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he just doesn't seem like he'd be a good culture fit! *literally interviewed only one non-white person*
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hey look at me im a human resources recruiter. outta my way
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*welp, im a human resource recruiter and was browsing the forums and saw a thread about being a human resource recruiter. pretty neat poo poo if you ask me!
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Feb 5, 2016 00:13
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Enfield posted:hey look at me im a human resources recruiter. outta my way *fakes a handoff and throws long to human resources recruiter*
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Feb 5, 2016 00:33
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*is a bitchmade idiot*
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*stupid logic puzzle cards get shuffled around accidently* "so sir, can you tell me how many windows are in why are they circles"
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Feb 5, 2016 00:42
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Yeah this druggie has willingly given up a sample of his hair which reveals extensive polydrug abuse but we really need people to shovel our nasty food into boxes using equipment that pretty reliably maims when used unsafely so hire him anyway
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:*stupid logic puzzle cards get shuffled around accidently* lol
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Feb 5, 2016 00:43
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Doesn't hr fire people too? That'd suck or rock, depending how big of an rear end you are
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Feb 5, 2016 00:48
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Darth123123 posted:Doesn't hr fire people too? That'd suck or rock, depending how big of an rear end you are Supervisors fire people and shove the paperwork off on HR.
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Feb 5, 2016 00:49
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Your work experience is great but you didn't score very well on our personality test
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Feb 5, 2016 00:49
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so you do java?
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Feb 5, 2016 00:53
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*uzips pants* alright. lets see what your WPM is all about...
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Feb 5, 2016 00:53
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Hello my name is Tsegazeab Geessese from Eritrea. I work in HR. It's good to meet you.
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Feb 5, 2016 01:00
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op this is horrific. why not do a "itt we are pederasts" or "itt we consume human flesh for sexual pleasure" thread while you're at it
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Feb 5, 2016 01:04
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Once when we were on strike we called the head of PR a pig as she crossed the line and she broke down and later quit.
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Feb 5, 2016 01:07
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looking for a candidate with 15 years of experience on iOS, this is a senior position
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Feb 5, 2016 01:08
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*talks about a worker first policy* *rests feet on human footstool*
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Once when we were on strike we called the head of PR a pig as she crossed the line and she broke down and later quit. PR people suck, so good.
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Darth123123 posted:PR people suck, so good. I meant HR but they suck too so.
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Feb 5, 2016 01:14
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*hands over coding test* ok it's basically a real work problem that none of the guys here have been able to solve for weeks, so please do it for free for us on this sheet of paper, under supervision without access to any reference material or a computer, within 10 minutes THANKS *sips starbucks latte*
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:op this is horrific. why not do a "itt we are pederasts" or "itt we consume human flesh for sexual pleasure" thread while you're at it Those already exist, silly.
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Feb 5, 2016 01:26
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"Call booblord! He does 90% of my job for a nominal fee and lets us know exactly how this potential hire is lying their rear end off on their resume and how giant of a shitbag they are on social media!"
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Feb 5, 2016 02:00
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Colonel Cancer posted:Those already exist, silly. E/N and DnD?
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*was hired out of college 20 years ago because he/she knew how to use e-mail* *rejects qualified candidates because they haven't spent half a decade getting paid to make charts in Excel*
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Darth123123 posted:PR people suck, so good. Please do not be hurtful towards the proud people of Puerto Rico. 
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Feb 5, 2016 02:16
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ive only had one job interview i had to talk to a hr person the rest have been technical ones that one time i got asked to describe a time i improved customer service, the interview was for a r&d role with absolutely zero (0) public facing responsibilities
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Feb 5, 2016 02:22
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I am a human resource, abeit a fungible one that just can't stop amortizing.
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Feb 5, 2016 03:44
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"How do you fit the square peg into the round hole?" - an actual question my girlfriend was asked during an interview
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Feb 5, 2016 03:54
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Cut the corners off
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Feb 5, 2016 04:27
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Implements a automated hr machine that filters out unqualified people. Then have the people answers essay questions and plead why they are qualified using patented Webcam technology to record their responses. That way we at HR can watch them while eating popcorn and laugh at the desperate people.
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Feb 5, 2016 04:39
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gonna call candidates at 9pm, when they're already drunk. i'm a professional.
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Feb 5, 2016 04:41
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*is a fat black woman who finds things problematic*
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Feb 5, 2016 04:41
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*Is part of a panel interview* *visibly nodding off while everyone else talks*
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Feb 5, 2016 04:52
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"Oriental is no longer the preferred term" also, "Afro American"
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Feb 5, 2016 05:09
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*is paralyzed by government regulations* *cant sleep at night* *lives in fear*
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Feb 5, 2016 05:09
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*not really hr because you are in charge of IT at a start up that doesn't have a hr department, Google hr questions during interview with shoes off*
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Feb 5, 2016 05:50
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*Exclusively hires women to save 23% in wages expenditure*
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Feb 5, 2016 05:55
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So tell me... why are you looking to leave Mindless Indentured Servitude Corporation? And what is it that drew you to Soul-Crushing Banal Slave Labor, LLC?
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"People go in, meat comes out" *machine guns a cat*
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