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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

It's very clear that you're having some sort of mental break and i'm just suggesting that maybe you take a bit of time off from posting until you even out a bit and recoup.

Just trying to be a pal here vOv

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
anime

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

The Snark posted:

After such a wicked burn, I feel I absolutely must for the time being. You win, internet stranger man.



You post like a bitch. Why must you post like a bitch?

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
People who complain about SJWs are themselves offended little pussies

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

My Man Shran posted:

Goons, would you bleed for the Lowtax?

Would you die for the Lowtax?

I would.

I have.

I will again.

WITNESS

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014
"sjws are not a thing" - a person whom the monicker sjw fits pretty well imho

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm sorry, but I feel like it's important to bring the thread back to its original topic of Shmorky. Lowtax has descended into the depths of reddit hell to correct some wrongs, but there's still a whole lot of misconceptions about recent events. Here is the original recording that was later spliced and edited to stir more drama and make Shmorky and their partner look like absolute nutters. I hope this answers some of your questions.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

The Snark posted:

No meltdown here

www
Aug 4, 2010

what the heck happened

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

My Man Shran posted:

Goons, would you bleed for the Lowtax?

Would you die for the Lowtax?

i would receive a mean tweet for that man

Roberto_Silencio
Mar 9, 2004

lets start advertising and make us some real money

My Man Shran posted:

Goons, would you bleed for the Lowtax?

Would you die for the Lowtax?

no this is an internet forum what the gently caress is wrong with you jesus christ

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Paladinus posted:

I'm sorry, but I feel like it's important to bring the thread back to its original topic of Shmorky. Lowtax has descended into the depths of reddit hell to correct some wrongs, but there's still a whole lot of misconceptions about recent events. Here is the original recording that was later spliced and edited to stir more drama and make Shmorky and their partner look like absolute nutters. I hope this answers some of your questions.



:shittypop:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

The Snark posted:

Remember, if you are against shrill screeching zealots arbitrarily labeling people as racists, misogynists and other possibly imaginary ists- you must be a racist misogynist shitlord so shutup and repent. OR ARE YOU..... A GAMERGATOR?!

I'm a gamer gator. I'm gonna wander into a residential neighborhood and eat somebody's pet dog and play on their xbox.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

boom boom boom posted:

I'm a gamer gator. I'm gonna wander into a residential neighborhood and eat somebody's pet dog and play on their xbox.

i'm gonna be a white male and not apologize for it

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Chris Rock won't perform at colleges anymore - what a shitlord

Neither will Seinfield - No surprise he's a pissbaby

John Cleese hates political correctness - another old white man turns out to be a snotmanager

Lowtax doesn't like SJWs - irrelevant bilechild



Everyone's terrible but me.

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

an sjw killed my dog

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Ork of Fiction posted:

SA Thread: Haha! Lookit these fooking university clowns! Pissen they pants ova nuffink! Right funny this is!

*Well Smart Goon calls from off screen*

WSG: Um, I'm a university professor and I don't see any clowns like that around my university. Obviously that means that laughing at these clowns is completely unwarranted.

*Camera pans over to show Well Smart Goon wearing fright wig, pancake makeup, and rubber nose.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

Prav posted:

i'm gonna be a white male and not apologize for it

hear fuckin' hear bravest post itt

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

boom boom boom posted:

Chris Rock won't perform at colleges anymore - what a shitlord

Neither will Seinfield - No surprise he's a pissbaby

John Cleese hates political correctness - another old white man turns out to be a snotmanager

Lowtax doesn't like SJWs - irrelevant bilechild



Everyone's terrible but me.

preach it :holy:

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Pantsuit posted:

an sjw killed my dog

are you frank wu

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
After evangelical right started getting ignored by the movie and music industry when everyone else got sick of their poo poo, they started doing a thing where they made christian knockoffs of popular songs and movies which preached their morals but were otherwise all-around awful because you can't make compelling content when you're only allowed to say one thing and have one opinion. I wonder if the regressive left will end up the same way? You kind of need a base of people who are gainfully employed to fund something like that though, so it'll probably end with just fanfiction and indie games.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Cool a thread about sjws, gamergate, lowtax, and reddit. Can't wait to read the whole thing and write a post about my thoughts on the situaton.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

SlipkPIe posted:

People who complain about SJWs are themselves offended little pussies

Usually, yeah

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014

Salt Fish posted:

Cool a thread about sjws, gamergate, lowtax, and reddit. Can't wait to read the whole thing and write a post about my thoughts on the situaton.

sometimes

it is more noble to shitpost

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I just want to take a moment to assure everyone that I am DEFINITELY going to read this thread.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

I just want to take a moment to assure everyone that I am DEFINITELY going to read this thread.

Thank god! Can't wait to see the posts, let me know when they're up :f5:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Salt Fish posted:

Cool a thread about sjws, gamergate, lowtax, and reddit. Can't wait to read the whole thing and write a post about my thoughts on the situaton.

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

are you frank wu

i don't know who frank wu is, so no

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014

the impotence is palpable

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

It's a thread full of poo poo nobody likes so you should feel right at home.

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014
"where's the Gas Thread button? where is it? WHERE"

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Salt Fish posted:

Cool a thread about sjws, gamergate, lowtax, and reddit. Can't wait to read the whole thing and write a post about my thoughts on the situaton.

It's bad and caring about anything is gay

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer


Sorry for making this thread guys.

If you want to explore other topics important to game journalism ethics and SJWs, please check out this site:

https://www.reddit.com/r/kotakuinaction/

Fansy fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 6, 2016

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I was in the audience when this poo poo was shut down.

And the main takeaway is that Islam is too aggressively assertive for the Western collective consciousness to comfortably enjoy. And the figurative tsunami of horny uncut penis' with rape intentions migrant men will result in an eventual Caliphate.

Will be phate or pwnage?

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Genuine cognitive thunderbolts.

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

osietra posted:

I was in the audience when this poo poo was shut down.

And the main takeaway is that Islam is too aggressively assertive for the Western collective consciousness to comfortably enjoy. And the figurative tsunami of horny uncut penis' with rape intentions migrant men will result in an eventual Caliphate.

Will be phate or pwnage?

What poo poo was shut down?

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Is there a summary of all the Shormky drama somewhere? What the hell happened?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

sincx posted:

Is there a summary of all the Shormky drama somewhere? What the hell happened?

Shmorky's live-in girlfriend went off her meds and it was a bad time for Shmorky but instead of just getting out immediately he milked it for Internet attention for a while and then got out

Among other things she babbled weird threats and conspiracy theories at Lady Ambien at all hours of the day and night, and claimed on Twitter that Lowtax rapes his kids and films it and sells the video online and possibly called the cops over this???

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Did we ever get a follow-up with that after he posted that picture of him getting ice at a hotel lol

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Did we ever get a follow-up with that after he posted that picture of him getting ice at a hotel lol

I think he said she was hospitalized so she's at least on her meds again

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