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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Made some french fries (to go with some delicious hotdogs) (Boars head all beef dogs with fresh toasted rolls) last night.

Peeled and cut some Idaho potatoes in the "shoestring" fashion, rinsed and parboiled and into an ice bath they went. Deep fried them at 375 for a bit, then deep fried them again to get a good crunch. Oh, used peanut oil for the cooking.

They came out great. Served them with ketchup for the kids and malt vinegar for me. Oh, kosher salt.

Anyone else here like french fries? How do you like them and what do you eat them with?

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
freedom fries broski. freedom fries :911:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*rocking out to tom pettys free falling while munching on some friggin freedom fries ftw

Enfield fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Feb 6, 2016

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Nice try op, they're called chips. :smuggo:

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I eat potatoes right out of the dirt

zecumbe
Oct 20, 2013


eat that dirt
love those fucken things!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
my cat eats BK fries but not mcD's fries. pisses me off.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Curly fries with nacho cheese and crumbled bacon

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Finally someone else that likes french fries! Everyone seems to hate them but I LOVE 'em!!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Jukeboxblues posted:

Finally someone else that likes french fries! Everyone seems to hate them but I LOVE 'em!!

Not sure why they're such a hard sell? Really tasty if you ask me.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
No, they are easily the worst part of my balanced Burger King meal

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
I tried making fries homemade the other day. Cut, soaked for 2 hours then fried them in vegetable oil at 300 then 400 degrees. They were floppy garbage. Tips please.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012




King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Spectral Debt posted:

I tried making fries homemade the other day. Cut, soaked for 2 hours then fried them in vegetable oil at 300 then 400 degrees. They were floppy garbage. Tips please.

Parboil. Like bring them from cold water to just a boil and dump them in ice bath. Dry them. First fry 375 till they're floppy garbage. Then second fry at 375 again til crisp. That's what I did. :shrug:

Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish
Aug 3, 2012
KOB have you met a nice queen bee yet?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I like to dip em in mayo (but only in the privacy of my home :ninja:)

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Shoestring? You filthy animal.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

hampton posted:

KOB have you met a nice queen bee yet?

I have. She's really great :kimchi:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I went burgin' for lunch today and got onion rings. Fries are good too tho.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
heres a lil'l tip: dip them in your milkshake

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


fry vending machines own

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
they are really good drunk like 1000% better

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

King of Bees posted:

Parboil. Like bring them from cold water to just a boil and dump them in ice bath. Dry them. First fry 375 till they're floppy garbage. Then second fry at 375 again til crisp. That's what I did. :shrug:

How long in the ice bath?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
and consume the deadly nightshade? no thankyou

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to make some jello
why the gently caress does it take 4 hours to make jello

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
oi
gently caress me
bollicks
you taking the piss mate

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
yayayayaya french frois.

You know I made a hotdog two nights ago in honor of the doobster.
I didn't have fries to go with it but I did put pickles on it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tom Gorman posted:

fry vending machines own



lol

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

OP I can vouch for both your fry technique and your use of malt vinegar as a condiment, I just wanted you to know that I think you're doing top notch work here.
A pro tip for you though, if I may, use a smaller grain salt like table or even pickling salt, it adheres to the fries better than the larger grained salts like kosher.

Thank you.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Big Beef City posted:

OP I can vouch for both your fry technique and your use of malt vinegar as a condiment, I just wanted you to know that I think you're doing top notch work here.
A pro tip for you though, if I may, use a smaller grain salt like table or even pickling salt, it adheres to the fries better than the larger grained salts like kosher.

Thank you.

Good call my man.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Spectral Debt posted:

How long in the ice bath?

Just let them bad boys chill out a few minutes. You want them to stop cooking.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like to enjoy a freedom fry every now and again

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ive always wanted to try a fry, but im terrified of being struck down by their ancient poison

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
french fries are tastey i like to eat them with food (:


Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Soak in icy cold water 1/2 hr, blot dry. Pan sear, bake remaining 15 minutes, turn bake more, 350 degrees.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
it must be so gay for millennials not to have any original ideas left. i mean, everything is on goocle or whatever you call it. what a crock of crud. get a life, NOOBS!!!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
no

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
go outside virgins

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I like Jojo's, tater tots, fries, chips, scalloped... I love potatoes no matter how you slice um.

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

they're called 'chips' op, and they're from Belgium

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