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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I'm ordering a burger from an Italian Restaurant

I just had itallian food yesterday, the roads a too goddamn flooded with melt to be able to drive, and I must burg so bad now.

and it's cold outside and there's traffic so gently caress it, it's been 45 minutes since my neighbor sunk his Volkswagen into a pool of water on the road and AAA has not yet come.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i make my own burgers from natuartly grown organic ingredients i buy at the farmers market

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i only order delivery burgers from places that do "chinese & western cuisine"

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Enfield posted:

i make my own burgers from natuartly grown organic ingredients i buy at the farmers market

All I have is the costco frozen patties because they were out of fresh ones.


but I also have no buns and I dare not experiment with meat buns after what happened last time.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
you just reaped yourself

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i make bean and grain burgers from beans and grains that died of natural causes

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

a messed up horse posted:

you just reaped yourself

I feel so hungry that I could eat a horse.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You are a forums treasure.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
There's no such things as cardinal sins in the bible, op, hth.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Godspeed, Taint Reaper

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Enfield posted:

i make my own burgers from natuartly grown organic ingredients i buy at the farmers market

i make my own burgers from whatever gets caught in my catch and release (lol) traps

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

*rips off ur dick w his hands trailing taint skin behind it amd holds it up and howls like the predator w a trophy skull with spine still attached *

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You could have two small pizzas delivered and construct a giant meat patty to go between them. Pretty good burg I would think.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

thou shalt not reap taints

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Taint Reaper posted:

I feel so hungry that I could eat a horse.

you would get a better Burger that way

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

OctoberBlues posted:

You could have two small pizzas delivered and construct a giant meat patty to go between them. Pretty good burg I would think.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Enfield posted:

i make my own burgers from natuartly grown organic ingredients i buy at the farmers market

I grow my own cows, both for the meat and to produce the milk for my own line of fancy burger cheeses. Also wheat for the buns. Heirloom tomatoes for the ketchup, and my dill pickle chip plants are the envy of the county fair.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

The Taint Reaper posted:

All I have is the costco frozen patties because they were out of fresh ones.


but I also have no buns and I dare not experiment with meat buns after what happened last time.

The organic beef packages at Costco are p. Good

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im burgin

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Man I'm in the far north east right now and it's a fall day out there dry as a bone and barely chilly where is your god forsaken rear end reaps that snow melt is corrupting your dinner plans so bad

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The Taint Reaper posted:

but I also have no buns and I dare not experiment with meat buns after what happened last time.

Go ahead, op, you know you want to put your beefy meat between some hot buns. Here at the Somethingawful.com forums, we are open to all members kinks and we don't judge.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
commit a bluebird sin and kill yoruself!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
They just gonna smash a meatball and put it on a bun.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
theres a local chain thats half burgers/ half burritos and its g*d drat good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

best is getting a lovely hamburger and fries from a greasy chinese restaurant

barklava
Jan 11, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

You are a forums treasure.

Lets bury it!

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
have you ever considered major depression? your food will not matter so much.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

blumpkinhead posted:

have you ever considered major depression? your food will not matter so much.

he died of a bad burger, please be considerate

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I get mine from that French/Vietnamese burger joint on the corner.
Too bad you don't have one of those nearby.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I work with a guy who orders burger and fries at every Mexican food restaurant. He's filth.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Goddamn the burger was good

while not as wide as the bun it was as thick as 3 or 4 patties, medium rare, and very garlickly. It went well with whatever their BBQ sauce was and it turned the cheese brown.

Would eat again

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
In LA (or the valley atleast) there is like a million little restaurants that are like Burger places, but also mexican, but also greek, and then also they serve breakfast all day some are really good and some are really bad

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
gently caress, now i want a burger and i just made rice for stir fry :argh:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

gently caress, now i want a burger and i just made rice for stir fry :argh:

Day-old rice is better for stir fry anyhow....get the :burger:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i don't have any burgin stuff and gotta go to friends place. maybe they'll be cool and hungry and I can go burg w them somewhere good

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
There is this local joint that makes burgers. It's really hip with modern desgin. It's called macdonalds.

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