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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Chief McHeath posted:

gently caress you if you're puttin ketchup on your dog. That shits for kids.

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Got a cup of joe and a spicy bite for lunch at 7-11 cause this thread. Would eat again.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Snak posted:

Hot dogs really aren't that bad for you?

Processed meat cured w nitrates, typically made from lovely meat scraps, with a 2:1 fat:protein ratio

If hot dogs aren't 'that bad' for you I'd like to know what is

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
With that being said they sure are delicious and all my dogs are rated:

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Can anybody tell me a good way to steam hotdog buns, but with just regular kitchen stuff? I don't have any fancy bun steaming accessories.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

phobo posted:

Can anybody tell me a good way to steam hotdog buns, but with just regular kitchen stuff? I don't have any fancy bun steaming accessories.

Wrap em in a damp towel and microwave

IDK if that'll work but it seems feasible

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

phobo posted:

Can anybody tell me a good way to steam hotdog buns, but with just regular kitchen stuff? I don't have any fancy bun steaming accessories.

Just get a pot with a steamer basket, it's helpful to have for other things

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I like to poke em with a fork and then microwave em so steam comes squealing out of the little holes fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Thanks, I'm gonna try the microwave for now, but a basket sounds like a good investment.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
oh i get it, its because sometimes people call hot dogs "franks"... nice one OP

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress the ROW posted:

oh i get it, its because sometimes people call hot dogs "franks"... nice one OP

:regd09:

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

I'm a slaw dog man myself

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I'm a slaw dog man myself

They are called hot dogs not cold dogs lol

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Seriously, try a good roll and split it, lightly butter the insides and face down grill until golden. Ups the bun game immensely. If you got time to fool around with your dogs that is. If not by all means steam those buns. What I'm saying is have a good time!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
heres a tip: put ketchup on your hot dogs its good

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

A misanthrope posted:

heres a tip: put ketchup on your hot dogs its good

not so sure about this tip, ketchup is the "wurst" for dogs

haha just joshin around! you may enjoy mustard on your hot dogs as well

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer

phobo posted:

Can anybody tell me a good way to steam hotdog buns, but with just regular kitchen stuff? I don't have any fancy bun steaming accessories.

Just set them on top of the toilet while you take a nice hot shower.

Duh.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

also if you're feeling like something new, try some sriracha sauce (comes in the bottle with a rooster on it) for a spicy kick. goes well with mayo too--give it a "roll"

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Chief McHeath posted:

gently caress you if you're puttin ketchup on your dog. That shits for kids.

Yeah be a real man and cut it up into your macaroni for lunch.

I mean mom has to cut it up because shes the chef around here but y'know.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

phobo posted:

Thanks, I'm gonna try the microwave for now, but a basket sounds like a good investment.

Be sure to report back!! :f5:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

iSheep posted:

Yeah be a real man and cut it up into your macaroni for lunch.

I mean mom has to cut it up because shes the chef around here but y'know.

my mom cuts the crusts (ends) off the hotdogs for me

pro tip for no crusts

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Would eat this dog. I'm not ashamed.

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer

final2percent posted:

also if you're feeling like something new, try some sriracha sauce (comes in the bottle with a rooster on it) for a spicy kick. goes well with mayo too--give it a "roll"

What if someone sees the sriracha and thinks it's ketchup and knocks my plate out of my hands and calls me a little child baby?

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

gizmojumpjet posted:

What if someone sees the sriracha and thinks it's ketchup and knocks my plate out of my hands and calls me a little child baby?

act like an adult and murder their family!

enjoy your dogs :)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

King of Bees posted:

Would eat this dog. I'm not ashamed.



:swoon: yum!

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Anyone know the deal with those red hot dogs in the Asian import stores?

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer

Boinks posted:

Anyone know the deal with those red hot dogs in the Asian import stores?

Those are called blood sausages. You can tell because they are red.

They have blood in them.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Boinks posted:

Anyone know the deal with those red hot dogs in the Asian import stores?

they taste nothing like hot dogs. i dont really enjoy them. very salty and savory.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Three cheers for the roller grille!

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjBoEZX0jAI
Everybody hates content creators and kids.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
kids are loving idiots

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

True but Chicago Dogs are still good.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I liked this movie because it made the British seem like literal aliens

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
so what's ol doobie been up to lately?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

That Robot posted:

so what's ol doobie been up to lately?

rawdoggin tash i hope, i knwo i would be :mrgw:

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

That Robot posted:

so what's ol doobie been up to lately?

I'm surprised it took three pages for this, I figured this was a stealth doob thread.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
One of the best dogs I've had was from Gray's Papaya in NYC. Real casings, spicy mustard, and sauerkraut... That red sweet onion sauce is a bit gross though.
If you're in New York do yourself a favor and go for the taste (good price too)

If in Montreal get all-dressed steamies (mustard, sweet relish, diced onion, cole slaw) from Belle Province or another casse croute (with a poutine of course)

When in Toronto get a char broiled street meat dog from the carts in front of city hall or the one at King and John. Load that egg bun up with over two dozen toppings and fixings! (including onion crunch, Sriracha, bacon bits, three kinds of relish, mayo and cheez wiz)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Nooner posted:

rawdoggin tash i hope, i knwo i would be :mrgw:

is her chin sharp enough to be a blade? i wouldn't be surprised if one time she was slurping on doob's dong and nicked his doobie dog with the rusted, serrated side of her chin

it's also possible that her makeup routine utilizes a knife sharpener

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

holy gently caress i want to eat that Amsterdam hotdog

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

dev286 posted:

Gray's Papaya in NYC. Real casings, spicy mustard, and sauerkraut.
If you're in New York do yourself a favor and go for the taste (good price too)


This is correct

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