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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i think that the presidential election would be vastly improved if everyone who ran was required to be facefucked live during prime time television. if you cant handle a big cock in your throat how are you going to handle the presidency?

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Serious Frolicking posted:

i think that the presidential election would be vastly improved if everyone who ran was required to be facefucked live during prime time television. if you cant handle a big cock in your throat how are you going to handle the presidency?

lewinski 2016.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
i just want a president that doesn't send troops to iraq.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I never have dinner with the president!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Universe Master posted:

I love hyper-inflation too.

lol yeah right

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011

crackton posted:

As a Canadian I've almost made peace with the fact that Trump might win.

On a positive note, looking forward to an influx of American refugees coming into our major urban areas and...

Wait no, goddammit.. none of this is good.

Please vote for the wrinkly Jewish man.

Might be good for our dollar if he wins.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

mdm posted:

lol yeah right

Yeah I do t think anybody liked hyper inflation.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005

thathonkey posted:

Is there a parody porn where sandsrs and trump 3 way bang hillary while bill watches and smokes a cigar

Paging darkpriest

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

thathonkey posted:

Is there a parody porn where sandsrs and trump 3 way bang hillary while bill watches and smokes a cigar
not that i know of, but there's probably a book about it

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

SHISHKABOB posted:

Yeah I do t think anybody liked hyper inflation.

you are a moron if you think raising the minimum wage alone will lead to hyperinflation

even doubling it right now from peanuts an hour to two peanuts an hour won't impact poo poo

christ

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hey he didn't work hard to get his cubicle meatsack job just so some janitor or food service employee could afford to take care of themselves.

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Feeling the Bern in 3 easy steps:
1. Legalize the weeds.
2. Regulate the growing of the weeds such that it must be cultivated by hand by an American citizen.
3. Enjoy utopia.

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Or socialist hell.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
nah one dumb regulation on an industry is not socialism

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Lebowski / Sobchak 2016

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

Lebowski / Sobchak 2016

At least it's an ethos.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Parallax Scroll posted:

if that's the only quality you're looking for, trump would probably do something along those lines as well

Trump would do the same thing, sure, but he'd be yelling at people on TV about some stupid twitter war he got into the day before. It wouldn't be over trying to get people through college for free.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I mean if Bernie legalizes 'the weed' I might vote for him

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

mdm posted:

nah one dumb regulation on an industry is not socialism
the american far right has redefined socialism so radically that even a shitload of what passes for the american left has accepted its definition. that's why you see a lot of idiotic facebook posts saying that the interstate highway system, the parks system, and the internet (to name just three) are "products of socialism" when they absolutely aren't

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Y-Hat posted:

the american far right has redefined socialism so radically that even a shitload of what passes for the american left has accepted its definition. that's why you see a lot of idiotic facebook posts saying that the interstate highway system, the parks system, and the internet (to name just three) are "products of socialism" when they absolutely aren't

lool yeh my fave is the picture of a snow plow with "SOCALISM"

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
mcdonalds is SOCIALISM

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
AP: SOCIALIST MOTHERS CAUGHT NURSING BABIES PRO BONO EXECUTIONS TO BE TELEVISED

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

facebook jihad posted:

I mean if Bernie legalizes 'the weed' I might vote for him

all I want from a president is legal weed and no more loving around in the middle east/Afghanistan/Pakistan and northern africa supporting militias or toppling regimes or hunting down terrorists with drones.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

RaceBannon posted:

all I want from a president is legal weed and no more loving around in the middle east/Afghanistan/Pakistan and northern africa supporting militias or toppling regimes or hunting down terrorists with drones.

Yeah well the latter is all dependent on if the terrorists will just keep to themselves.

but People knew the middle east was loving retarded and the regimes there routinely made bad decisions that always drew others into their conflicts way back before america was founded so chances are not likely.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

America should not be permitted to be run by Americans

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Noblesse Obliged posted:

America should not be permitted to be run by Americans

Well our current president is not American and we all see how that worked out.

And Europe certainly is not in shape to run it just look at their migrant crisis that they caused for themselves.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Taint Reaper posted:

Well our current president is not American and we all see how that worked out.

And Europe certainly is not in shape to run it just look at their migrant crisis that they caused for themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTO-QbZ31zw

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009

facebook jihad posted:

Yeah and Hillary burned him badly
can you elaborate

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

RaceBannon posted:

all I want from a president is legal weed and no more loving around in the middle east/Afghanistan/Pakistan and northern africa supporting militias or toppling regimes or hunting down terrorists with drones.

Would be nice, but it'll cause a chain reaction of states making it illegal. All these states rights, personal right fuckers are all against it, too, unless it shoots loving bullets. Maybe name a strain the NRA and see what they do.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
hillary is a lying sack of poo poo, like all politicians, and insists she never changed a vote because of money.

glad to see lobbyists have no effect on her votes. :stare:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
indeed they haven't, if her vote was already preplanned to be what whoever turned out to be the most important donor caring about a particular issue wants

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
i dunno, bernie seems like a good guy to get dialysis with

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calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
big finance loves regulation like dodd-frank. all it does is raise the barrier to entry so that no new comer will ever be able to compete with the established mega banks.

they bitch and moan publicly but in reality it is exactly what they want. why else do you think they donate hundreds of millions to candidates that claim to be pro regulation.

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