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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Please clarify if there's any particular actions you prefer to engage in, such as using only axes

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Hell yes I am!

e: Misread the thread title,nevermind

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I don't take the internet serious enough to want to murder people over it.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'll murder for anyone, all I ask in return is a Coke and a smile.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd probably murder op for Lowtax at least :cool:

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Whos getting got? Are we forming some kind of.... murder group?

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Wedemeyer posted:

Whos getting got? Are we forming some kind of.... murder group?

Yep, and the victim's name? Comedy.

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster
Look, murder is right out- but I'd be willing to give someone a Wedgie for Lowtax. A swirly if they're really deserving. He'll need to pay my airfare and lodging costs though.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

NurhacisUrn posted:

Yep, and the victim's name? Comedy.

yeah and youre the iceman

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kuato posted:

I'd probably murder op for Lowtax at least :cool:

You're asking for it, Kuato! Immabout to serve you a KNUCKLE sandwich!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Digital Fingers posted:

Hell yes I am!

e: Misread the thread title,nevermind

same

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
i'd kill for the 'tax

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

NurhacisUrn posted:

Yep, and the victim's name? Comedy.

I don't think ralp bans people anymore.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I would mill lowtax for his own good

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
only exes

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Enfield posted:

yeah and youre the iceman

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Oh you know how it is. Any old excuse really. Love of the artform more than anything else.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
id kill some fresh tacos

or maybe some burgs

ill down a few cokes too

kill the last beer

better watch out

all lowtax has to do is say jump and ill say why

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Something like 8 or 9 years ago I used to play a chat roleplaying game that ran World of Darkness games. The amount of death and rape threats sent out because someone's character was mean to their's was disturbing. People need to realize it's just the internet.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
if he gives me archives then yeah

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
I just want to treat the motherfucker and his family to lunch one time but sure I'd murder someone for the guy.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
making a list i am lowtax official body liason guard and i any of you folks get within 200 yards of my client you are going to be in a whole world of hurt. i am going to preapre two knuckle sandwhiches with a n extra order of beatem up sauce

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I would murder if it meant I could have no or low tax.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

PureEvil6_13 posted:

I just want to treat the motherfucker and his family to lunch one time but sure I'd murder someone for the guy.

You can do that today by upgrading to plat, buying archives, and buying search.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Volume posted:

You can do that today by upgrading to plat, buying archives, and buying search.

Where the hell is the fun and adventure in that?!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
His forums murder human decency everyday, so I think that's plenty.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
im not, because what's the point. people can always make a new twitter account.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I am depressed and will gladly mention the forums in my suicide note if that helps.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Lasher posted:

I am depressed and will gladly mention the forums in my suicide note if that helps.

Well it couldn't hurt

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

see you later scumbags :D :D :D :D

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

nobody will get away with this

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Boko Haram posted:

nobody will get away with this

Those meddling kids!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
everyone who posted in this thread is willing to murder for lowtax, even if they claimed otherwise. if they were unwilling they would not have posted in a thread with such a clear premise.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I wouldn't kill for Lowtax, oh no, murder is like totally not something I'd do.

But I could end up being in the same neighborhood as someone Lowtax doesn't like roughly at the time said someone has a freak accident with a woodchipper *wink wink*

PM me for details

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'll throw a baseball at him

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I've killed for less, so I guess. Sure why not?

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
Lowtax tells me who to kill by changing his avatar, each one contains an obvious clue

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



I am willing to murder houseflies, mosquitoes and small spiders for Lowtax

Not roaches though, gently caress that someone else do it :ohdear:

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
No, but I'd be willing to murder with Lowtax. I'm not doing all the work, he's gotta get his hands dirty too.

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Just FYI whilst I am willing to murder MYSELF for Lowtax I do not wish to be murdered by someone else in his name. Thank you.

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