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The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster

ghostter posted:

Sang to me while I was reaching orgasm. Was completely out of the blue and I felt bemused at first. Thing is she sang the same song every time. Then after a few weeks of dating she'd start humming the song when we were at dinner with her parents or in the back of a cab. Instant erection! Some Pavlov's boner poo poo.

Marry 'em, unless they use their powers for evil.

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Luelinks, OP

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
proper cucked

e: touché, lowtax. touche

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Behind the Music with Papa Roach

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
God bless these new word filters

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
This is a repost, shut 'er down, we're done here.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I think you should kill her and yourself op.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Microwaves Mom posted:

I think you should kill her and yourself op.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
My girlfriend also has a boyfriend its me

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
OP is the real world George Costanza.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Windows 98 posted:

My girlfriend also has a boyfriend its me

weirdo

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

New word filter's putting in some serious work in this thread.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
One of Bernies primary campaign promises is that it will be illegal to laugh at mental boyfriends, can't wait until you losers are in jail

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I guess you could say the OP's really wearing the horns right now!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Windows 98 posted:

My girlfriend also has a boyfriend its me

I was about to tell you some really really bad news but first I should probably ask if you have any shovels around.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Cuck

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Honky Dong Country posted:

New word filter's putting in some serious work in this thread.

What if we ironically made the filter results new gbs memes?

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
cuck

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

this_is_hard posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

this_is_hard posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Out of all the things to get filtered, that one doesn't? So lame.

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy


Pro bypass there.


Amazing OP, would read the novel trilogy.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

this_is_hard posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sweet sassy molassy, OP!

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
cuck

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
im gay

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

same

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
dunk a pill pickle

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

this_is_hard posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

this_is_hard posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Skylark is playing you OP.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

this_is_hard posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
preppin' da bull!


(said in the same way as "slappin' da bass")

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
stay safe poverty ghostship

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
don't be loving with the Ron Jon Donald

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

EngineerSean posted:

What are you going to do when she says she's pregnant and it's yours? Are you going to call her on her lie or are you just going to say a silent prayer that this means you can finally get married?

go on maury

when you do, call him murray

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Medieval Medic posted:

dunk a pill pickle

reald-o!

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
lol good work you internet detectives itt who found out this is a fake post i mean i would never have figured that out otherwise :rolleyes:

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