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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube

That's all I have to say faggots

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Doobie's Pizza House.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Baba Ganoush posted:

By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube

That's all I have to say faggots



nice kraft singles

also nice filthy as poo poo cookie pan

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

The Human Crouton posted:

Doobie's Pizza House.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
my job is to make overpriced pizza with kale and capers and poo poo for yuppies, where on the pizza spectrum does that put me

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Baba Ganoush posted:

By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube

That's all I have to say faggots



hmm, no thanks, I'll just grab something out of the kitty's litter box and have that instead.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
what kind of degenerate uses kraft singles as their pizza cheese?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
My wife says my pizza's crust is too dense. :(

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

Lt. Chips posted:

My wife says my pizza's crust is too dense. :(

don't knead it so much and/or it needs to proof for longer

if it's just specifically the crust then make the border smaller; should be the width of a #2 pencil really as it rises. Assuming here you're not using a rolling pin and then just rolling the edge a bit to get a crust going - watch some YouTube videos and slap it out yourself.

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich

The Human Crouton posted:

Doobie's Pizza House.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

The Human Crouton posted:

Doobie's Pizza House.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
That pizza is just shy of even Easy Bake Oven standards my dude. Throw it out and try again, but this time with a gun and instead of baking it put it to your head and pull the trigger. ty.

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

JakeP posted:

filthy as poo poo cookie pan

the pan is well seasoned.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Baba Ganoush posted:

By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube

That's all I have to say faggots



that is the worst pizza i've ever seen lmbo

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

the pan is well seasoned.

With Pam?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Did you use ketchup for the sauce?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
rude

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

X-Men: Food Network looking good

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I don't understand if these threads are supposed to be funny. Like, where is the joke.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Is it a troll, are they trying to troll someone?

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
I'd order papa johns if my replacement for that was kraft slices with ragu on top of a raw pita

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

drilldo squirt posted:

Is it a troll, are they trying to troll someone?

:greencube:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006


with rust

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Last time I made a pizza I made a small mountain out of bacon and cheese.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
American cheese slices, pasta sauce, store bought dough, no herbs or veg, no crust treatment. It's about a 2/10 on the pizza scale.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The Human Crouton posted:

Doobie's Pizza House.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Arkanomen posted:

American cheese slices, pasta sauce, store bought dough, no herbs or veg, no crust treatment. It's about a 2/10 on the pizza scale.

Three Star Michelin on the white trash scale.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Count Freebasie posted:

Three Star Michelin on the white trash scale.



E: I bet they sell those pizzas at this very racetrack.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Yumyum in my tum tum.

Store bought pasta sauce or ragu?

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Edgar posted:

Not a square pizza pan. You are truly an elitist and showing off your round pan. We get it, you have a job that has health benefits and even reimbursement for milage. I bet you have a fancy condo on the top floor so you get vaulted ceilings. I can't wait for the lower floors to rise up and hang you Mussolini style.

That wasn't a Three Olives post.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Count Freebasie posted:

That wasn't a Three Olives post.

gently caress you caught me!

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
are those the premium double sodium kraft singles? you loving masochist.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

if that's your definition of a pizza you should kill yourself you stupid jackass

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i want to know how the OP possibly saw perfection in that doobie pizza do i have to turn my head a certain way

Necros
Jul 23, 2003


tetanus 'za

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I literally made pasta sauce last night and I'm telling everyone who will listen

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i also believe this is ops pizza

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Baba Ganoush posted:

By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube

That's all I have to say faggots



doobs new menu is shaping up to be a beast

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ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Should have used two additional cheese product slices cut on the diagonal. OP sucks at geometry AND pizza.

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