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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
:(

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

nice "meme"

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

same... if u catch my drift

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I am

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Wait no. I was wrong

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
backpage, OP

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:huh:

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

FishionMailed posted:

backpage, OP

Theres a back page?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
thumbs up if you wish you were having sex

(like give the screen a thumbs up irl)

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
try masterbating

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i had a sexy dream two nights ago about a girl i want to bang ive pretty much already had sex with her weather she knows or likes it or not

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
im glad im not having sex right now, im beat

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

numberoneposter posted:

i had a sexy dream two nights ago about a girl i want to bang ive pretty much already had sex with her weather she knows or likes it or not

i hope you do have sex with her someday so you can be like 'ugh this is nothing like my dream' and spend the rest of the sex making silly faces at her until you cum

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


who doesn't?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i dream about having sex all the time but i always wake up before i die

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
sex is overrated, have you considered maybe opening a good book and reading it?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Kuato posted:

sex is overrated, have you considered maybe opening a good book and reading it?

all my books don't work anymore b/c i had sex with them :(

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

thumbs up if you wish you were having sex

(like give the screen a thumbs up irl)

ok

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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how did you manage to get that screenshot from my browser

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I wish I WAS having sex right now. :colbert:

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I probably might have sex sometime in the future

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i hope you do have sex with her someday so you can be like 'ugh this is nothing like my dream' and spend the rest of the sex making silly faces at her until you cum
she has a whole bunch of tattoos and piercings IRL but in the dream i couldnt remember exactly what or where they were it was just a maelstrom of flesh, ink, and steel

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I bet your not a girl.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:





lol

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!


numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Feb 5, 2016

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Hell, same

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

all my books don't work anymore b/c i had sex with them :(

oh no!

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Theme song for this thread? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Im glad Im not having sex right now, im just tired of having so much sex, just all the time

Feedback Agency
Apr 23, 2014

gas this gay thread

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

thumbs up if you wish you were having sex

(like give the screen a thumbs up irl)

:thumbsup:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

RaceBannon posted:

I probably might have sex sometime in the future

Me to. Like its bound to happen. Right? Right!?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Theres a way to go from not having sex to having sex. I cant remember how it all works though.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Usually theres some nudity involved. Im in the hungry jacks carpark i might get nude now see if any sex happens

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Isaac posted:

Theres a way to go from not having sex to having sex. I cant remember how it all works though.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/account.php?action=logout

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BUT WHERE WILL I poo poo POST FROM WORK!?!?!?!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Now i think about it the amount of sex ive had has dramatically lowered since ive been a gbs poster

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
*having sex* i wonder if anyones quoting me in gbs atm...

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

numberoneposter posted:

BUT WHERE WILL I poo poo POST FROM WORK!?!?!?!

You've already lost 1 decade in these Awful Games: Shitpost or Sex. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck!

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Posting is absolutely the worst way to achieve your dreams.

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