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Being the mental boyfriend, I am there for emotional support and having a rich relationship. The back story is this: we met two years ago and she was my first hug, hand hold, kiss, etc. I bought her tons of gifts to lead up to telling her I loved her, and then I told her I loved her after a month and wanted to try having sex. She told me she ruined too many relationships because having sex with someone takes away from the mental aspect of the relationship. She wanted me to stay a pure virgin and love her as much as I always did. Anyways, today I was walking through the hallway at school and I took out my Droid, which has a picture of me and her on the lock screen. This guy was looking down at me from above on the second floor and started laughing at me for some reason. I turned around and he winked at me, and I realized he had perfect view of my phone. So I went home and explained how he looked to my girlfriend and asked her if it was him, and she was giggling and wouldn't tell me yes or no. She told me I shouldn't know who it is because it will mess up the dynamics of our relationship for when we get married. What do you guys think? Do I have the right to know now that I have most likely seen who the physical boyfriend is?
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confused but hopeful pity post
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Feb 4, 2016 09:40
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Syay safe poverty ghost
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Feb 4, 2016 09:41
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Feb 4, 2016 09:45
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Ein cooler Typ posted:What do you guys think? Do I have the right to know now that I have most likely seen who the physical boyfriend is? rights don't actually exist
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Feb 4, 2016 09:46
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How many miles did you carry that printer again?
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Feb 4, 2016 09:48
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Edit:  gently caress, beaten!You need to carry your printer over to her house and ask her if she's got anything that needs printing today. Then carry it back. That will strengthen your relationship tremendously.
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Feb 4, 2016 09:50
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trust her, op
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Feb 4, 2016 09:56
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I definetly agree you are the mental boyfriend
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Feb 4, 2016 10:17
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Feb 4, 2016 10:21
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Lol nice effort op but too obvious
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Feb 4, 2016 10:24
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what model is the droid? also how old are you? Do you want to stay a virgin? cause if you cash in your V card and then tell her all about it she will want you.
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Feb 4, 2016 10:27
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Sounds sketchy, stick to anal.
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Feb 4, 2016 10:28
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Makes me glad im gay.
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Feb 4, 2016 10:28
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Can't remember where I last read this. I agree with Monkey-man ClamdestineBoyster, stick with anal.
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Feb 4, 2016 10:29
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Source your EN posts
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Feb 4, 2016 10:35
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My sexual identity 
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Stik3 posted:Can't remember where I last read this. I agree with Monkey-man ClamdestineBoyster, stick with anal. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=589472
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Feb 4, 2016 10:49
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Isaac posted:Syay safe poverty ghost
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Feb 4, 2016 10:51
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Rasmussen posted:Lol nice effort op but too obvious No effort, it's a repost. I'm not sure what it says about me that I instantly recognised it. https://www.google.ca/search?q=I+th...riend+today.%22
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Feb 4, 2016 11:01
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So OP do you approve or disapprove that the dude has probably ejaculated inside of her?
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Feb 4, 2016 11:12
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What are you going to do when she says she's pregnant and it's yours? Are you going to call her on her lie or are you just going to say a silent prayer that this means you can finally get married?
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Feb 4, 2016 11:14
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EngineerSean posted:What are you going to do when she says she's pregnant and it's yours? Are you going to call her on her lie or are you just going to say a silent prayer that this means you can finally get married? I don't think you can get pregnant from being a pussy.
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Feb 4, 2016 11:16
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Sequel thread coming soon: I think I inadvertently physically met my girlfriends mental boyfriend.
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Wicker Man posted:Sequel thread coming soon: I think I inadvertently physically met my girlfriends mental boyfriend. Nah, it'll be "That dumb fag that my girlfriend 'dates' to get free money and rides from finally met me".
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Feb 4, 2016 11:45
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so, cuck?
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Feb 4, 2016 11:47
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hmmm witchcraft
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Feb 4, 2016 11:47
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Sang to me while I was reaching orgasm. Was completely out of the blue and I felt bemused at first. Thing is she sang the same song every time. Then after a few weeks of dating she'd start humming the song when we were at dinner with her parents or in the back of a cab. Instant erection! Some Pavlov's boner poo poo.
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Feb 4, 2016 11:55
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Being the mental boyfriend, I am there for emotional support and having a rich relationship. The back story is this: we met two years ago and she was my first hug, hand hold, kiss, etc. I bought her tons of gifts to lead up to telling her I loved her, and then I told her I loved her after a month and wanted to try having sex. She told me she ruined too many relationships because having sex with someone takes away from the mental aspect of the relationship. She wanted me to stay a pure virgin and love her as much as I always did. you don't have the right to know anything and frankly that is private information between her and G*d
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Feb 4, 2016 11:55
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suck his dick
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Feb 4, 2016 12:07
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Sequel thread: I don't think I meet the physical requirements for being my girlfriend's mental boyfriend
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Feb 4, 2016 12:08
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wtf did i just read? whip your dick out and she doesnt suck it immediatly leave and never talk to her again ffs.
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Feb 4, 2016 12:10
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you should at least be able to watch, so you can emotionally support her when shes getting railed by your superior
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Feb 4, 2016 12:10
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Kill him and wear his skin, OP. She'll never know the difference.
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Feb 4, 2016 12:13
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I get irrationally angry at people like the OP. And by that I mean shitposters.
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Feb 4, 2016 12:30
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Buller posted:Makes me glad im gay.
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Feb 4, 2016 12:33
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Please source your quotes
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Feb 4, 2016 12:36
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OP you're so brave and progressive for trying a nonstandard relationship model. I think your best bet is to approach this with empathy. Ask yourself: "How does my mental girlfriend feel about my physical girlfriend?"
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Feb 4, 2016 12:46
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Personally I suspect everyone involved is a touch mental. That said, Applewhite's advice is the soundest. Please pass it along to the actual sucker, OP.
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You'd better not have taken off your male chastity belt, OP. You know that's a night in the box.
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