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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I've always wanted to film and direct a high quality auteur+amateur porn video. it's not like a fetish thing. there's just something appealing about setting all the lighting up in an interesting way, using fancy prime lenses, giving blocking directions to the performers, and filming a passionate and intimate anal pounding sesh. i have the disposable income to be able to do it, but the common sense part of my brain tells me it would be irresponsible and probably lead to my death.

anyone else with those just barely out of reach goals?

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

make a good post

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
astronaut

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
A decent job with decent pay that I don't hate with co-workers who are cool and who I get along with and a future which seems stable and reliable. :smith:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Ape Fist posted:

A decent job with decent pay that I don't hate with co-workers who are cool and who I get along with and a future which seems stable and reliable. :smith:

OP said not impossible

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
a pretty lady says hi to me

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
just want love op

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
Affordable health care

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Noblesse Obliged posted:

make a good post

for you that's climbing mount everest

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

New York Times Bestseller with enough cash that we don't have worries and I can live where I loving want. I don't need to be Rowling. But having my characters and stories enjoyed has been pretty nice. I just want to keep doing that, but more. Plus, then I can help more people.

SuitcasePimp
Feb 27, 2005

My wife and I want to quit our corporate jobs and move to the tropics. Live very simply, teach diving, and just do whatever each day in the clear warm water. Many of these types of places are decently affordable, so the only thing holding us back is not having saved quite enough $ to "retire" (don't want to HAVE to work).

Not impossible, and we've been working on it for a long time. Only a couple of years left :-)

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
I want to have a sex. With a girl.


Edit: also cure cancer because then I could probably have a better chance of sexing.

vvvvvv - Apparently if you can write you can self publish. It seems to be working out with a lot of people: https://kdp.amazon.com/
Granted, you have to be your own editor

BattleSausage fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Feb 4, 2016

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

write a good book that sells a decent amount of copies

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

New York Times Bestseller with enough cash that we don't have worries and I can live where I loving want. I don't need to be Rowling. But having my characters and stories enjoyed has been pretty nice. I just want to keep doing that, but more. Plus, then I can help more people.

gl. the writing business is full of absolute pieces of poo poo who will totally pass on a book for publishing because it doesn't suit their personal taste and they're entirely allowed to do it. if you write the great space opera of the 21st century and it falls into the hands of a reviewer who only likes historical fiction set in the days of rome during the time of Romulus and Remus there's about a 99% chance they're gonna go 'pffbt space nerd makey-upey bullshit' and bin it regardless of whether or not you're the new Asimov and your book will never see the light of day.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Noblesse Obliged posted:

make a good post

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
if i could just snap my fingers and have any lifestyle i'd just like to live in a hut on the beach, with some wifi and a lovely lil netbook. just pack fish in the local market to pay like $20/mo in rent or whatever, build sandcastles with big elaborate moats, underwater caves, etc. then it all gets taken out by a wave.


good poo poo.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

SuitcasePimp posted:

My wife and I want to quit our corporate jobs and move to the tropics. Live very simply, teach diving, and just do whatever each day in the clear warm water. Many of these types of places are decently affordable, so the only thing holding us back is not having saved quite enough $ to "retire" (don't want to HAVE to work).

Not impossible, and we've been working on it for a long time. Only a couple of years left :-)

consider rural portugal.

seriously.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I've done this before and hate what I found.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
being a weedlord on jamaica

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Alan Smithee posted:

for you that's climbing mount everest

i am offering guided posting expeditions starting at $50

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


have metal arms like doctor octopus grafted onto my spine that I can control w/ my mind

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I want to die.

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Tenured professor at a research university.

A few patents of useful things that get licensed/spun out into startups, not even for the money, though I wouldn't say no to the vanity of writing a big check to my old uni or St. Jude. It'd be good to build something to pay back for all the nice poo poo I've been given.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i cannot watch the movie short circuit 2 without tearing up when johnny 5 gets beat up, and then again when he's all badass and leaking battery acid but still catches the bad guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMm7QA7icbs
Elevation! Altitude! :3

i guess I'd like a world where i wasnt such a little baby weirdo, op.


palette cleanser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmlXZ_-320

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Noblesse Obliged posted:

make a good post

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnoZ39hqctk

this one is good too, forgot it.

naem
May 29, 2011

I still haven't produced the kick rear end body of work I planned after art school, I keep getting distracted by being successful otherwise

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

for you that's climbing mount everest

like climbing mount everest as a white woman

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Noblesse Obliged posted:

make a good post


32MB OF ESRAM posted:

i cannot watch the movie short circuit 2 without tearing up when johnny 5 gets beat up, and then again when he's all badass and leaking battery acid but still catches the bad guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMm7QA7icbs
Elevation! Altitude! :3

i guess I'd like a world where i wasnt such a little baby weirdo, op.


palette cleanser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmlXZ_-320

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
There is also a list of women I would like to bang.

Some of them are dead, so I guess they don't count for this thread.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

There is also a list of women I would like to bang.

achievable goals though

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
drinking bleach

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Macasaurus posted:

achievable goals though

:(

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

drinking bleach

I now have a new goal

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Learn to tie my shoes the normal way.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Hair boner

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Bake a loaf of bread.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I want to be the head of the executive branch of a one world government. I'd style myself "First Citizen of Earth."

Or be a successful animator. Either one.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
get to Everest's death zone and murder someone

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Full-sized dump, nothing but net, squeaky clean, no wiping necessary

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Applewhite posted:

I want to be the head of the executive branch of a one world government. I'd style myself "First Citizen of Earth."

Or be a successful animator. Either one.

It it's any consolation, I always really enjoy your comics.

Speaking of, I have a dream that could go in either direction:

1) Go back in time and learn some dicipline plus get diagnosed with ADD, not depression so my life gets properly adjusted. Really commit to being an artist and not allow anxiety to rule my life.

2) Become rich enough to open a gallery just to support local artists. I would also like to support a clinic that provides mental health services to at-risk children.

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