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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Bachelor life.txt
 
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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

 i finished off a bottle of whisky while laying on the couch watching movies and i needed to pee but i didn't want to get up so i just peed in the bottle

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

AEMINAL posted:

oh my GOD this hurt my brane 2 read lmfao gently caress YOU

its okay, i emptied the bottle before filling it

and i did fill it, 750 ml of pee, i really had to go

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Have you ever considered that you might be an elaborate machine to turn whiskey into pee

this is the meaning of my life

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