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i think im over my head what have i gotten myself into??? any fax masters here also know how to laminate documents like a pro??
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Turn it on and warm it up. At the back are two rollers that you slide the material in the laminated sleeve through. After it's warmed up (five minutes or so), check to make sure it's warm enough to work by taking your index finger and pushing it in between the two wheels (may require some force). If it's pleasantly warm to the touch, you're good to go!
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Feb 3, 2016 21:43
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yea i love to laminate. here my tip, make sure the paper is straight BEFORE you laminate because its too late afterwards. good luck op
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Feb 3, 2016 21:43
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I laminated a videogame map in grade school... I'm am expert
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Feb 3, 2016 21:44
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so ive got some stuff printed out on Regular Office Paper, done full color on our Ricoh MP C4000 should i not use these papers and get card stock or will the laminating process "thicken it up" if you know what i mean?
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Feb 3, 2016 21:52
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idk but my teachers in middle school could do it so how hard can it really be?
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Feb 3, 2016 21:53
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FishionMailed posted:idk but my teachers in middle school could do it so how hard can it really be?
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Feb 3, 2016 21:54
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I think you can use regular paper. They have those little sleeves you can slide the sheet in. Where are you that you get to use a laminating machine unsupervised?
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Feb 3, 2016 21:59
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no you just put it under your pillow and the laminating fairy comes and laminates it while you're asleep
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Feb 3, 2016 21:59
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Yeah OP it's so easy even quite old secretaries can usually manage it. Just look at the instructions!
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Feb 3, 2016 22:08
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The laminating machine is second only to the postage machine in terms of office equipment only a few people are allowed to use but for different reasons.
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Feb 3, 2016 22:14
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thats a womans job OP (i dont know what laminating is)
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Feb 3, 2016 22:14
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i laminated my hands so they dont get sticky when i eat sweets
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Feb 3, 2016 22:15
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make sure ur tie doesn't get caught in the rollers op, dangerous hijinx ahead
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Feb 3, 2016 22:15
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George Carlin posted:You ever been at a really loud party. I mean a good loud party, where the music is playing too loud, and everybody is talking too loudly, and in order to be heard even by the person standing right next to you, you've got to be screaming at the top of you lungs. But every now and then at a party, it seems as though everyone shuts up at the same time...and only your voice...can be heard. "Right, I know. I know. Well, what I'm going to do, I'm gonna have my testicles laminated." Life's little moments.
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Feb 3, 2016 22:17
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I.C. posted:I think you can use regular paper. They have those little sleeves you can slide the sheet in. Where are you that you get to use a laminating machine unsupervised?
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Feb 3, 2016 22:29
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Chinatown posted:thats a womans job OP Heat-sealing something between two layers of plastic. Licenses and I.D.s used to be laminated and much easier to forge. Do Social Security cards still say 'do not laminate' on them? They are still just pieces of blue paper, right?
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Feb 3, 2016 22:30
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I.C. posted:Heat-sealing something between two layers of plastic. Licenses and I.D.s used to be laminated and much easier to forge. Exactly what I used to use one for as a kid....used to make fake I.D.s in Serif PagePlus back in like 1995, then print them out on the colour school laser printer, then laminate them in the evening when I worked in a video rental store. Made me some decent money. Make sure you keep your dong away from the Laminator and also don't try to get high off the fumes.
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Feb 3, 2016 22:35
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I.C. posted:Heat-sealing something between two layers of plastic. Licenses and I.D.s used to be laminated and much easier to forge. gonna laminate your g*d drat mom
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Feb 3, 2016 22:36
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numberoneposter posted:its my Personal Laminating Machine. That reminds me correspondence to my Personal Fax Machine may resume as I have cleared my backlog. Lucky.
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Feb 3, 2016 22:38
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Chinatown posted:gonna laminate your g*d drat mom My mom is an office manager.
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Feb 3, 2016 22:50
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I.C. posted:Do Social Security cards still say 'do not laminate' on them? They are still just pieces of blue paper, right? Mine sure does, which is annoying as poo poo. They say you're not supposed to keep it in your wallet, but it seems like there's a ton of things that require you to present the actual physical card for someone to verify that yes, you aren't just making up some fake-rear end SSN, so of course most people keep it with them and then it gets beat to hell since it's just flimsy paper and you're not supposed to laminate it. Also and furthermore what's up with the lines at the post office and the DMV and
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Feb 3, 2016 22:57
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i laminated my hands so they dont get sticky when i eat sweets i laminated my hands so they dont get sticky when i beat meats
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Feb 3, 2016 23:04
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I once put in a sheet of paper without the laminate sleeve! Haha, boy did I have egg on my face that day.
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Feb 3, 2016 23:12
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i tried to laminate a fart once, now i can't go back to kinko's ever again
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Feb 3, 2016 23:14
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op you should laminate ur dick so that you can never accidentallly pass on your gene seed to another human
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Feb 3, 2016 23:14
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numberoneposter posted:so ive got some stuff printed out on Regular Office Paper, done full color on our Ricoh MP C4000 Should be fine. The final weight will depend on how thick the laminate is.
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Feb 3, 2016 23:18
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laminate a star shape. then laminate THAT then laminate THAT THAT now u have a pretty beefy throwing star
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Feb 3, 2016 23:21
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Once the company i was working for wanted hundreds of pages of poo poo laminated every week that we didnt normally laminate. We also had the slowest laminators in the worls you could apend hald your day browsing the web and laminating it rules.
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Feb 3, 2016 23:22
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laminate ur dick
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Feb 3, 2016 23:23
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ElectricSheep posted:laminate ur dick ur late to the party asshat liek 5 other peple tople himd to lamitate the dick
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Feb 3, 2016 23:30
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I laminated my dick inside your mum op
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Feb 3, 2016 23:33
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individually laminated oats
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Feb 3, 2016 23:36
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yes, when I managed a video store in 1994. At least once a month some kid would come in and ask if he could pay me cash to use the machine. Sorry, I'm not going to help you make a lovely fake ID.
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Feb 3, 2016 23:46
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numberoneposter posted:individually laminated oats nice. cut out the oats you need and keep the rest fresh
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Feb 3, 2016 23:49
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Bonzo posted:yes, when I managed a video store in 1994. At least once a month some kid would come in and ask if he could pay me cash to use the machine. Sorry, I'm not going to help you make a lovely fake ID.
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Feb 3, 2016 23:51
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numberoneposter posted:i think im over my head what have i gotten myself into??? any fax masters here also know how to laminate documents like a pro?? Yeah I laminated the back of your wifes throat last night, OP! Hah! Hah! Hah!
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Feb 3, 2016 23:52
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numberoneposter posted:so ive got some stuff printed out on Regular Office Paper, done full color on our Ricoh MP C4000 Watch me sperg on your sexual innuendo. Card stock will result in a "thicker" and "stiffer" end product if that's what you want, but the real question is what's the thickness of your laminating sheets? That's what's really gonna get your laminated stuff hard. Use 5mil as opposed to 3mil if that's an option, or hell, even heavier if you can get it. Just know that the heavier the laminate, the longer you need to apply heat and pressure to give it a stiffy. Why yes, I have used a 60-inch industrial laminator/mounting machine before, why do you ask?
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Feb 3, 2016 23:52
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We have one at the office that we use to laminate the various liscences we need to distribute beer. One day my boss and I went to town on it and laminated everything we could find and then the higher up boss got mad at us. Well theres my story.
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captainoblivious posted:We have one at the office that we use to laminate the various liscences we need to distribute beer. One day my boss and I went to town on it and laminated everything we could find and then the higher up boss got mad at us. Well theres my story.
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