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Hey, I need a job! I'm pretty good at pretty much most stuff but I'm not an expert on anything. I like to call it "being a jack of all trades" hehehe But yah I'm pretty good at most stuff. I know a bit of programming, I'm pretty adept at photoshop, I'm alright with 3d studio max and maya, I can bore your grandparents to death [if you'll give me part of their life insurance settlement] with details of Roman history from Cincinnatus to Justinian. Can live and work anywhere as long as there is 1) 1 grocery store and 2) 2 bars and 3) 30Mbps internet minumum Thanks! ~Jesus~ Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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theres a concession stand worker opening on my towns website
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 19:59 |
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do charity work, meet and help people
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was all set to PM you an offer letter for $30/hr but then you said need 30/mbps internet, kind of a deal breaker in the shithole i live in
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have you considered linking your patreon in all your posts
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:02 |
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I have a position open for Buttucked Would you be interested in applying for the position of Buttfucked
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:03 |
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I turned down a job that offered 90k a year because it wasn't enough and my wife grimmaced at me so then I get offered a higher paying job and when I got hired she ruins everything again by giving me a list of things that she wants now including a 4th baby and a new kitchen. jobs not even once. and the kitchen we have is not even 4 years old.
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:03 |
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see! I'm clean and organized and I get work done while still having fun!
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Kuato posted:was all set to PM you an offer letter for $30/hr but then you said need 30/mbps internet, kind of a deal breaker in the shithole i live in jokes on you, I'm not gonna shell out for PMs as long as ralp is a mod [pedit] or maybe jokes on lowtax? lol[/exit]
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Jesus Christ posted:jokes on you, I'm not gonna shell out for PMs as long as ralp is a mod this guy has principles, he's gonna go far in this industry (scuba)
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The most expensive thing I wanted to get was a dog but like a big dog and not a small dog so the kids wouldn't break it. but those plans are dashed now she went out shopping with the inlaws for granite counter tops.
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retard masturbator
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The Taint Reaper posted:The most expensive thing I wanted to get was a dog but like a big dog and not a small dog so the kids wouldn't break it. souds like ur missus is trying to compensate with material things for living a joyless life married to a goon mate
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The Taint Reaper posted:The most expensive thing I wanted to get was a dog but like a big dog and not a small dog so the kids wouldn't break it. granite countertops are actually a worthwhile investment. I know you probably just microwave hotpockets all day long and put them up ye bum but they're actually very nice for people who cook. The cool thing is, since you are a bumshover of hopos, that granite counter adds value to your property. The dog does not. in fact, it detracts value. But! medium to big dogs are cool. The small yappy dogs are utter poo poo. The hugmongous dogs are utter poo poo. But something inbetween is a good friend. Probably a better friend than your wife.
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:10 |
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I thought you were a carpenter?
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:12 |
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i too would like a job, that pays more than my present job. i'm virtually useless and don't know much of anything, which is why I've always had to work for some form of government (federal, local, etc.).
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Jesus Christ posted:granite countertops are actually a worthwhile investment. I know you probably just microwave hotpockets all day long and put them up ye bum but they're actually very nice for people who cook. what the gently caress are you on about mate
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Chomp8645 posted:I thought you were a carpenter? Carpentry is historically a dangerous profession if you're jewish.
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Zzulu posted:what the gently caress are you on about mate truth juice
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I run a startup. We're making a revolutionary app, think of it as the Snapchat of Tinders for Uber. Heh I don't want to give away too much until you sign an NDA, but we're gonna be massive in the smart kitchenware industry let me tell you. Your job will be pretty simple, just coding, graphic design, and some minor odds and ends like marketing, finance and legal. I can pay you with generous stock and whatever beer we have in the fridge.
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I need a friend, I will pay you well in both currency and love
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:27 |
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you're cute OP
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I will give you 100 dollars a month to clean my house EDIT: oh wait you use Visual Studio nevermind Pochoclo fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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symbolic posted:retard masturbator if you're not gonna build stuff or cure diseases...
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 21:06 |
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You sound like a big dork
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I have a castle that needs regular pissing on. Are you my man?
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Pastry chef. Ready... GO!
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Feedback Agency posted:you're cute OP
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Why don't you have a seat? Something to drink? Claire, can we have some water, please? Lemon, no lemon? All rightee, it says here your last job was "selling copper to trick-rear end marks" What were your responsibilities?
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Jesus Christ can you do anything useful?
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It's Butthead irl.
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I really have a need for an experienced operator for a Tigercat 604C cable skidder but heavy equipment operation doesn't seem to be a part of your skillset. I'm pretty bummed because when you said you pretty good at most stuff I sort of got excitied thinking that meant you had some useful and marketable skills but it turns out you maybe, maybe know a little bit about a few software programs every wannabe geek nerd has gotten off a torrent at one time or another. Joke's on me, I guess.
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gizmojumpjet posted:I really have a need for an experienced operator for a Tigercat 604C cable skidder but heavy equipment operation doesn't seem to be a part of your skillset. I'm pretty bummed because when you said you pretty good at most stuff I sort of got excitied thinking that meant you had some useful and marketable skills but it turns out you maybe, maybe know a little bit about a few software programs every wannabe geek nerd has gotten off a torrent at one time or another. What certifications are required?
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I thought you were a carpenter
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I'll give you $10 to suck my dick.
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I hear the Jerk store was fresh out of you, so that's where you should apply.
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I hear they are hiring at Yahoo
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gizmojumpjet posted:I really have a need for an experienced operator for a Tigercat 604C cable skidder but heavy equipment operation doesn't seem to be a part of your skillset. I'm pretty bummed because when you said you pretty good at most stuff I sort of got excitied thinking that meant you had some useful and marketable skills but it turns out you maybe, maybe know a little bit about a few software programs every wannabe geek nerd has gotten off a torrent at one time or another. This is the part of the thread where I say I would like do do this job with that cool rear end piece of logging gear and ask how much you'd pay and if you offer training and when you say I need to pay for my own training and starting pay is 9 dollars an hour and I turn it down because I literally can't afford to take a job that pays 9 an hour and you complain that you can't find good workers and hire some illegal and then deny responsibility when he gets himself killed.
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Jesus Christ posted:What certifications are required? My organization takes a rather pragmatic approach when it comes to certifications, licensure, and permitting. EvilJoven posted:This is the part of the thread where I say I would like do do this job with that cool rear end piece of logging gear and ask how much you'd pay and if you offer training and when you say I need to pay for my own training and starting pay is 9 dollars an hour and I turn it down because I literally can't afford to take a job that pays 9 an hour and you complain that you can't find good workers and hire some illegal and then deny responsibility when he gets himself killed. If he gets himself killed we don't see how that can in any reasonable way be deemed to be our liability. As our motto clearly states: There's no We in Personal Responsibility!
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gizmojumpjet posted:My organization takes a rather pragmatic approach when it comes to certifications, licensure, and permitting. i'm game
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