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NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Robo Reagan posted:

doobs new menu is shaping up to be a beast

With any luck it'll fill in that vaunted restaurant demographic between Sbarros and the dumpster.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i also believe this is ops pizza

ya same

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
American cheese is a sin.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Arkanomen posted:

American cheese is a sin.

https://twitter.com/HankQuotes/status/101361567735627776


What, you don't like corrugated plastic, Polysorbate 80, and polyethylene glycol cheese product? Look at you thinkin you are better than everybody. Check your privilege.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Kraft singles go well with ranch on pasta.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Tiberius Thyben posted:


Kraft singles go well with ranch on pasta.

kill yourself

op too

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Tiberius Thyben posted:


Kraft singles go well with ranch on pasta.

I foresee some Skyline Chili up in this bitch.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Tiberius Thyben posted:


Kraft singles go well with ranch on pasta.

i'm wheezing from just looking oh lord

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

so you went out and got pepperoni and dough, but you couldn't splurge on a little shredded mozzarella? gently caress your pizza OP.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


it looks like a pizza the x-men might eat good job

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
which x man likes pizza the most

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
dry fry or deep fry? that's the question

Shrinkage
Oct 23, 2010
Whats wrong with listening to musics on youtube?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

which x man likes pizza the most

probably beast or maybe gambit

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Baba Ganoush posted:

By that I mean you're a soulless yuppie and I can't wait until the working class unites and kills you. My pizza has more soul than any capitalist pig thats why murdering you wouldn't be a crime. You don't have a soul and I bet you even listen to music on youtube

That's all I have to say faggots



this is just the kind of pizza the op serves to his family and does not represent the quality of the baba ganoush pizza porch

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
American cheese has specific use cases where it excels: burgers, nacho cheese, chili. Where it does not belong is on pizza or pasta and whoever puts it there is a savage, or Californian

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
The worst part of that pizza is that the op couldn't be assed to cut another square of plastic into 4ths so the corners could be covered. A good part of that pizza is going to just be sauce and bread.

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

Tiberius Thyben posted:


Kraft singles go well with ranch on pasta.

That looks awful. Worse than the lovely pizza in the OP

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



lol if you're such a poor that you don't have a pizza stone.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Arkanomen posted:

The worst part of that pizza is that the op couldn't be assed to cut another square of plastic into 4ths so the corners could be covered. A good part of that pizza is going to just be sauce and bread.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

American cheese has specific use cases where it excels: burgers, nacho cheese, chili

these are just things that have enough other flavors and textures going on to hide the nastiness of the cheese. they can all be improved by using real cheese

it's not actually good on grilled cheese either unless you're nostalgic for your mom's nasty home cooking

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Arkanomen posted:

The worst part of that pizza is that the op couldn't be assed to cut another square of plastic into 4ths so the corners could be covered. A good part of that pizza is going to just be sauce and bread.

Perhaps he was going for the KKK emblem pizza look?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



counterpoint: the sauce and bread corners are going to be the best parts of that pizza

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

The Goatfather posted:

counterpoint: the sauce and bread corners are going to be the best parts of that pizza

counterpoint: the pan is probably the best part of that pizza.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Tiberius Thyben posted:


Kraft singles go well with ranch on pasta.

this makes me want to never eat anything again

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Count Freebasie posted:

Perhaps he was going for the KKK emblem pizza look?

There was some thought. There's pepperoni in the no cheese zone, but why no tin-foil? Why did the op stretch out the dough for some more pizza? I could not think of a better illustration of the welfare class.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
I take it back, you could make a much nicer pizza with what EBT gets you. It takes effort to make a pizza this lovely.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol that pizza is loving awful

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

American cheese has specific use cases where it excels: burgers, nacho cheese, chili. Where it does not belong is on pizza or pasta and whoever puts it there is a savage, or Californian

i work at an upscale californian pizza place and we would never use that, it would have to be like artisnal free-range goat cheese from goats fed nothing but acai berries and pomegranates or whatever

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

ThaGrandCow posted:

lol if you're such a poor that you don't have a pizza stone.

haha you must be a bitchmade pleb if you don't have a brick oven

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

the great deceiver posted:

i work at an upscale californian pizza place and we would never use that, it would have to be like artisnal free-range goat cheese from goats fed nothing but acai berries and pomegranates or whatever

that sounds good i'll take one to go with a side of bleu cheese plz

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

a side of bleu cheese

(for dippin)

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*


My stomach hurts just looking at the OP. This is what a home made pizza should look like. Behold!
My thick-rear end LCHF pizza with egg & shredded cheese crust and a mussels, shrimp, tuna, ham and tomato sauce slurry as topping, plus a metric fuckton of shredded cheese over it.
No pineapple. That is the Devil's Fruit.

I call it the "Daisy Cutter".

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

the great deceiver posted:

i work at an upscale californian pizza place and we would never use that, it would have to be like artisnal free-range goat cheese from goats fed nothing but acai berries and pomegranates or whatever

Upscale California pizza is trash

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

that sounds good i'll take one to go with a side of bleu cheese plz

the bleu cheese is aged in a cave off the italian coast tended by a 92 year old man named Paolo, that will be 79.99 plz

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

autoaim.cfg posted:



My stomach hurts just looking at the OP. This is what a home made pizza should look like. Behold!
My thick-rear end LCHF pizza with egg & shredded cheese crust and a mussels, shrimp, tuna, ham and tomato sauce slurry as topping, plus a metric fuckton of shredded cheese over it.
No pineapple. That is the Devil's Fruit.

I call it the "Daisy Cutter".

that's the worst looking pizza itt tbh

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

the great deceiver posted:

i work at an upscale californian pizza place and we would never use that, it would have to be like artisnal free-range goat cheese from goats fed nothing but acai berries and pomegranates or whatever

I would like to to come to your establishment and proceed to brain all of your customers with an old car battery.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

JakeP posted:

Upscale California pizza is trash

it is but you can make a killing fleecing retarded "foodies"

i dont even like pizza

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Count Freebasie posted:

I would like to to come to your establishment and proceed to brain all of your customers with an old car battery.

same

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