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Macnult

*family takes the exit*

"alright kids listen were just gonna make a quick stop and get back on the road quickly. I don't want to stay here any longer th-"
*roy rogers, towering over the rest stop with his gigantic jolly presence, shoots his burger rays through the car, causing the family to stay much longer than expected*

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Macnult

"be right back dad I gotta go pee!"

*kid is knocked back into the lobby by the high powered fans strategically placed in the bathroom*

Macnult

father and son bonding turns into using teamwork to navigate the maze of high powered bathroom fans

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

one at a rest stop I was perusing some sunglasses

the man said oh take a look at these they are twice as good

oh I said how much are they

twice as much

hmm fair enough

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
entire families are lost in the maze of barriers that form the line to place your order, seeming to always take the wrong turn, bringing them to yet another dead end

FutonForensic

i thought stopping at a cemetary would be a good idea with it being an "eternal rest" area and all, but the only vending machine has urns inside it and i had to poop behind a gravestone


Macnult

Luvcow posted:

entire families are lost in the maze of barriers that form the line to place your order, seeming to always take the wrong turn, bringing them to yet another dead end

rest stops are full of mazes, puzzles, and a general sense of despair.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
and snowglobes!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
guys, you know what his means, right? YUP! FIREWORKS!!!

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bacalou


one time dr. sanchez and i were at a rest stop in northern california when he approached me in an aisle and took a large knife out of his pocket. he looked me in the eyes and said 'oops'

barfdog



you wont be able to use this rest stop as i plan on slamming my supermodel girlfriend in its shoddy, disgusting bathroom. its my monthly taste of being a pleb.


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Sensible_Psycho

Without me, it's just aweso.
I chose to rest just outside the area

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