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Just today I did something real bad. Oh man you guys. It was bad. Haha, okay, guys, tell me what you've done!! In this thread please. Than kyou. 
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what the gently caress is a pot what the gently caress you mean i cant soak it for two weeks
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Feb 6, 2016 00:28
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I opened this thread
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Feb 6, 2016 00:28
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On Tuesday I got so drunk alone when I stood up from the couch I fell down and couldn't catch myself. I landed on my face and bled all over the place. On Wednesday I went to the ER and I had multiple facial fractures. Now half my face is purple and I have to get surgery.
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Feb 6, 2016 00:28
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yea opening this thread was abig mistake
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Feb 6, 2016 00:28
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Wafflz posted:I opened this thread haha lol okay we all did
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Feb 6, 2016 00:28
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thanks, i can really relate to this, i'm pretty sure i did a bad thing once. I CAN'T BE SURE though.
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Feb 6, 2016 00:29
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fun fact: did you know that Nooner and AMINAL have the exact same birthday?? It is true!
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Feb 6, 2016 00:31
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two words: scum cup
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Feb 6, 2016 00:31
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ive used paper towels as plates before D: do not want,... 
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Feb 6, 2016 00:32
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*tries to tip party size chip bag so i can drink the crumbs* *crumbs fall out wrong and get on hair and slept-in gym shorts and tank top* *eats crumbs off shorts and floor*
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Feb 6, 2016 00:41
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beer shower ftw my good sir 5 manbaby
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Feb 6, 2016 00:46
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i dont feel like cooking so im going for a burrito
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Feb 6, 2016 00:47
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I used to have a king matress on the floor in a sea of empty pill packets and broken glass. Those were the days
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Feb 6, 2016 00:49
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im so alone haha *sips from bottle of whiskey*
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Feb 6, 2016 00:52
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*actually cooks and keeps his place together and clean* *still is so loving lame no one will hang out with him* FEels bad man 
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Feb 6, 2016 01:03
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Pain ever I eyes looking LIKE INTENSE GRY MANGa
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Feb 6, 2016 01:05
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Cant afford sauce for my macaroni. *Uses ketchup instead*
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Feb 6, 2016 01:07
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ur foot is a good tool for squishing poo thru the shower grate. no more wet wipes!
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Feb 6, 2016 01:08
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:ur foot is a good tool for squishing poo thru the shower grate. no more wet wipes! lol just pull the shower grate off with your pryin' screw driver you scrub
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Feb 6, 2016 01:09
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Feb 6, 2016 01:09
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lmao niggah got he trash bags in BINS just put the bag on the floor idiot
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Feb 6, 2016 01:10
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yes
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Feb 6, 2016 01:10
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Isaac posted:I used to have a king matress on the floor in a sea of empty pill packets and broken glass. Those were the days If I had retirement and medical taken care of by the state I would never move past this state, except for the want of travel money Oh sure the general quality and intelligence and residency status of the girls I was loving would decline, but their age would remain pretty much the same
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Feb 6, 2016 01:11
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i just jerk off wherever i want in my house. it is my right.
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Feb 6, 2016 01:11
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fyodor posted:i just jerk off wherever i want in my house. it is my right. tip: use the J/O crust as a artisenal sea salt fiesta sprinkle for ice crab crystal castle nights!!!
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Feb 6, 2016 01:13
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Mom Dad I told you vacationing in thailand has nothing to do with the 14 yeard old prostitutes flocking me hahahah
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Feb 6, 2016 01:14
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Nooner posted:lol just pull the shower grate off with your pryin' screw driver you scrub then whats the point of feet?
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Feb 6, 2016 01:17
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fyodor posted:i just jerk off wherever i want in my house. it is my right. don't even need to be watching/thinking anything arousing, just play with self because you can sit around naked and who loving cares v  v
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Feb 6, 2016 01:19
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I once used two click pens as chopsticks to eat instant ramen.
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Feb 6, 2016 01:23
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Chief McHeath posted:On Tuesday I got so drunk alone when I stood up from the couch I fell down and couldn't catch myself. This is why I only get drunk on my office chair. Last week I went to the bathroom and fainted and my head fell on the mat, one of those things where you're unconscious for the time it takes you to fall and the blow wakes you up immediately. It sucked, but that's what I get for thinking that 2 servings of rice for dinner will make me fat (well, in addition to all that rum). AEMINAL posted:*actually cooks and keeps his place together and clean*  I cook and stay tidy, and live an hour or more away from all my friends. I joined a political meetup group that meets at a bar, but it's mostly Olds.
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Feb 6, 2016 01:24
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Stinky_Pete posted:This is why I only get drunk on my office chair. Last week I went to the bathroom and fainted and my head fell on the mat, one of those things where you're unconscious for the time it takes you to fall and the blow wakes you up immediately. It sucked, but that's what I get for thinking that 2 servings of rice for dinner will make me fat (well, in addition to all that rum). I joined a "homemade plastic explosive" party pretty solidly
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Feb 6, 2016 01:35
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drank a whole bunch of beer
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Feb 6, 2016 01:38
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Idk how you can get drunk and fall unprompted unless you slipped on some litter in your house or an ice patch or something like taht
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Feb 6, 2016 01:39
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www posted:drank a whole bunch of beer good job
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Feb 6, 2016 01:42
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i finished off a bottle of whisky while laying on the couch watching movies and i needed to pee but i didn't want to get up so i just peed in the bottle
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Feb 6, 2016 01:46
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Lucky Guy posted:i finished off a bottle of whisky while laying on the couch watching movies and i needed to pee but i didn't want to get up so i just peed in the bottle oh my GOD this hurt my brane 2 read lmfao gently caress YOU
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Feb 6, 2016 01:47
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AEMINAL posted:oh my GOD this hurt my brane 2 read lmfao gently caress YOU its okay, i emptied the bottle before filling it and i did fill it, 750 ml of pee, i really had to go
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Feb 6, 2016 01:49
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I once walked around a grocery store eating a BBQ chicken and then left it in the trolley and walked out without paying for it. Its a good tip if you cant afford good meals but just want to eat chicken real bad.
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Grunk funk under the bunk
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