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jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
Goddam cunty mcCunterson cut the heavy duty lock with bolt cutters and made off with my Raleigh 29 mountain bike. if I find this jerkoff I'm going to put a bullet in his/her head. After I taze them and give them some anal rape.

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Bikes are stupid OP. gently caress your dumb bike. I hate cyclists so by extension I hate you too. Fight me.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I am sorry, is there anything I can do for you?

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Dave_Indeed posted:

Bikes are stupid OP. gently caress your dumb bike. I hate cyclists so by extension I hate you too. Fight me.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

jlechem posted:

Goddam cunty mcCunterson cut the heavy duty lock with bolt cutters and made off with my Raleigh 29 mountain bike. if I find this jerkoff I'm going to put a bullet in his/her head. After I taze them and give them some anal rape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0cVPuMj7uQ

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im sorry

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

im sorry

It's nice that you at least apologized.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i use a car OP

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe

Dave_Indeed posted:

Bikes are stupid OP. gently caress your dumb bike. I hate cyclists so by extension I hate you too. Fight me.

Meet me outside at the flag pole after gym class

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It's nice that you at least apologized.

im too retarded to ride bikes

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

jlechem posted:

Meet me outside at the flag pole after gym class

You got it, Bucko. I took karate all last summer and I am JACKED on mountain dew.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

im too retarded to ride bikes

Well there was no joy in it then. :colbert:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Well there was no joy in it then. :colbert:

please stop yelling at me

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

please stop yelling at me

I said it was nice that you apologized to the guy despite taking and still having his bike.

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010
Incidentally I'm actually looking to sell the exact same model of bike OP. It's in pretty good condition, just a few bolt cutter scratches. Only got it in the last 24hrs. Just not the bike for me sadly

I'm asking $350 obo

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

maybe they're just borrowing it

for forever

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Dave_Indeed posted:

Bikes are stupid OP. gently caress your dumb bike. I hate cyclists so by extension I hate you too. Fight me.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I said it was nice that you apologized to the guy despite taking and still having his bike.

im crying

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Enfield posted:

im crying
the fire will dry them up

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Steal someone else bike. Steal it forward

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

symbolic posted:

the fire will dry them up

im laughing uproariously at this excellent joke

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

im crying

Stay strong. :sympathy:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
op i flushed your bike down the toilet because im hard like that. you will never see it again

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I thought this was a cool thread about motorcycles then I opened it

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Darth123123 posted:

I thought this was a cool thread about motorcycles then I opened it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llA81OKUuN0

E: BalloonzBobby 4 years ago
I'm a professional balloon artist, and I had never seen this movie. I'm sitting out on the boardwalk in Ocean City where I work in the summers, and the kids / teenageers / adults keep saying "make me a bicycle you clown" and I finally ask someone, "Why do they keep saying this" that's when I found out about the movie. This clip is like the story of my life.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Woke up the next morning, niggas done stole my bike

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
hows ur credit? maybe get a ride to the Ford dealership tomorrow??

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Some mother fucker stole my bmw yesterday and I had to pay like 600 to get it back from the impound. To top 8t all off the piece of poo poo wrote me a ticket too!!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
my vehicle payments probably eclipse the price of your piece of poo poo bicycle. just lol if you aren't trapped in a million payments for a bunch of things that the bank owns (car, house, etc).

Turmoilx
Nov 24, 2015

I possibly could of done something more effective with this money but I'm not sure.
look dude she texted me her parents are not home.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
that's what you get for not taking the front wheel off like a scrubbbbbbb

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
lol at the idea of an adult riding a bicycle, i don't even think they do that poo poo in china anymore.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I hope you catch the guy, OP.

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
And I just found out my contract to hire software gig just got cancelled. So now I'm out a bike and a job. FML

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
Dude, I'm sorry, what a poo poo day.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

jlechem posted:

And I just found out my contract to hire software gig just got cancelled. So now I'm out a bike and a job. FML

why do you have to make it a race thing dude? not cool.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Uncle Salty posted:

Dude, I'm sorry, what a poo poo day.

E: When it rains, it pours, take care OP.

NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Feb 4, 2016

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
The only saving grace is I live in Denver so the job market for software engineers is hot.

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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

well now you're allowed to steal someone else's bike as per the pay it forward movement

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