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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
what was the biggest "load" or "roper" you've ever seen??????

Edit: :synpa: :dong:

WatermelonGun fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Feb 5, 2016

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
you ever do scat porn

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
I want to have sex with beautiful ladies?

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
lmaoing at like the last 5 posts

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
how common is nasty poo poo in the industry, like swap.avi and 2girls1cup?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Ever get a blowjob from one of the models while doing a shoot? YOu see that all the time in porn videos.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what air freshner do u use?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Who cleans it up?

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

the casting couch - myth or reality?

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
what's the biggest sandwich you've seen someone eat on set?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
whats the food cart like?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

little munchkin posted:

what's the biggest sandwich you've seen someone eat on set?

this but a burrito

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
when someone gets a boner does it make a popping sound?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
anyone's penis ever jam or sprain on set?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
did sasha grey use a stunt toilet?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Have you ever run into anyone you work with outside of work while shopping or getting a cup of coffee?

How'd that go?

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Probably should have stayed with A/T, darkpriest...

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
whats it like to have someone puke all over yo dick

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
does that vitamin combo for shooting bigger loads really work?
asking for a friend

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




whats the ratio of cut dudes v uncut dudes

what do the women/porn people like better

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
are there ever any really smelly vaginas, or really smelly dicks for that matter

also

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Who is actually paying for porn anymore? Honest question since you would probably know.

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

gary oldmans diary posted:

did sasha grey use a stunt toilet?

i'm also wondering this

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

thunderchief posted:

are there ever any really smelly vaginas, or really smelly dicks for that matter

someone needs to smell more pussy and dicks

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
so do boobs really feel like bags of sand

asking for a friend (SWIM)

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

How cliquish is the industry? How much professional interaction is there between hardcore production and "artsy"/softcore production?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

so did the cops start whacking off?? how much did they cum OP?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What I'm asking is how much semen did the police officers squirt out of the tip hole of their penises, OP.

Edit: Edited for clarity :eng101:

darkpriest
Dec 11, 2000

Vince MechMahon posted:

Are you hiring? Not talent, but crew. I have two film degrees I'm not doing anything with.


Vince MechMahon posted:

My hiring question was serious, by the way. But to elaborate on it: What would someone have to do to be hired on the behind the camera side? How do you break into the industry? How did you do it? Can I have a job?

First things first it is all about location. If your not in Los Angeles, then it's going to be impossible to get your foot in the door.

It took me a long time. I moved from outside the Boston area to LA. I initially had another business I was doing related to the industry, but my main goal was to get involved in production. I used that other business has a spring board. However, I had to start off low on the totem pole. In all seriousness there were times early on when I could only afford one meal a day and it was typically paid with change. There were some really rough days those first two years, just trying to eek out an existence.

I ended up being an assistant to a well known producer and it was completely that job that helped paved the way for me. Without that experience I wouldn't be doing this today. There are some other factors. I don't drink or do drugs. I never got sucked into the social scene to much. I stayed really focused on wanting to be a producer. I had this personal rule that every time I made some money, I invested a portion of it into equipment. That is the part many don't realize, the companies don't have in house producers. All the people that make content for the studios are freelancers. You have to have your own gear. That is probably the best thing I ever did. I ended up building a pretty extensive lighting package for both video and photo. As well as investing in good cameras over the years and really learning how to operate them.

In terms of how do get into the production side you would either need to shoot something erotic or adult related on your own and then show it to companies. Or the other option is to start like I did as a PA and really learn the infrastructure of the industry and then eventually strike out on your own shooting content for companies. With regards for me hiring you, I would need to see your abilities. I couldn't offer steady work, as I don't need extra camera operators often, since i mostly shoot everything myself. However, sometimes I need a second camera. The problem is there are lots of elements of shooting adult you won't know. Which is why just working on set and getting a feel for how productions are run is sometimes the best method.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
When movies and TV shows try to show off a fictionalized account of the adult entertainment industry, what do they always seem to get wrong and what do they sort of get right?

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i was watching the one of the corbin bernsen classics from The Dentist series and recognized the house in it as being that porn house


u know, the one thats in like 80 percent of pornos


anyway so did u know this. did u even think "wow i'm filming porno in a house that corbin bernsen possibly farted in"

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
How much crying is there in an average day?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
how has that new law that actors have to wear condoms effected your business? I've heard we are losing a lot of work to places outside LA now since no one wants to see that.

and my #1 question:

WHAT the gently caress is with the shot in like every scene where the guy is dong the girl doggie style and then camera goes like right low behind him and suddenly all we are seeing is some dudes balls and rear end, gently caress please never ever do this again.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
How do you feel about the flood of amateur videos, do they hurt your business?

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
Where is our Occulus rift porn?

CUNT AND PASTE
Aug 15, 2004

~see my amazon wishlistu~
how often do girls just break down into tears wondering what they're doing with their lives or are their precious little hearts all protected by so much scar tissue by the time they get to you :)

darkpriest
Dec 11, 2000

Pththya-lyi posted:

I hear porn sex is super-unpleasant because:

-You have to have sex in uncomfortable positions that look good on camera
-You have to have sex in 4-8 hour stretches
-There are a bunch of people constantly watching you and scrutinizing your performance

That sounds absolutely unbearable and I don't know how people can stand it

There is some truth to your statements but they are exaggerated.

You do have to perform sex rather than have sex. That means sometimes scenes are on desks, chairs, floors, kitchen counters, cars or in the freezing cold or the extremely hot. That makes for some uncomfortable positioning, plus having to remain open to the camera so that the sex can be seen.

Sex is not 4 to 8 hours. The entire scene from the moment the performers step on set is probably 8 hours, but only 2 hours of that involves actual sex.

My crew is very small, just me and one or two assistants. The only one watching and scrutinizing on my sets is me. There are productions that we call features, where the focus is on a story driven movie. Those tends to have much larger crews and lots of people on set standing around during the sex portion.

In the end if you want to perform, this is part of what comes with the territory.

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

oval office AND PASTE posted:

how often do girls just break down into tears wondering what they're doing with their lives or are their precious little hearts all protected by so much scar tissue by the time they get to you :)

To be fair mountains of cash can deaden the pain of most anything.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Would you consider directing a new goon porn "SWAP.MP4 - The next generation" (no scat or vomit this around)?

GBS needs something exciting, or else we're doomed!

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Rambling Robot posted:

Would you consider directing a new goon porn "SWAP 2.AVI - The next generation" (no scat or vomit this around)?

GBS needs something exciting, or else we're doomed!

No just lots of chocolate pudding.

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CUNT AND PASTE
Aug 15, 2004

~see my amazon wishlistu~

Agag posted:

How much crying is there in an average day?

goddamn you

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