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maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Testekill posted:

- TNA has done a cost cutting move with their office. They used to have the staff on the third floor and a TV studio in the basement, now they've just moved their staff into the basement with the TV studio. If Dixie's parents are paying for this building, she is living in her mother's basement now.


I love TNA sometimes :neckbeard:

I drive by their office all the time, it's in one of the, if not the most gentrified parts of Nashville currently. This is an appropriate place to hold office space for a company that operates at a loss and does not regularly entertain guests in their office.

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Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
pass

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



TNA even have their very own Milton and I suppose we just need to find three men that scammed/robbed TNA

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Testekill posted:



TNA even have their very own Milton and I suppose we just need to find three men that scammed/robbed TNA

Hogan, Bischoff, and Hervey.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I love all this counting pens nonsense. YOU HAVE NO INCOME! YOU HAVE A PIDDLING TV DEAL, HAVE TO GIVE AWAY TICKETS TO ALL YOUR DOMESTIC SHOWS, AND NOBODY BUYS YOUR PPVS! You could start taping shows out of the cheapest building in town and it wouldn't put you in the black.

(Granted I know Panda Energy/the Carters are just trying to minimize the loss rather than try to even make a profit, but it's such a lost cause at this point.)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Testekill posted:



TNA even have their very own Milton and I suppose we just need to find three men that scammed/robbed TNA

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Carl would book a better wrestling promotion.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


RZApublican posted:

Carl would book a better wrestling promotion.

I'd watch it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

RZApublican posted:

Carl would book a better wrestling promotion.

He's book a backyard fed next to his pool.

I wouldn't want to get thrown into his pool.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


ayn rand hand job posted:

He's book a backyard fed next to his pool.

I wouldn't want to get thrown into his pool.

He would watch from his pool. Commentary would be Carl yelling profanities at everyone. It would be better than Matthews and Dinero.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
I'd watch Carl's Kickass Wrestlin' League (CKWL), for sure.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Angular Landbury posted:

I'd watch Carl's Kickass Wrestlin' League (CKWL), for sure.

Pronounced 'cockwall'.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Testekill posted:



TNA even have their very own Milton and I suppose we just need to find three men that scammed/robbed TNA



"What're ya lookin' at my gut fer?"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


jake the snake s hould really start drinking again

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Ryder just decimating Scott Keith in the unfortunate looking internet wrestling journalists of the early 2000s finals.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
That's that Bob Ryder looks like?!

AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHA holy poo poo

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Reminder that Bob Ryder wouldn't stop telling anyone who would listen that a young girl who was trying to meet Jeff Hardy through make a wish was faking it.

He's somehow uglier on the inside.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Let us begin discussing the admittedly baseless Abyss and Bob Ryder rumors now.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Ryder looks like the killer from Too Many Cooks

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Glamorama26 posted:

Let us begin discussing the admittedly baseless Abyss and Bob Ryder rumors now.

Is this something... sexual? Because if it is I'm fine never discussing it

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

Is this something... sexual? Because if it is I'm fine never discussing it

It's from the sleaze list, and involves crystal meth, that's all you need to know

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ayn rand hand job posted:

Ryder looks like the killer from Too Many Cooks

holy poo poo he does :stare:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Pope Corky the IX posted:

That's that Bob Ryder looks like?!

AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHA holy poo poo

Yeah I had no idea either, wow

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I would never have bought that as being Bob. Goddamn :jebstare:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Brooke's pregnant

https://twitter.com/RealBrookeAdams/status/698948233393909760

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


El Gallinero Gros posted:

It's from the sleaze list, and involves crystal meth, that's all you need to know

doesn't surprise me at all

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I wish I had video of my WWF No Mercy Bob Ryder CAW.

Dude could dragon rana like no one else.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
It's kinda funny watching Ryder at old WCW PPVs in the backstage segments and then seeing what 15 years of working for 2000s WCW and Dixie Carter does to a man

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!




Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Huh, so I've seen Ethan Carter III's name pop up here and there, but until just now when I happened to see his picture while going through the recent history of Observer headlines, I did not realize that he is the former Derrick Bateman.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Crazzy Steve is the loving worst.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Joey McChrist posted:



"What're ya lookin' at my gut fer?"

Dude has to put up with a lot of poo poo. Leave him alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX2PVVdw1NY

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

Lady Naga posted:

Crazzy Steve is the loving worst.

Apparently he's like legally blind. So, all things considered he isn't too bad.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Lady Naga posted:

Crazzy Steve is the loving worst.

Is he...a joker ripoff or something? Is he just a clown?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

OldTennisCourt posted:

Is he...a joker ripoff or something? Is he just a clown?

His gimmick was a creepy clown that was part of a TNA freak show stable called Menagerie. Now he's a creepy clown in a TNA freak show stable called Decay.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

remember when he tried to elbow drop his balloons and didn't even manage to pop them


remember how that was Frankie Kazarian's last match in TNA

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Alaois posted:

remember when he tried to elbow drop his balloons and didn't even manage to pop them


remember how that was Frankie Kazarian's last match in TNA

Just watch the whole thing. We'll never be able to do this segment justice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ux95IeJwkI

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

FREAK

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Speechless

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Lagana/status/699740492611719168

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