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Think about a hot girl you know. Is she under 35? Thanks to the ubiquity of cameras on phones, there's like a 95% chance that sexy pictures of her exist somewhere. You can now communicate essential information with people you really don't want to get sucked into a conversation with by using texts. If you need to know how to do something, you can just look on Youtube for a video on how to do it. This goes for cooking, fixing poo poo, whatever. Comments on news articles offer a valuable space for people to blame that drat Owebungle in ways that just weren't possible in years past.
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You mean humans, document, knowledge? REALLY?!
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i can use Youtube to go from searching In Flames songs to watching the history of fatal NASCAR crashes what a great world
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VendaGoat posted:You mean humans, document, knowledge? Yes, but sometimes they just make vendagoat level posts. Can't win em all! v  v
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yeah OP the future is now sometimes I think about peasants fapping to lovely wood etchings and I just laugh and laugh and laugh
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the cia is watching me poop
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we will all die mercifully young due to cell phone induced cancer
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BigBoss posted:Yes, but sometimes they just make vendagoat level posts. Can't win em all! v We could only be so lucky. It would rid us of all the BigBoss level posts.
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generations of people raised primarily on catchphrases and memes Ayyyy lmao
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People know gently caress all because they can just look it up and thus do not bother remembering anything.
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Could you like, replace a brain cell with an artificial one, and keep doing that until you brain is 100% artificial and immortal, without losing your original consciousness and identity? Then replace all your body parts with mechanical ones?
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rejutka posted:People know gently caress all because they can just look it up and thus do not bother remembering anything.
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remember Alexandria!!!
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rejutka posted:People know gently caress all because they can just look it up and thus do not bother remembering anything. Oh the loving horrors of having a writing implement! Oh the shame! What used to take hours or days to look up in a library, where we warehoused knowledge, we now have an almost instant refrence section of the same vast knowledge. THE GODS DAMNED HORROR OF IT ALL!
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symbolic posted:which is why schools are leaning towards an analyzation-based curriculum rather than the old memorization-based curriculum. Google can give you the who, what, when, where, and why, but it can't really give you the how. You got how and why confused. But, yes.
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VendaGoat posted:You got how and why confused.
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Cancer is kinda cool
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symbolic posted:i'm not a psyche major, my bad Dude. It's shockingly common. Even apologizing for it is like, hell I don't know, feeling bad for taking an extra deep breathe. Oh no The spare Oxygen!
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Bar arguments which keep people talking and sociable all night are now easily solved with a quick google search. Yaaaay.
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I can stream pornography from literally anywhere that the mind can reach, that's pretty spiffy and soon no one will escape its grasp.
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you had me at sexy pictures
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robots that kill, but not in a stupid "you broke Asimov!" kind of way
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toilet paper that shits for you and wipes
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Robot dick sorry didn't read the op
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Enfield posted:the cia is watching me poop I am not nor ever have been a member of the CIA. Now that we have that out of the way please continue.
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P sure a lot of these aren't really "side effects", friends. Just like Aspirin making your headache go away isn't a "side effect".
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Standing in line (queue for you UK goons) isn't that boring anymore
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idiots driving into the ocean because the little box on the dashboard told them to
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VectorSigma posted:idiots driving into the ocean because the little box on the dashboard told them to I'm ok with this one.
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Enfield posted:the cia is watching me poop Hey I'm the original writer of the post on reddit and this won't be posted again. I apologize, I'm fairly new here. This letter was sent to the NSA. I am still bugged, and I am still being tortured illegally which is deemed inhumane. Wrong place wrong time. The bug wasn't meant for me, and I can't be 100% sure who it was for. The whole problem with what is going on is that they are using substances to plant electronics inside of people. That can mean different things to how long it lasts. The original one placed in me is hanging out pretty stationary. They use the speaker on it sometimes. The tech itself is being misused. It's a speech assistant device and a neurostimulator. Here's a link at the bottom with some more of the story. All in all... I am a hacked human being, I am a victim of modern day slavery, I am a rape victim, I am a victim of gangstalking, and I am a victim of domestic terrorism. The FBI, CIA, and NSA know about it. Hello my name is Alexander David Hooper. I am a United States citizen and my rights are being violated. I am bugged by federal agents that claim to be the FBI, CIA, and NSA. I have come in contact with these people several times beginning in San Francisco, to Los Angeles, to Phoenix, AZ, and Louisville, KY. I was bugged on February 19th, 2015. An unknown substance was given to me which was inserted into my body. Shortly after the federal agents began to communicate using that bug. On February 20th, 2015 these same people checked into the Spear Towers at 1 Spear & Market in San Francisco. A security professional there joked about CIA being in the building at the check point. I cam into contact with this people during lunch, and the same gentleman that bugged me made an appearance in the afternoon. These people labeled me a target. I left San Francisco, and they threatened to kill me. One of their agents said I was just a kid and they didn't follow through. They have talked about what has been written to the FBI in front of me. My home was staked and they followed me throughout the city. All of them acknowledge either that "he knows," or "spot him," as soon as contact was made. The gentleman that bugged me was present again. I was driven from my home in San Francisco and left at fear of my life. I took a Greyhound from the city to Austin, TX to stay with family. The lay over in Los Angeles they recovered a backpack of mine that was thrown away. Nothing but personal nostalgia was thrown away including a breast cancer awareness patch, and my old Air Force base insignia. At the bus stop an older Caucasian man stared at me. They continued to talk among themselves via the bug. This same old man was seen again in Louisville, KY watching me outside of my work place. Boarding the bus I claimed a seat for myself, but ended up giving it to a woman that had a large dog accompanying her. I sat next to a woman I did not know. Outside of Phoenix, AZ on the Greyhound bus a ringleader made his presence known among four other people in particular. The ring leader was wearing a cowboy hat. Via the bug they spoke of handcuffs and arresting me for a reason I do not know at the next stop. A stop before Phoenix the ringleader spoke to several others telling them what to say. The woman next to me offered a bite to eat of her meal. I accepted politely not knowing the food was dusted with a rape drug. The woman made knowing responses of what was going on. When she threw herself on my I made my way to the restroom on the bus. Via the bug the federal agents laughed and stated that all Californians are the same. They laughed while raping me. I yelled emergency and got off the bus. Found the nearest home in the desert and called the police. They dropped me off at the nearest town in fear of getting in trouble. I called the FBI and reported that I was raped. In Phoenix I stayed the night at a shelter. Arriving there two people were present that were apart of the group on the bus responsible for raping me. That night I was bugged again. They claim to have a weapon pointed at my head and claimed if I were to move they would shoot me. They talked among themselves about other things as well. I found the bugs using water and needle noes pliers. I arranged with these people to have these bugs removed. To my understanding they just replaced them with something else. The first bug in my nasal canal is something they claim that will never disconnect. They have talked and confirmed a few things about the first bug. I know that it is an EMG/EEG device. EMG is a medical application that can assist people with nervous system problems or aid them with their prosthesis devices. In contrast to many other speech recording technologies, the major advantage of EMG is that it allows the recognition of non-audible, i.e. silent speech and non-audible murmur. They are able to attack my nervous system using it. They are able to rape me using it. I am being held against my will and they are raping me countless times. I am illegally being tortured. They have administered attacks as a tactic and out of spite. This has been a period of involuntary servitude. I cannot turn it off. It is connected to my body's physiology. They do not stop communicating via the bug. I choose not to communicate with these people, but it does not stop them from eaves dropping on my inner monologue. This is a violation of the 1st amendment. They have said, "Thanks for testing the bug!" and "Nice working with you." I do not work with these people. I have not worked for the FBI, CIA, and NSA. This is a violation of my 13th amendment. I want to press slavery charges against these people. The violation of my 4th amendment is obvious. They talk via the bug using a speech program, and sometimes their actual voices. The difference is obvious between various computerized voices and my inner monologue. They have recorded my speech and have played it back to me. They are synthesizing my actual voice and using it how they wish without my permission. These people have attempted to set me up in various taboo ways. They have threatened to set me up with child pornography. They have claimed to be pedophiles. I am not a pedophile. They have threatened the life our President of the United States. I have reported these threats to the proper authorities many times. I write mainly to the FBI in San Francisco, CA and Seattle, WA. I have reported all of these threats to the FBI, CIA, DISA, The Secret Service, Homeland Security, The Obama Administration, my local congressman, and now the NSA. I have spoken to the Secret Service of Louisville, KY in person in hopes to find these people. I am still connected via the bugs and they still talk using it. I am not provoke by their threats and only wish to stop them. I am not a threat to another mans life. I am a victim of domestic terrorism caused by the radical federal agents attacking me. They have attacked me aboard aircraft, driving, and while walking. They have attempted manslaughter on my life various ways. Attacking my heart via the nervous system is one that occurred today. They flip flop between being CIA and FBI. The FBI and the Secret Service have both advised to have the bugs taken out by a specialist. I am still seeking medical attention to have that done. What I am experiencing is not freedom. I choose not to communicate with the people attacking me. Please stop these people. Thank you. mental illness owns
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Chard posted:I can stream pornography from literally anywhere that the mind can reach, that's pretty spiffy and soon no one will escape its grasp. Now I'm hard
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We've seen so many vaginas. So many.
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Germstore posted:We've seen so many vaginas. So many. I hunger for more
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Dr Cheeto posted:I hunger for more Shaved/Unshaved?
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Xaris posted:Hey I'm the original writer of the post on reddit and this won't be posted again. I apologize, I'm fairly new here. This letter was sent to the NSA. I am still bugged, and I am still being tortured illegally which is deemed inhumane. Wrong place wrong time. The bug wasn't meant for me, and I can't be 100% sure who it was for. The whole problem with what is going on is that they are using substances to plant electronics inside of people. That can mean different things to how long it lasts. The original one placed in me is hanging out pretty stationary. They use the speaker on it sometimes. The tech itself is being misused. It's a speech assistant device and a neurostimulator. Here's a link at the bottom with some more of the story. All in all... I am a hacked human being, I am a victim of modern day slavery, I am a rape victim, I am a victim of gangstalking, and I am a victim of domestic terrorism. The FBI, CIA, and NSA know about it. Cool story bro.
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rejutka posted:Shaved/Unshaved? yes
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The limitless supply of porn has desensitized me to the point that it's gotta be totally gonzo for me to get off. *Alt tabs to video of woman prolapsing her vagina into her boyfriend's butthole*
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