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Holy gently caress, I thought this was bullshit but it was on sale for like $40 and I like buying stupid poo poo so I bought one. God drat it feels good. I was a little afraid because the research I did said that it was for chronic muscle pain and I am a delicate flower that doesn't know the value of a hard day's work I lied, I do, it has no value. But honestly it's like paying someone to massage my lower back and shoulders for an hour for free, why don't they sell these things like candy at Walmart for poor laborers? I see Icy Hot commercials but their thing looks like useless poo poo compared to this thing. They really should sell these things more aggressively to people that just want a free shoulder massage without taking the time to get their nails done.
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drat NIGGA posted:no one will cry if you die
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Feb 5, 2016 02:13
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you could just get a vibrator for dual-purpose action
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I hope they paid you for this post.
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symbolic posted:you could just get a vibrator for dual-purpose action Nah I am too lazy to hold things and the Hitachi Magic Wand was too small to fit in my rear end.
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drat NIGGA posted:no one will cry if you die
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Stik3 posted:I hope they paid you for this post. God I wish, apparently it's a legitimate medical technology that is now being ripped off by everyone in China like the medical version of "hoverboards". And for the record my dog cries every time I leave.
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Three Olives posted:God I wish, apparently it's a legitimate medical technology that is now being ripped off by everyone in China like the medical version of "hoverboards". Yeah, they've been around a while and you'll see them in use at physical therapy places if you're lucky enough to injure yourself.
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If you are going to be an aimless bougie bastard 3o you could at least find a gay partner for the cash cushioned ride
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If you haven't tried it on your cock or balls or poop hole by end of tonight you should be ashamed
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hook it up to your balls and make a video
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they tried to talk my wife (beard) into getting one for her pregnancy saying oh you'll use it for contractions lol gently caress off not buying some dumb ab machine
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TENS units kick rear end.
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wait what are you tlking about or whatever but lower back. shoveling snow cause too lazy to install new gastank on snowblower
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hey, i forgot to ask, i dont really know why everyone is such a bitch about you when you post? did you do something or something? you seem like a reasonable human being. no big, just wondering?
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can you masturbate with it?
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drat NIGGA posted:no one will cry if you die drat NIGGA
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They're pretty good, especially if it had an ems setting. Just don't put it on wrong or you can stop your heart lol
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dad gay. so what posted:hey, i forgot to ask, i dont really know why everyone is such a bitch about you when you post? did you do something or something? you seem like a reasonable human being. no big, just wondering? He's old gbs and wants to run his glorified apartment building like 1937 Germany.
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Ignore the warning about not running the current past your heart and finally live a little
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turn it up to elevens ur welcoem
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Grem posted:He's old gbs and wants to run his glorified apartment building like 1937 Germany. i wasnt asking you "grem" but thanks for the obviously unbiased commentary 
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Grem posted:He's old gbs and wants to run his glorified apartment building like 1937 Germany. hey grem, tell me about yourself. i suppose you should be given the opportunity
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are you "old" gbs?  maybe some sort of "new" gbs? how do you run your life? what are you aspirations and dreams?
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Necros posted:hook it up to your balls and make a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeDfBdR9xcY
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i remember when companies used to market these things like instant ab workout machines and got sued into oblivion because it's total bullshit ...nothing else to contribute except Necros posted:hook it up to your
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if youre ever anywhere near three olives you can find him by listening for the guy talking about his household appliances
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Can you use this for electroejaculation I am asking for a friend you see
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Can I put this on my butt?
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satanic splash-back posted:Can I put this on my butt? I think you can get arc across the crack.
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Three Olives posted:Holy gently caress, I thought this was bullshit but it was on sale for like $40 and I like buying stupid poo poo so I bought one. God drat it feels good. I was a little afraid because the research I did said that it was for chronic muscle pain and I am a delicate flower that doesn't know the value of a hard day's work I lied, I do, it has no value. Enjoy your e-stim cumshots.
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satanic splash-back posted:Can I put this on my butt? Yes. I can't assure how it will work, however. I recommend you buy one, and use it while pooping.
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I work for a place that sells TENS units and yeah I thought they were hokey at first too but they seem to work for a lot of people. Also people put them on their genitals to cum really hard. As an aside I can probably discount all the TENS/EMS units here at least a few bucks; it's the website for the company I work for. Hokey website but they mostly sell to clinics/hospitals/practitioners: http://www.wisdomking.com/
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Realtalk: If you've thrown your back out, half an hour lying on the bed, on your back, with the electrodes in the small of your back work absolute wonders. It's really freakin' great for back pain. This is what I've got, an Omron. Not the exact same model, but close enough. I swear by it. 
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Okay, I'm getting one now. My body is a roadmap of pain right now and I need some relief. YOU'VE SOLD ME. What kind did you get? I spent like an hour looking at these things on Amazon the other day and I finally convinced myself they were a scam and rage quit. LadyAmbien fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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Three Olives posted:And for the record my dog cries every time I leave. Its cries because you'll be coming back.
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Yeah? Well I got an ELEVENS.
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