right after the strap breaks and flies onto the trunk. A moment later, she jumps after it.
We belive it’s the small blur of white object about 2 feet from her right elbow towards the Agent. As she goes for it, her eyes and those if the agent, never leave it.

In fact, he appears to point it out at one point. He points at it, as if to say,”There it is!”

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zapruder Image3

Here’s other frames of her catching and pulling on the cord to secure the SFX Headwound assembly.

Also notice that lack of blood on this massive headwound. Iv’s seen cuts bleed more!

She should of had brain and blood all over the top half of her!

**

This is only the beginning.

It took us over fifty years to learn the truth about the JFK Scam.
It took us 11 years to learn the truth about 911
It took us less than 3 months to learn that the Batman Shootings and the Sandy Hook Incident were both fake staged events.
It took us less than 3 days to prove the Boston Marathon Explosions were a faked staged event.

The next time this BS happens, it will take us less than 3 hours to prove it false, and after that…less than 3 minutes.

The times, they are a changing!

Anyone can take this information and get large HD enhanced still shots from the video, and make a truth video that would be pretty incredible.

We’ve done our part, now let you go ‘Make some noise!”

Ball Of Confusion (That’s What The World Is Today)

BONUS:

JFK Is Still Alive!

AND SO IS JACQUELINE KENNEDY (ROSLYN CARTER)
JFK TURNED INTO THE CHARACTER, JIMMY CARTER

jfk jimmy image431_kennedy1000

jfk jimmy e image432_Fullscreen-capture

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
they usually come up with dumb explanations that don't hold water if you actually stop to think about it for a second but what really worries me is that i also know a guy in real life who believes the world is flat

is the percentage of people who believe the earth is flat going up somehow?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
It is impossible to ever argue or even try to rationalize with such a person. The more you argue, the higher the chance you end up on their 'list'.

Times x1000 if it's over the internet.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
like I really think you have to have some sort of mental illness to acquire the belief that the Earth is flat in 2016

maybe it's the lead water

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Pitdragon posted:

they usually come up with dumb explanations that don't hold water if you actually stop to think about it for a second but what really worries me is that i also know a guy in real life who believes the world is flat

is the percentage of people who believe the earth is flat going up somehow?

its kinda like fashion, you have the conspiracies that never really die but instead kinda go up and down in popularity in cyclical rounds and then the fads that never come back

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster
Bug Chasers scare me more than Flat Earthers. Flat Earthers aren't going to incubate the next great plague no matter how tortured their logic is.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Pitdragon posted:

they usually come up with dumb explanations that don't hold water if you actually stop to think about it for a second but what really worries me is that i also know a guy in real life who believes the world is flat

is the percentage of people who believe the earth is flat going up somehow?

Facebook is to blame, for sure. Crazy yet confident people convincing stupid people by using their own words instead of those in academia to make the emotional "everyman" plea.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

If your point is so universal and easily verifiable then why do you need to go to such pains to convince other people?
This line of thinking would negate any sort of education. Why teach when everything is so obvious?

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You sound like the crazy person, trying to impose a viewpoint on a stranger.

no you sound like someone with an opinion or a vision.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sounds like you are trying to seek validity

seeking validity is one of the biggest struggle of human existence it reaffirms our existence.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

everyone's viewpoint may have a glimmer of poetic truth to it whether based in reality or fantasy.
poetic truth has no bearing on what is actual factual and tangible.

also dont use such flowery wordage brevity is the soul of wit.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

The Snark posted:

Bug Chasers scare me more than Flat Earthers. Flat Earthers aren't going to incubate the next great plague no matter how tortured their logic is.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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I would have ran with Mormonism instead of homosexuality. Feels more like you're growing the crazy instead of just throwing words out

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster

Wow this reads very much like an exciteable homophobic Conspiracy Theorist heard the term Bug Chaser and invented a theory that is fascinating in being far less threatening while also vastly more complicated. Still, whatever gets people to kill more Fire Ants. Goddamn Fire Ants.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

PBS Newshour posted:

i like that line of thought in absurdism where it states hey you should accept that yeah this is all bs but bs is all we are all about so gently caress that noise

so gently caress that noise

Well then everyone could just live for 5 seconds and go "oh ok cool, got it" and go back to oblivion if there was just some big monolith of absolutism.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Well then everyone could just live for 5 seconds and go "oh ok cool, got it" and go back to oblivion if there was just some big monolith of absolutism.

man, gently caress that noise

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Well then everyone could just live for 5 seconds and go "oh ok cool, got it" and go back to oblivion if there was just some big monolith of absolutism.

yes because all of the worlds knowledge and the intricacies can be accessed in five seconds

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

PBS Newshour posted:

man, gently caress that noise

same

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
6 million americans believe the world is controlled by lizards disguised as humans

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

A misanthrope posted:

6 million americans believe the world is controlled by lizards disguised as humans



like what if one person out of the 10billion we have is actually a lizard person, what are the odds?!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
What are a bug chaser?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

SHISHKABOB posted:

What are a bug chaser?

people that purposesly have sex with people with STDs oh god why do i know this stuff

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster
Exposure compounded by the continued failure of modern pharmacology to produce memory-erasure drugs commercially.

Alchohol can only do so much.

A weekend web was my first traumatic introduction, personally.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Smash it Smash hit posted:

people that purposesly have sex with people with STDs oh god why do i know this stuff

I long for the days when I was blissfully ignorant of this stuff.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

SHISHKABOB posted:

What are a bug chaser?

poz my neg hole

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Jim Gaffigan and Louis CK are actually the same person.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

The Snark posted:

A weekend web was my first traumatic introduction, personally.

i think that was the first for me too.

LadyAmbien posted:

I long for the days when I was blissfully ignorant of this stuff.

becasue of that, i blame your husband

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
I hope that when I'm old and my mind is slipping or if I go nuts or something I at least have a logical rational foundation and I'm not going to just go full on off the rails 'EARTH IS FLAT.' Like hopefully I just get really paranoid and reclusive and unsociable or something at least I'd still have control of my faculties somewhat.

SHISHKABOB posted:

What are a bug chaser?

more specifically, people who fetishize contracting HIV

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i think that was the first for me too.


becasue of that, i blame your husband

Me too - high five?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

A misanthrope posted:

6 million americans believe the world is controlled by lizards disguised as humans



But only a few really KNOW it.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

FishionMailed posted:

I hope that when I'm old and my mind is slipping or if I go nuts or something I at least have a logical rational foundation and I'm not going to just go full on off the rails 'EARTH IS FLAT.' Like hopefully I just get really paranoid and reclusive and unsociable or something at least I'd still have control of my faculties somewhat.

seriously when i take edibles or shrooms and i peak, it takes alot for me not to tell everyone about all the terrible things on the internet i feel like they miss. ( when it comes up vaguely in conversation) its a terrible burden.


LadyAmbien posted:

Me too - high five?

:hf:

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

dad gay. so what posted:

the earth is actually hollow, OP



DGSW, you're my hero for giving the correct answer lets get those silly Flat Earthers! We gotta watch out for those Nazi Hell Creatures lurking within the core man.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

OctoberBlues posted:

Jim Gaffigan and Louis CK are actually the same person.

the Bill Hicks/Alex Jones version of this is much more compelling

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

social vegan posted:

ya his name is Snow

Would you say he was a informer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster
Life is Hollow Earthers and Flat Earthers calling each other assholes on Twitter.

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster
Also I don't blame Lowtax for my knowing about Bug Chasers. Probably a good thing all said, I was nicely jaded already when someone sent me a Buzzfeed article that revolved around shaming a guy for not wanting AIDS. Only choked a little in incredulous disgust.

Were it not for Lowtax, I might have inhaled my own tongue. He might have saved my life. In the most indirect manner possible.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

AbbadonOfHell posted:

DGSW, you're my hero for giving the correct answer lets get those silly Flat Earthers! We gotta watch out for those Nazi Hell Creatures lurking within the core man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

OctoberBlues posted:

Jim Gaffigan and Louis CK are actually the same person.

This wouldn't surprise me at all.

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