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navelnavel
Feb 2, 2016

by zen death robot
THAT IS THE QUESTION!

navelnavel fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Feb 5, 2016

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I prefer to fill your mom up all natural style

Not clicking that link shithead

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
lurk more

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i wear a condom but over my face for what i assume are obvious reasons

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
You suck OP

navelnavel
Feb 2, 2016

by zen death robot

No.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Orkin Mang posted:

i wear a condom but over my face for what i assume are obvious reasons

They call that a "Tallahassee ski mask"

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Dave Mirra (pbuh) yourself

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


How many accounts have you made trying to promote your bad youtube channel?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hey op.

Kill Yourself.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i voted this thread 1

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
So this is like the 30th time the op has tried to push his lovely youtube channel. I'm no internet detective, but would I get banned if I posted his facebook page and a bunch of equally lovely photos he made public?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
jesus christ

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Airborne Viking posted:

So this is like the 30th time the op has tried to push his lovely youtube channel. I'm no internet detective, but would I get banned if I posted his facebook page and a bunch of equally lovely photos he made public?

post his home address so someone can bash his loving brains in with a loving baseball bat motherfucker

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Why'd you edit out the funny video ?

navelnavel
Feb 2, 2016

by zen death robot

Lord Binky posted:

Why'd you edit out the funny video ?

It was making people mad

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

navelnavel posted:

It was making people mad

Teeeeee heeeeee

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

WatermelonGun posted:

post his home address so someone can bash his loving brains in with a loving baseball bat motherfucker

I'm pretty sure I have his post office box. I definitely have his hometown. Ugh god, please don't ban me, I just used google. :(

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Airborne Viking posted:

I'm pretty sure I have his post office box. I definitely have his hometown. Ugh god, please don't ban me.

murderin time

Mail him the bomb

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I really don't loving care about the OP but tonight I had some dude argue with me that Macklemore was actually an outstanding artist and that's just super hosed up in a lot of ways

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
i thought this was a random shitthread, not some fools self promotion

i was gonna post 'lol if you don't shoot to impregnate every time' :(

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



no sex

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Hustlin Floh posted:

I really don't loving care about the OP but tonight I had some dude argue with me that Macklemore was actually an outstanding artist and that's just super hosed up in a lot of ways
If you are from Seattle i could see why you would support him, I grew up watching him perform as a noname local act at bumbershoot and such, dude is authentic as it gets he's not just pretending with his songs about being an alcoholic loser.

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

What do I look like, a loving sailor in south east Asia?

Raw dog it always and forever.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
lol yeah cause when You're getting ready for some love women just go nuts when you tell them that their vagina is so gross and nasty that you have to put on a condom to make sure you don't catch the cooties. loving goons

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im glad of the op getting banned

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

Been looking for a bbw bombshell for a longtime

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

your videos are poo poo op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
condoms are wrong and people should only have sex for the purpose of procreation while they're married. :colbert:

can't believe I'm seeing this kind of smut on ol' gbs

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Carl Seitan posted:

What do I look like, a loving sailor in south east Asia?

Raw dog it always and forever.

:yeah:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
by making sex "safe" (As if the act of violation and impalement could ever be safe) condoms give men an other avenue in which to pressure and coerce women into undesired sexual acts. So if you use condoms you're a rapist and a misogynist. A true feminist cums on her face so he can show her he cares about her individuality and not just some folds of flesh between her legs

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

OP is hot garbage, and I didn't even see the link I just know it to be true.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

mclast posted:

i thought this was a random shitthread, not some fools self promotion

i was gonna post 'lol if you don't shoot to impregnate every time' :(


that would have been epic. goondolences

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
wearing condoms is a disservice to your genes and ancestors

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



The loving OP is the same idiot that keeps reregging to link his garbage Youtube channel, but he got banned in record time this time. Genesplicer, you're doing God's work.

To the actual thread itself find a stable, happy monogamous relationship with a girl you like and trust to take BC, then you never have to use a condom again

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i prefer condoms, otherwise my tummy gets upset from all the heroin and i poo poo myself on the plane

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Get youtube rich or die trying.

you're going to die trying

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
risk of pregnancy with condom: 2%
risk of pregnancy with proper pull out method: 4%


so really just make sure you're not banging some diseased people and you're fine ya know (wear a condom when loving strangers)

assuming you have some dick control and you don't start spurting inside like a retard

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Definitely condom, makes cleanup way easier. Otherwise I gotta get a sock or a rag or something, it's a hassle.

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