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BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Millions of Crows posted:

*has an anime avatar*

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

family first

jesus first

america first

in that order

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Anderron Shi posted:

*calls star wars fantasy garbage*

*prepares for zombie apocalypse*

no way republicans love star wars, the empire are the D E M O C R A T S, lightsabers are the second amendment and The Force is the invisible hand of the free market, they eat that poo poo up

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

a hundred boners posted:

:qq:*tries to say something stereotypically republican, has it criticized, reacts like an utterly stereotypical democrat would despite that not being what the thread is about and continues being a massive pussy trying to falslely pretend that he's strictly relevant to the thread despite also being the one to first escalate the discussion to extreme hostility*:qq:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

i wish you killed urself instead of Dwyer :sigh:

BedBuglet
Jan 13, 2016

Snippet of poetry or some shit

im gaye posted:

family first

jesus first

america first

in that order

Based on the number of gay children that get kicked out of "good Christain" homes, I'm pretty sure you got your order mixed up.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
*makes kids play sports*

*verbally abuses them for not performing well*

*sucks at golf*

The Revenant
Feb 2, 2016

by Lowtax
*Is left of Hillary Rodham Clinton*

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Revenant posted:

*Is left of Hitlery Rodham Clinton*

The Revenant
Feb 2, 2016

by Lowtax

huskarl_marx posted:

*stabs caesar to death on the senate floor*

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Anderron Shi posted:

*makes kids play sports*

*verbally abuses them for not performing well*

*sucks at golf*

Lol

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

*is basically just the mirror-universe bizarro opposite of a goon, apparently*

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Loves, respects, honors, obeys and emulates Jesus.

Makes him white.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
*Loves movies about war*

*A bit squeamish about enlisting in the armed forces*

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
*has a job*

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Mad Monk posted:

"I'm fiscally conservative" :smug: *spends retirement savings on commemorative coins*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coingate_scandal

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
*adds -gate to the end of anything I don't approve of*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



*probably believes a fair amount of the bullshit i say*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Im a sad ignorant bastard

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
*supports military*

*dodges draft*

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
*Maybe sort of believes in global warming now, but thinks it'll be alright when the rapture happens*

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
*believes in small government*

*thinks congress should not stop investigating until Hillary is in jail*

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
*Genuinely believes that Obama can somehow be both a secret Muslim terrorist sympathizer and a Communist at the same time.*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
*Lives life in a constant state of fear*

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

*cries while having gay sex because is gay but is guilty about this terrible sin*

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
*frees the slaves*


yeah I went there

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Can't believe no one has said:


*says he's not racist, that he hates everyone equally*

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
*has a radicalized political awakening upon the election of a black president*

Gee howdy what a co inkeedink

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
*collects bourbon whiskeys*

*really just wants a cosmo*

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I vote republican because I'm concerned with the economy, not because I'm a racist, but also I don't know what a deficit is

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
*wife says "it's been a while Charlie"*

*goes through the motions*

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



*opposes the existence of the monarchy and the antiquated class-based structure that they represent*

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

Fabricated posted:

*Maybe sort of believes in global warming now, but thinks it'll be alright when the rapture happens*

sadly i have family like this, thats literally their argument. they also think buddhists worship satan so :shrug:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
*rants and raves about the evils of abortion, sixteen year old daughter get pregnant, pays for abortion because THAT'S DIFFERENT!*

spaceships
Aug 4, 2005

i love too dumptruck

guacamole aficionado
*forcibly rapes a woman*

lol but shes my wife

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
supports israel

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
*actually votes for people because they think they could have a beer with the candidate and enjoy it*

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



i have never read the bible but i am a christian and i know that jesus would agree with me 100% on all of my political beliefs, especially the parts where we tell poor people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and how rich people are the best people and are only rich because god favours them

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Quote-Unquote posted:

i have never read the bible but i am a christian and i know that jesus would agree with me 100% on all of my political beliefs, especially the parts where we tell poor people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and how rich people are the best people and are only rich because god favours them

thats probably a little over dramatic you sniveling little weeny worm

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



dad gay. so what posted:

thats probably a little over dramatic you sniveling little weeny worm

wow rude typical lefty libtard resorting to insults instead of real debate

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