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By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube That's all I have to say faggots
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:38 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:31 |
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Doobie's Pizza House.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:39 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube nice kraft singles also nice filthy as poo poo cookie pan
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:40 |
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The Human Crouton posted:Doobie's Pizza House.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:40 |
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my job is to make overpriced pizza with kale and capers and poo poo for yuppies, where on the pizza spectrum does that put me
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:41 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube hmm, no thanks, I'll just grab something out of the kitty's litter box and have that instead.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:41 |
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what kind of degenerate uses kraft singles as their pizza cheese?
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:41 |
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My wife says my pizza's crust is too dense.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:43 |
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Lt. Chips posted:My wife says my pizza's crust is too dense. don't knead it so much and/or it needs to proof for longer if it's just specifically the crust then make the border smaller; should be the width of a #2 pencil really as it rises. Assuming here you're not using a rolling pin and then just rolling the edge a bit to get a crust going - watch some YouTube videos and slap it out yourself.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:44 |
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The Human Crouton posted:Doobie's Pizza House.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:46 |
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The Human Crouton posted:Doobie's Pizza House.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:46 |
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That pizza is just shy of even Easy Bake Oven standards my dude. Throw it out and try again, but this time with a gun and instead of baking it put it to your head and pull the trigger. ty.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:46 |
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JakeP posted:filthy as poo poo cookie pan the pan is well seasoned.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:48 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube that is the worst pizza i've ever seen lmbo
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:55 |
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:the pan is well seasoned. With Pam?
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:57 |
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Did you use ketchup for the sauce?
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:58 |
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rude
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:58 |
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X-Men: Food Network looking good
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:00 |
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I don't understand if these threads are supposed to be funny. Like, where is the joke.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:00 |
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Is it a troll, are they trying to troll someone?
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:01 |
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I'd order papa johns if my replacement for that was kraft slices with ragu on top of a raw pita
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:11 |
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drilldo squirt posted:Is it a troll, are they trying to troll someone?
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:18 |
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:19 |
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NurhacisUrn posted:With Pam? with rust
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:21 |
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Last time I made a pizza I made a small mountain out of bacon and cheese.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:22 |
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American cheese slices, pasta sauce, store bought dough, no herbs or veg, no crust treatment. It's about a 2/10 on the pizza scale.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:23 |
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The Human Crouton posted:Doobie's Pizza House.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:24 |
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Arkanomen posted:American cheese slices, pasta sauce, store bought dough, no herbs or veg, no crust treatment. It's about a 2/10 on the pizza scale. Three Star Michelin on the white trash scale.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:24 |
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Count Freebasie posted:Three Star Michelin on the white trash scale. E: I bet they sell those pizzas at this very racetrack.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:25 |
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Yumyum in my tum tum. Store bought pasta sauce or ragu?
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:26 |
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Edgar posted:Not a square pizza pan. You are truly an elitist and showing off your round pan. We get it, you have a job that has health benefits and even reimbursement for milage. I bet you have a fancy condo on the top floor so you get vaulted ceilings. I can't wait for the lower floors to rise up and hang you Mussolini style. That wasn't a Three Olives post.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:27 |
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Count Freebasie posted:That wasn't a Three Olives post. gently caress you caught me!
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:28 |
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are those the premium double sodium kraft singles? you loving masochist.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:29 |
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if that's your definition of a pizza you should kill yourself you stupid jackass
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:30 |
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i want to know how the OP possibly saw perfection in that doobie pizza do i have to turn my head a certain way
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:30 |
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Count Freebasie posted:with rust tetanus 'za
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:31 |
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I literally made pasta sauce last night and I'm telling everyone who will listen
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:33 |
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i also believe this is ops pizza
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:34 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube doobs new menu is shaping up to be a beast
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:34 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:31 |
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Should have used two additional cheese product slices cut on the diagonal. OP sucks at geometry AND pizza.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 21:35 |