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CVE
Jan 27, 2012

Attorney at Funk posted:

While I'm sure this is generally true, at some point it has to constitute a medical emergency, and demand intervention. What if what you want is to field a rotation of deadballers and put Derek Jeter at shortstop?

I'm sure someone already did that. Hell I put Hughie Jennings (Deadball-Glove) as SS in front of such a rotation with the expected results. Maybe there is a reason I do not have much success.

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TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
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Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

Attorney at Funk posted:

While I'm sure this is generally true, at some point it has to constitute a medical emergency, and demand intervention. What if what you want is to field a rotation of deadballers and put Derek Jeter at shortstop?

Let me tell you about my team. Its pitching staff currently looks like this:



I own eight copies of Curt Schilling, I am planning to get a ninth during the offseason and will also try to get a tenth if somebody picks the 2000 Phillies. I have gotten so much into trades that people have been begging the other party to just give me the Schilling, lest I snap and throw myself out a window or something.

There is no intervention.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

So many Schillings that TheMcD lost a Schilling and didn't realize it for half a season.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Attorney at Funk posted:

While I'm sure this is generally true, at some point it has to constitute a medical emergency, and demand intervention. What if what you want is to field a rotation of deadballers and put Derek Jeter at shortstop?

You might be able to get away with it with a younger Jeter.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Attorney at Funk posted:

While I'm sure this is generally true, at some point it has to constitute a medical emergency, and demand intervention. What if what you want is to field a rotation of deadballers and put Derek Jeter at shortstop?

Hey, if what you want is crushing failure, then who am I to say you shouldn't get it?

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

Attorney at Funk posted:

While I'm sure this is generally true, at some point it has to constitute a medical emergency, and demand intervention. What if what you want is to field a rotation of deadballers and put Derek Jeter at shortstop?

You profit!

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
There's nothing quite like the slowly dawning horror of signing up for the Super-League and gradually realizing just how utterly you've hosed up :v:

Feeders:
1977 Reds (5)
1988 Brewers (2)
1943 Cubs (1)
1940 Pirates (2)
1971 Yankees (1)

Team Name: Omaha Forgettables

Team Logo (150x150 preferred):


Home City: Omaha

Home Stadium: Rosenblatt Memorial Stadium Memorial Parking Lot Memorial Stadium
(grass, 335-375-408-375-335)

DH Preference: No DH

30-Man Roster:

C Johnny Bench '77
1B Pete Rose '77
2B Joe Morgan '77
SS Arky Vaughan '40
3B Paul Molitor '88
RF Garry Sheffield '88
CF Robin Yount '88
LF Bobby Murcer '71

C Thurman Munson '71
C Spud Davis '40
IF Stan Hack '43
IF Dave Concepcion '77
OF Bob Elliott '40
OF Vince DiMaggio '40

SP Tom Seaver '77
SP Paul Derringer '43
SP Mel Stottlemyer '71
SP Bill Lee '43
SP Teddy Higuera '88
CL Dan Plesac '88
RP Pedro Borbon '77
RP Mace Brown '40
RP Rawly Eastwick '77
RP Lindy McDaniel '71
RP Lon Warneke '43

AAA Ken Griffey '77
AAA Felipe Alou '71
AAA Roy White '71
AAA Rip Sewell '40
AAA Claude Passeau '43

Lineups:

Joe Morgan
Stan Hack (vs RHP) / Paul Molitor (vs LHP)
Pete Rose
Arky Vaughan
Robin Yount
Johnny Bench
Gary Sheffield
Bobby Murcer
[pitcher]

Pitching Rotation:

#1 Tom Seaver
#2 Paul Derringer
#3 Mel Stottlemyer
#4 Bill Lee
#5 Teddy Higuera

CL Pedro Borbon
SU Dan Plesac
SR Mace Brown
SR Rawly Eastwick
SR Lindy McDaniel
SR Lon Warneke

Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5)

Hit and Run: -3
Sacrifice Bunt: -3
Squeeze Play: -1
Trying for extra bases: 1
Stealing Bases: -3
Aggressively Tagging Up: 1
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -2
Giving Intentional Walks: 1
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 2
Bringing the Infield In: 1
Guarding the Lines: 1
Making Cutoff Throws: 0
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 1
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 1
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: 0
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

Gabriel Pope posted:

There's nothing quite like the slowly dawning horror of signing up for the Super-League and gradually realizing just how utterly you've hosed up :v:

:same:


"Self high-five, comrades."
Team Name: Idaho Potatoes
Home City: Lewiston, Idaho
Home Stadium: Lukashenko Dome -- Domed, Artificial Turf, Excellent infield, Medium grass, Fair visibility, Large foul ground, LF 331 LCF 390 CF 405 RCF 387 RF 327.
DH Preference: Would prefer no-DH but not exactly picky



Feeders:
2015 Washington Nationals (4)
2015 Kansas City Royals (3)
2006 Seattle Mariners (2)
1916 St. Louis Cardinals (2)

30-Man Roster:
C Salvador Perez (2015 KC)
1B Ryan Zimmerman (2015 WSH)
2B Rogers Hornsby (1916 STL)
3B Adrian Beltre (2006 SEA)
SS Ian Desmond (2015 WSH)
LF Jayson Werth (2015 WSH)
CF Lorenzo Cain (2015 KC)
RF Ichiro Suzuki (2006 SEA)
OF Bryce Harper (2015 WSH)
IF Danny Espinosa (2015 WSH)
C Kenji Johjima (2006 SEA)
OF Denard Span (2015 WSH)
IF Eric Hosmer (2015 KC)
P Felix Hernandez (2006 SEA)
P Johnny Cueto (2015 KC)
P Bill Doak (1916 STL)
P Stephen Strasburg (2015 WSH)
P Max Scherzer (2015 WSH)
P Greg Holland (2015 KC)
P Drew Storen (2015 WSH)
P Jonathan Papelbon (2015 WSH)
P Kelvin Herrara (2015 KC)
P Matt Thornton (2015 WSH)
P Wade Davis (2015 KC)
P Ryan Madson (2015 KC)
P Kris Medlen (2015 KC)
P Edinson Volquez (2015 KC)
P Jordan Zimmermann (2015 WSH)

Lineup vs Both
RF Ichiro Suzuki
CF Lorenzo Cain
1B Ryan Zimmerman
2B Rogers Hornsby
3B Adrian Beltre
SS Ian Desmond
LF Jayson Werth
C Salvador Perez
(pitcher)

Bench
OF Bryce Harper (2015 WSH)
IF Danny Espinosa (2015 WSH)
C Kenji Johjima (2006 SEA)
OF Denard Span (2015 WSH)
IF Eric Hosmer (2015 KC)

Starting Rotation
SP1 Felix Hernandez (SEA)
SP2 Johnny Cueto (KC)
SP3 Bill Doak (STL)
SP4 Stephen Strasburg (WSH)
SP5 Max Scherzer (WSH)

Bullpen:
CL Greg Holland (KC)
SU Drew Storen (WSH)
SR Jonathan Papelbon (WSH)
SR Kelvin Herrara (KC)
MR Matt Thornton (WSH)
MR Wade Davis (KC)
LR Ryan Madson (KC)

Minors:
OF Chief Wilson
OF Raul Ibanez
P Kris Medlen (2015 KC)
P Edinson Volquez (2015 KC)
P Jordan Zimmermann (2015 WSH)

Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5)
will figure out later, leave everything neutral for now

CSV
code:
perezsa02,2015,,,,Salvador,Perez
zimmery01,2015,,,,Ryan,Zimmerman
hornsro01,1916,,,,Rogers,Hornsby
beltrad01,2006,,,,Adrian,Beltre
desmoia01,2015,,,,Ian,Desmond
werthja01,2015,,,,Jayson,Werth
cainlo01,2015,,,,Lorenzo,Cain
suzukic01,2006,,,,Ichiro,Suzuki
harpebr03,2015,,,,Bryce,Harper
espinda01,2015,,,,Danny,Espinosa
johjike01,2006,,,,Kenji,Johjima
spande01,2015,,,,Denard,Span
hosmeer01,2015,,,,Eric,Hosmer
wilsoch01,1916,,,,Chief,Wilson
ibanera01,2006,,,,Raul,Ibanez
hernafe02,2006,,,,Felix,Hernandez
cuetojo01,2015,,,,Johnny,Cueto
doakbi01,1916,,,,Bill,Doak
strasst01,2015,,,,Stephen,Strasburg
scherma01,2015,,,,Max,Scherzer
hollagr01,2015,,,,Greg,Holland
storedr01,2015,,,,Drew,Storen
papeljo01,2015,,,,Jonathan,Papelbon
herreke01,2015,,,,Kelvin,Herrera
thornma01,2015,,,,Matt,Thornton
daviswa01,2015,,,,Wade,Davis
madsory01,2015,,,,Ryan,Madson
medlekr01,2015,,,,Kris,Medlen
volqued01,2015,,,,Edinson,Volquez
zimmejo02,2015,,,,Jordan,Zimmermann

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx
Please make your rosters and strategies and stadiums and stuff, and then post them in the Super League Main Thread so they're in a place that's more easy to find then when we close this thread and it drifts off to the twenty-third page on the LP forum

Also Cthulhu make your damned team

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
48 hours until I close this thread!

CthulhuDreams, AnAnonymousIdiot, you should make your teams by then.

Everyone else, start migrating your teams to the main thread.

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx
cthulhu bought XCOM 2 so he's out until like Super League 24 so uh close the thread i guess??

CraigK fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Feb 7, 2016

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
We're also waiting on anonymousidiot give em time!!!!

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Monicro posted:

We're also waiting on anonymousidiot give em time!!!!

Attorney at Funk
Jun 3, 2008

...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.
I'll have my team made up by the end of the day!

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I need to post my team by tonight too.

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Attorney at Funk posted:

I'll have my team made up by the end of the day!

Harlock posted:

I need to post my team by tonight too.

Yep, you and


Pungry
JR Leap

CraigK fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Feb 7, 2016

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
AnonymousIdiot hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



CraigK posted:

Yep, you and


Pungry
JR Leap


Helping her with it. Our household is kinda sick right now.

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013

I thought I could do it; I thought I had time, and then work hit me up for all my time... I'm sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to drop out. :(

I really wanted to get back into the league; had the character for the team and everything.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


If a team is needed to make an even number or a right sized expansion class I will throw one together, since I will probably die after this season.

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Pander posted:

Helping her with it. Our household is kinda sick right now.

no hurry

AnAnonymousIdiot posted:

I thought I could do it; I thought I had time, and then work hit me up for all my time... I'm sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to drop out. :(

I really wanted to get back into the league; had the character for the team and everything.

aww :(

kensei posted:

If a team is needed to make an even number or a right sized expansion class I will throw one together, since I will probably die after this season.

i think we've got 10 whenever cthulhu realizes there's no MIF available in the feeder pool

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

AnAnonymousIdiot posted:

I thought I could do it; I thought I had time, and then work hit me up for all my time... I'm sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to drop out. :(

I really wanted to get back into the league; had the character for the team and everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAxARJyaTEA&t=153s

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Cthulhu

I am giving you one last chance to make the team. You have one more day.

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx
Attorney at Funk!
Cthulhu!


MAKE YOUR ROSTERS OR I'LL MAKE THEM. AND I'M NOT GOOD AT MAKING TEAMS!

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Cthulhu's team designed by committee until he returns to operate it?

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Pander posted:

Cthulhu's team designed by committee until he returns to operate it?

He's got most of a team done, it's just that he's racked trying to find not-absolute-godawful talent to play at 2b/ss with his two remaining points worth of teams, and it's real slim pickings at this point

like he was trying to do better than this guy and failing at last notice

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Eh, those aren't as hard to find as C/3B, so not to bad.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Pander posted:

Eh, those aren't as hard to find as C/3B, so not to bad.

IF ONLY THE 3B SITUATION WAS ANY BETTER

I may actually be going mad.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Cthulhu Dreams posted:

IF ONLY THE 3B SITUATION WAS ANY BETTER

I may actually be going mad.

Why can't I see this post except by checking thread posts? Weird.

Anyways...neat to see you back :)

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Have you checked the middle infields of the worst teams in the sub par? Some of them might make up the draft so you don't have to worry about getting infielders from the feeders!

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I'll trade you this Joe Morgan.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

IF ONLY THE 3B SITUATION WAS ANY BETTER

I may actually be going mad.

Listen, I'm going to make this simple, because I think 'going mad' is a bit past tense.

You don't need to have every position perfectly filled. In fact, if you see a situation where you can get surplus talent at one position, you can flip that talent via trade to fill the other holes in your roster. As a person whose career, from what I can tell, is based mostly on the capitalist system, one would think that might have occurred to you, but as it evidently hasn't, I feel the need to spell that out, and also additionally note that autarky has generally not been a solid foundation for any modern nation-state*, and it should not be the foundation for your team either.

*-I mean, I guess you can quibble and say that the economic woes of the Soviet Union were not due to a lack of trade or foreign investment, and more down to the inefficiencies of communism, but the glaring weakness of 21st Century Russia to fluctuations in the value of oil makes me doubt that proposition.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
If you really need infield coverage from cheap feeder teams, the 42 Reds gets you an Eddie Joost and Lonny Frey for 2 points, and even throws in a serviceable Paul Derringer.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

You can always go all-defense at a position and punt offense until something better turns up. At least that way he's helping your pitching staff rather than being completely useless at everything.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Well if Cthulhu(or anyone else) is worried about infielders there is a decent chance I might make a few of mine available in the offseason

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Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Okay, enough.

Let's take it over to the main thread.

Make sure you post your team information, including roster and logo, over there.

Attorney at Funk

Post your roster so that CraigK stops yelling at me.

Cthulhu

I'm going to give you until the Dispersal Draft to get your roster together under the theory that you probably don't need the EC to figure out how good your team is.

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