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I've always wanted to film and direct a high quality auteur+amateur porn video. it's not like a fetish thing. there's just something appealing about setting all the lighting up in an interesting way, using fancy prime lenses, giving blocking directions to the performers, and filming a passionate and intimate anal pounding sesh. i have the disposable income to be able to do it, but the common sense part of my brain tells me it would be irresponsible and probably lead to my death. anyone else with those just barely out of reach goals?
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make a good post
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:43 |
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astronaut
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:44 |
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A decent job with decent pay that I don't hate with co-workers who are cool and who I get along with and a future which seems stable and reliable.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:45 |
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Ape Fist posted:A decent job with decent pay that I don't hate with co-workers who are cool and who I get along with and a future which seems stable and reliable. OP said not impossible
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:46 |
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a pretty lady says hi to me
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just want love op
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:47 |
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Affordable health care
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:47 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:make a good post for you that's climbing mount everest
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:49 |
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New York Times Bestseller with enough cash that we don't have worries and I can live where I loving want. I don't need to be Rowling. But having my characters and stories enjoyed has been pretty nice. I just want to keep doing that, but more. Plus, then I can help more people.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:49 |
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My wife and I want to quit our corporate jobs and move to the tropics. Live very simply, teach diving, and just do whatever each day in the clear warm water. Many of these types of places are decently affordable, so the only thing holding us back is not having saved quite enough $ to "retire" (don't want to HAVE to work). Not impossible, and we've been working on it for a long time. Only a couple of years left :-)
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I want to have a sex. With a girl. Edit: also cure cancer because then I could probably have a better chance of sexing. vvvvvv - Apparently if you can write you can self publish. It seems to be working out with a lot of people: https://kdp.amazon.com/ Granted, you have to be your own editor BattleSausage fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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write a good book that sells a decent amount of copies
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:50 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:New York Times Bestseller with enough cash that we don't have worries and I can live where I loving want. I don't need to be Rowling. But having my characters and stories enjoyed has been pretty nice. I just want to keep doing that, but more. Plus, then I can help more people. gl. the writing business is full of absolute pieces of poo poo who will totally pass on a book for publishing because it doesn't suit their personal taste and they're entirely allowed to do it. if you write the great space opera of the 21st century and it falls into the hands of a reviewer who only likes historical fiction set in the days of rome during the time of Romulus and Remus there's about a 99% chance they're gonna go 'pffbt space nerd makey-upey bullshit' and bin it regardless of whether or not you're the new Asimov and your book will never see the light of day.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:make a good post
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if i could just snap my fingers and have any lifestyle i'd just like to live in a hut on the beach, with some wifi and a lovely lil netbook. just pack fish in the local market to pay like $20/mo in rent or whatever, build sandcastles with big elaborate moats, underwater caves, etc. then it all gets taken out by a wave. good poo poo.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:52 |
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SuitcasePimp posted:My wife and I want to quit our corporate jobs and move to the tropics. Live very simply, teach diving, and just do whatever each day in the clear warm water. Many of these types of places are decently affordable, so the only thing holding us back is not having saved quite enough $ to "retire" (don't want to HAVE to work). consider rural portugal. seriously.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:53 |
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I've done this before and hate what I found.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:53 |
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being a weedlord on jamaica
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:54 |
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Alan Smithee posted:for you that's climbing mount everest i am offering guided posting expeditions starting at $50
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have metal arms like doctor octopus grafted onto my spine that I can control w/ my mind
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I want to die.
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Tenured professor at a research university. A few patents of useful things that get licensed/spun out into startups, not even for the money, though I wouldn't say no to the vanity of writing a big check to my old uni or St. Jude. It'd be good to build something to pay back for all the nice poo poo I've been given.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 02:02 |
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i cannot watch the movie short circuit 2 without tearing up when johnny 5 gets beat up, and then again when he's all badass and leaking battery acid but still catches the bad guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMm7QA7icbs Elevation! Altitude! :3 i guess I'd like a world where i wasnt such a little baby weirdo, op. palette cleanser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmlXZ_-320
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Noblesse Obliged posted:make a good post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnoZ39hqctk this one is good too, forgot it.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 02:15 |
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I still haven't produced the kick rear end body of work I planned after art school, I keep getting distracted by being successful otherwise
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Alan Smithee posted:for you that's climbing mount everest like climbing mount everest as a white woman
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Noblesse Obliged posted:make a good post 32MB OF ESRAM posted:i cannot watch the movie short circuit 2 without tearing up when johnny 5 gets beat up, and then again when he's all badass and leaking battery acid but still catches the bad guy
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 02:28 |
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There is also a list of women I would like to bang. Some of them are dead, so I guess they don't count for this thread.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 02:30 |
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VendaGoat posted:There is also a list of women I would like to bang. achievable goals though
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 02:57 |
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drinking bleach
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Macasaurus posted:achievable goals though The_Angry_Turtle posted:drinking bleach I now have a new goal
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 03:03 |
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Learn to tie my shoes the normal way.
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Hair boner
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Bake a loaf of bread.
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I want to be the head of the executive branch of a one world government. I'd style myself "First Citizen of Earth." Or be a successful animator. Either one.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 03:08 |
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get to Everest's death zone and murder someone
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 03:45 |
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Full-sized dump, nothing but net, squeaky clean, no wiping necessary
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Applewhite posted:I want to be the head of the executive branch of a one world government. I'd style myself "First Citizen of Earth." It it's any consolation, I always really enjoy your comics. Speaking of, I have a dream that could go in either direction: 1) Go back in time and learn some dicipline plus get diagnosed with ADD, not depression so my life gets properly adjusted. Really commit to being an artist and not allow anxiety to rule my life. 2) Become rich enough to open a gallery just to support local artists. I would also like to support a clinic that provides mental health services to at-risk children.
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