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 FIGHTER CREATION IS OVER, THE TOURNAMENT HAS STARTEDCURRENT BRACKET:  FIGHTER PROFILES:         I will take the posts in this thread, and using special formulas that I just made, I will create fighters for an ultimate fighting tournament. When there are 8 or 16 fighters (we'll see how long it takes to make them) they will fight to the death. I will roll dice (on a livestream if i care enough, if not i'll take pictures and show the dice to you, and you'll just have take my word for it.)  Fighter creation:Every three posts will create a new fighter. The first good adjective in the first post is the first part of the fighter's name. The first good anything in the second post is the second part of the name. The first good noun in the third post is the third and final part of the name. I may scramble the order of posts if I want, to make it more interesting. So be sure your post isn't just a one word shitpost, because I might use it for some other part of the name than you thought I would. A good word disqualifies bullshit words that don't work in the name of the fighter. For example, at the time I started writing this OP, here are the latest posts from the top three threads in GBS: Irradiation posted:Exclusive footage of his death: Champenema posted:like when you hear a truck jake-braking in the distance, and you hear it over the phone too! During phonesex. That only you are enjoying. TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I like how they are just hanging around and being in the way without actually doing anything. It's like the terrorist equivalent of pointing at someone really close and repeatedly saying "I'm not touching you". "Exclusive" is a great adjective. "Truck" is a good word. "Terrorist" is an excellent noun. "Exclusive Truck Terrorist" is the name of the fighter. Stats:Fighters have stats: -Fortitude: More health. A fighter has 10 + [Fortitude]*2 Health -Power: More damage done by fighter. When a fighter attacks they deal 1d6+[Power/2] damage. -Agility: Chance to avoid getting hit. When a fighter is defending they roll 1d20. If they roll their agility or less, they dodge. -Special Technique: The strength of a fighter's special, secret technique. It's a secret. You can't have more than 10 in a stat To determine how many stat points a fighter gets, take the minute each post was posted at, multiply them all, then divide by 41 and get the remainder. That is how many stat points the fighter gets. Let's continue our example. Irradiation's post was at Feb 5, 2016 04:04, so we take '04'. Likewise, we have '07' and '08'. Multiplying 4, 7 and 8 gives us 224. 224 mod 41 = 19. Therefore, Exclusive Truck Terrorist has 19 stat points to distribute. IF a post contains the word 'Fortitude', 'Power', 'Agility', or 'Special Technique', I will weight the distribution of stats towards whatever was in a fighter's post. In our example, none of those words appear. However, that's because those idiots aren't playing this cool game, like you are. So let's pretend that 'fortitude' was said once, and 'power' was said twice. So, I will try to weight the distribution of stats towards power first, fortitude next, and everything else last. Fortitude: 5 Power: 8 Agility: 3 Special Technique: 3 That looks about right. Special Technique:Last up is the special technique. This is a very secret power. Nobody knows what it does, but if a fighter takes lethal damage, they will attempt to use it. They roll 1d20 and add their Special Technique skill, and take a result from the following table: 1-15: Nothing happens 16-20: They go back to 3 HP 21-24: They go back to 6 HP and something special happens 25-28: They go back to 10 HP and something very very special happens 29+: very very very very very very special A fighter can roll for special technique any time they go to zero HP, so they can keep fighting forever, hypothetically. But since special techniques can't be above 10, eventually they're likely to roll too low, even with top stats. The special thing that happens is based, of course, on the name of the fighter's special technique. I roll 1d6 to determine the number of name parts of the special technique. Then for each part, I roll 1d6, and take the following: 1: Join date (of month) of xth poster 2: Username of xth poster 3: First word, no matter what it is, of xth poster 4: First applicable word of xth poster's avatar text, if they have any. If not reroll. 5: First applicable word of xth poster's most recent rapsheet reason. 5: 'Supreme', 'Final' or 'Ultimate'. Whichever is more appropriate. This can't be used more than once in a technique name. The 'x'th poster starts at 1, then continues to 2, 3, 1 again, etc. Then I add plurals and punctuation to try to make it work. Let's try it for Exclusive Truck Terrorist. Length result: 2. 2-part name. 1st result: 2. Username of 1st poster. 'Irradiation'. This turns out to work really well. 2nd result: 6. I can choose Irradiation Supreme, Irradiation Final, or Irradiation Ultimate. Irradiation Supreme sounds best to me. So our fighter is: Exclusive Truck Terrorist Fortitude: 5 Power: 8 Agility: 3 Special Technique: 3 Secret Technique: Irradiation Supreme The last thing we need, of course, is the drawing that puts it all together. You've already seen it at the top of the thread. Valid postsSome posts won't be valid to make fighters. A post isn't valid if it's my post. (I cannot make fighters) A post isn't valid if you already made a valid post for this fighter, or the previous fighter. (No one man can have all that power.) A post isn't valid if it doesn't have enough words to be used in the formulas below. A post isn't valid if it's just a shitpost that exists only to add whatever meme word you like to a name. Also, if I come back and there's been more than 9 posts since I last added more fighters, I will make 3, and only 3. This will keep me from going to bed, waking up and needing to do 200 fighters. Now you know how to play. To start off the conversation instead of people just  , i'll take suggestions on if Exclusive Truck Terrorist should or shouldn't be in the actual tournament.
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i just watched that deadpool trailer i dont get why people say its so bad, he just says the f word a lot does that really still shock people?
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Feb 5, 2016 07:59
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The truck terrorist should be in the tournament. And his first opponent should be 
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Feb 5, 2016 08:00
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Nooner posted:i just watched that deadpool trailer i dont get why people say its so bad, he just says the f word a lot does that really still shock people? seeing you mention the F word tarnishes my opinion of you. used to think you was a friend and thought highly of you, but to see you descend to this kind of shock value based humor is real eye opening.  nooner coming into gbs with this f word based smut.
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Feb 5, 2016 08:01
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Nooner posted:i just watched that deadpool trailer i dont get why people say its so bad, he just says the f word a lot does that really still shock people? I thought it was pretty alright looking myself as well. I'm not expecting goddamn Citizen Kane you know?
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Feb 5, 2016 08:02
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more like deadpoop. well, bye
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Feb 5, 2016 08:05
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AbbadonOfHell posted:I thought it was pretty alright looking myself as well. I'm not expecting goddamn Citizen Kane you know? no nono I mean its not like that, its just i saw a bunch of people talking about like how insane it was and how the film barely missed being nc-17 and stuff, and like idk, just like okay there is some cussing but like not even that much like QT movies have WAY more swears, heck look at Die Hard, saying the F word isnt that big of a deal 
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Feb 5, 2016 08:19
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twerk that fat rear end girl
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Feb 5, 2016 08:22
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My mum came to talk to ke when i was smoking a weed cigarette and i put it in the ashtray but it probably stabk anyway so i uust kept smokint it and she looked disaproving
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Feb 5, 2016 09:12
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I only read a bit of the op but i want the ability 'temorporal temporal'
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Feb 5, 2016 09:13
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Isaac posted:My mum came to talk to ke when i was smoking a weed cigarette and i put it in the ashtray but it probably stabk anyway so i uust kept smokint it and she looked disaproving i think its a pretty good idea to make a word filter that filters "weed" into "jazz". mods?
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Feb 5, 2016 09:14
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I always thought australian moms would be easier going. All the accent with none of the britishy stern face
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Feb 5, 2016 09:14
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Business Gorillas posted:i think its a pretty good idea to make a word filter that filters "weed" into "jazz". mods? If you oost weed it shoukd make your post radiate with green stink lines
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Feb 5, 2016 09:15
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Isaac posted:If you oost weed it shoukd make your post radiate with green stink lines with your posting quality, you should be able to make any thread green and stinky in no time
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Feb 5, 2016 09:16
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im referring to the gas chamber, in case you were wondering
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Feb 5, 2016 09:16
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Shaquin posted:I always thought australian moms would be easier going. All the accent with none of the britishy stern face Once i was doing speed at this 15 year old girls house and me and my friends were in our early 20s. Her mum came out and the highschool girl is all like "mum its amphetamines *lists off some poo poo she read on wikipedia" and the mum was like okay sure no worries.
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Feb 5, 2016 09:18
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Business Gorillas posted:im referring to the gas chamber, in case you were wondering Yikes
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Feb 5, 2016 09:18
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Name:Nooner posted:i just watched that deadpool trailer i dont get why people say its so bad, he just says the f word a lot does that really still shock people? (I tried 'watched' but it didn't work well with anything) SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The truck terrorist should be in the tournament. And his first opponent should be (Didn't want to use anything like 'truck terrorist' or 'tournament', too similar/meta) Kuato posted:seeing you mention the F word tarnishes my opinion of you. used to think you was a friend and thought highly of you, but to see you descend to this kind of shock value based humor is real eye opening. Name: Bad first friend Stats: 59*00*01 Oopsy Daisy, it's 0. Let's not use zeros. 59 divided by 41 Remainder is 18 'Fortitude' appears in 0 of the posts 'Power': appears in 0 of the posts 'Agility': appears in 0 of the posts 'Special Technique': appears in 0 of the posts We will divide as evenly as we can Fortitude: 5 Power: 5 Agility: 4 Special Technique: 4 Special Technique: Length Roll: 6 (Oh god) 1st Roll: 5 First useful word in rap sheet: Dumb 2nd Roll: 4 No text in/below avatar. Reroll: 2 (part of) Username: Baby 3rd Roll: 5 Rap sheet empty. Reroll: 3 First word: Seeing 4th Roll: 4 I'll take 'the' since it'll make this work. 5th Roll: 6 Supreme/Final/Ultimate 6th Roll: 2 Username: Kuato Special Technique: Dumb Baby - Seeing the Supreme Kuato Presenting Fighter #2 I'm surprised there were so many posts after I checked in. I think I'll probably do three of these when I wake up tomorrow with a necro-post instead of trying to tackle them all right now. Gosts fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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Feb 5, 2016 09:31
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Im gonna drink some gulps of spirits from the bottle. Really get me going.
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Feb 5, 2016 09:34
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*slips in locker room gettin stoked, continues the struggle from a breather*
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Feb 5, 2016 10:08
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Name:AbbadonOfHell posted:I thought it was pretty alright looking myself as well. I'm not expecting goddamn Citizen Kane you know? Enfield posted:more like deadpoop. well, bye Panniculus Rift posted:twerk that fat rear end girl Third Word: girl Name: Pretty Dead Girl Stats: 02*05*22 = 220 220 divided by 41 Remainder is 15 I guess they just get weaker and weaker 'Fortitude' appears in 0 of the posts 'Power': appears in 0 of the posts 'Agility': appears in 0 of the posts 'Special Technique': appears in 0 of the posts Having the stats totally even is boring. I can't even find any synonyms for these words, though, so oh well. Fortitude: 3 Power: 4 Agility: 4 Special Technique: 4 Special Technique: Length Roll: 5 1st Roll: 1 Let's take '16' from the join date. 2nd Roll: 3 First Word: More 3rd Roll: 3 First word: Twerk 4th Roll: 1 Same guy, same join date. '16' again! 5th Roll: 5 'privileges' is a pretty good word from the rapsheet. It completes this special nicely. Special Technique: 16 more twerks: 16 privileges Presenting Fighter #3 I couldn't resist doing one more before going to bed. Easily the best one so far even if she's statistically least likely to win.
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Feb 5, 2016 10:18
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i stopped playing XCOM for this
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Feb 5, 2016 11:00
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Necros posted:i stopped playing XCOM for this Is the new xcom out yet
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Feb 5, 2016 11:02
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Isaac posted:Is the new xcom out yet yes!
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Feb 5, 2016 11:16
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Necros posted:yes! Will it run on my computer. Its an hp
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Feb 5, 2016 11:18
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Also is ot good
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Feb 5, 2016 11:18
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It seems to be wildly inconsistent a lot of folks with old hardware are saying it runs well and conversely a lot of folks with good hardware are saying it runs a little hitchy but I saw a lot of 4k resolution talk along side the latter part so who knows. If you aren't on a 2 gig dedicated video card it's probly not workable Also lol whenever that WHY WON'T THIS RUN AT 3890X2000 OR WHATEVER comes up as if developers should cater to those with fifteen hundred dollar monitors. Shaquin fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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Feb 5, 2016 11:20
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Isaac posted:Will it run on my computer. Its an hp lol HP. I don't think they've made computers in at least 8 years.
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Feb 5, 2016 11:20
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Shaquin posted:It seems to be wildly inconsistent a lot of folks with old hardware are saying it runs well and conversely a lot of folks with good hardware are saying it runs a little hitchy but I saw a lot of 4k resolution talk along side the latter part so who knows. If you aren't on a 2 gig dedicated video card it's probly not workable Im gonna inveatigate tommroow cause i like xcom
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Feb 5, 2016 11:22
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Isaac posted:Im gonna inveatigate tommroow cause i like xcom gimme your PC specs and I will tell you a solid yes or no. E: Also you're in AU so you prolly get some censored version for pussies.
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Feb 5, 2016 11:25
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Microwaves Mom posted:lol HP. I don't think they've made computers in at least 8 years. I bought this computer as a set with a surrojnd soubd system. Lcd monitor and a moterbike bag full of random cables amd a sex worker help card from a town 4000km away
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Feb 5, 2016 11:25
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Om booting up
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Feb 5, 2016 11:26
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Isaac posted:I bought this computer as a set with a surrojnd soubd system. Lcd monitor and a moterbike bag full of random cables amd a sex worker help card from a town 4000km away Go to your windows icon and the lil letter bar at the bottom. Type in dxdiag tell me what it says for: Operating System: Processor: Memory: DirectX version: Then click the display tab at the top and tell me what it says under device for Name
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Feb 5, 2016 11:28
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Windows 7 ultomate 32 bit Core 2 duo e8400 @3ghz 4gb ram Nvidia gtx 750 2481mb
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Feb 5, 2016 11:29
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Dx11
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Feb 5, 2016 11:30
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Isaac posted:Windows 7 ultomate 32 bit oooo you're on the low end there with ram processor for sure Xcom 2 specs Lowest settings: OS: Windows® 7, 64-bit Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E4700 2.6 GHz or AMD Phenom 9950 Quad Core 2.6 GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: 1GB ATI Radeon HD 5770, 1GB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 460 or better DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 45 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card you can run it wont be as pretty as possible.
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Feb 5, 2016 11:31
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I have been downloadinf a 200mb file for a few days now. I think my biggest problem is getting new xcom on my pc. I wanna get windows 64bit and mlre ram but i need ro buy the windows disc or somerhinf cause no way can i donwload ot
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Feb 5, 2016 11:38
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my butt itches but i can't be bothered doing anything about it. that ever happen to anyone? ah i'll just take a shower
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Feb 5, 2016 11:38
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Gilganixon posted:my butt itches but i can't be bothered doing anything about it. that ever happen to anyone? ah i'll just take a shower Shower is a good call imo
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Feb 5, 2016 11:39
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it's not right up in the butt, it's the bit i sit on just to be clear i might get a better chair but yeah, gonna hit that shower
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