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most times when im in trouble i can only dial like "9" and then "1" but i barely ever make it all the way. either im too darn drunk, or scared, or whatever. sometimes i just cant press the right butturns cause my gardang finger is crooked or my eyes get all crossed up from the dang booze. its kinda crazy, my idea, but i think they should just call it "9" then it would be easier for folks and such. thanks for yer time god bless
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oh hey another thread by dgsw where he just phones it in
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Feb 6, 2016 04:51
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Homer J. Fong posted:oh hey another thread by dgsw where he just phones it in get off my lawn
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Feb 6, 2016 04:51
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when i'm horney and want to get manhandled i'll call em up and say i'm busting up the place. when they show up we wrestle until i cum underneath my sweatpants, usually get off with a misdemeanor cause im White
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Feb 6, 2016 04:57
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Feb 6, 2016 04:59
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carrion kit posted:when i'm horney and want to get manhandled i'll call em up and say i'm busting up the place. when they show up we wrestle until i cum underneath my sweatpants, usually get off with a misdemeanor cause im White a logical outcome anytime someone touches you, imo
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Feb 6, 2016 05:01
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You better dial it the second you see me, bitch, 'cause I'ma gently caress you up.
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Feb 6, 2016 05:02
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i call 911 for everything. this is our government people! these people work for us. WE pay for the gas in the hot rod police cruisers, WE pay for all the nice suits everyone wears, WE pay for the bullets, the guns, and the RIGHT to have a "public servant" show up and help us if we need something. all lives matter!!
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Feb 6, 2016 05:04
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You better dial it the second you see me, bitch, 'cause I'ma gently caress you up. gently caress you idiot
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Feb 6, 2016 05:04
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To collect the dead bodies of the people i just killed w my gun
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Feb 6, 2016 05:05
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:To collect the dead bodies of the people i just killed w my gun 
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Feb 6, 2016 05:06
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back on topic: i just called 911 because my trashcan is stuck in the snow
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Feb 6, 2016 05:07
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Never call 911 for any reason, just free market that poo poo with security guards and private surgeons
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Feb 6, 2016 05:07
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if things get dicey i dial the "9" and the "1" and then wait to see if i need to dial that last 1 just so you know in case you see me gripping my phone an looking at you expentently
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Feb 6, 2016 05:08
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A misanthrope posted:if things get dicey i dial the "9" and the "1" and then wait to see if i need to dial that last 1 it would be easier with just the "9" imo. less dialing
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Feb 6, 2016 05:08
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real answer tho: dont call 911 if you are a minority because it'll probably just end with cops shooting you
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Feb 6, 2016 05:09
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A misanthrope posted:real answer tho: dont call 911 if you are a minority because it'll probably just end with cops shooting you lol no one is a "minority" haha anywhos if you want to play a trick on the cops, dial "911" and then order a pizza lol
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Feb 6, 2016 05:10
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dad gay. so what posted:it would be easier with just the "9" imo. less dialing you can text 911 in most places now. maybe you can ask Siri to do the text?
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Feb 6, 2016 05:11
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Dgsw can I add you on steam
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Feb 6, 2016 05:11
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I called the emergwncy number once cause a car was hooning around my house missing a wheel and sparks were going everywhere
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A misanthrope posted:you can text 911 in most places now. maybe you can ask Siri to do the text? *starts to dial 911*
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Eonwe posted:Dgsw can I add you on steam whats steam precious? *dials 911*
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Isaac posted:I called the emergwncy number once cause a car was hooning around my house missing a wheel and sparks were going everywhere Did they arrive? if so, what action did they take?
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Eonwe posted:Dgsw can I add you on steam i just sent you an an "IM" so
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Did they arrive? if so, what action did they take? I went to brunch so i dont know
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Feb 6, 2016 05:17
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if you call 119, you can call a criminal to do your bidding.
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Feb 6, 2016 05:17
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police just visited and said they got a call on the red dad gay phone in the dispatch center. told me to stop fagging up his thread. those guys are fast!!
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Feb 6, 2016 05:20
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i know you can post better threads dgsw i believe in you
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Feb 6, 2016 05:24
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when i see spooky scary
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Feb 6, 2016 05:48
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you call them when you have a flat tire
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Homer J. Fong posted:oh hey another thread by dgsw where he just phones it in please dont be mean to dgsw hes internet homeless and has nowhere else to go
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dad gay. so what posted:most times when im in trouble i can only dial like "9" and then "1" but i barely ever make it all the way. either im too darn drunk, or scared, or whatever. sometimes i just cant press the right butturns cause my gardang finger is crooked or my eyes get all crossed up from the dang booze. its kinda crazy, my idea, but i think they should just call it "9" then it would be easier for folks and such. thanks for yer time god bless in the uk its like 999 or someshit
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Feb 6, 2016 05:56
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A misanthrope posted:if things get dicey i dial the "9" and the "1" and then wait to see if i need to dial that last 1 did you borrow that bit from the simpsons episode where bart sells his soul and milhouse's grandmother says it?
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Feb 6, 2016 05:59
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They used to say they used to say nine eleven but kids couldn't find the eleven on the phone so now they say nine one one but now they say nine one one because of nine eleven and not because there isn't an eleven on the phone.
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Feb 6, 2016 06:10
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Sheep-Goats posted:They used to say they used to say nine eleven but kids couldn't find the eleven on the phone so now they say nine one one but now they say nine one one because of nine eleven and not because there isn't an eleven on the phone. 
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Feb 6, 2016 06:14
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when shawty fire burnin' up the dance floor
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unresponsive, difficulty breathing, pain indicating a possible heart attack, signs of a stoke (facial droop, difficulty speaking, weakness in arms) - all of these are wonderful medical reasons to dial 911. Be a hero - save a life! on the otherside with trauma i guess u could say a picture says a thousand words.
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Feb 6, 2016 06:20
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i called 911 the other day when a lady was using the turning lane as her own personal highway and ran face first in to an 18 wheeler so theres that
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Mariana Horchata posted:unresponsive, difficulty breathing, pain indicating a possible heart attack, signs of a stoke (facial droop, difficulty speaking, weakness in arms) - all of these are wonderful medical reasons to dial 911. Be a hero - save a life! ok, but i was talking more about how there is too much ice on my driveway because the snow on my roof is in the "hot zone" and my driveway is in more of the "ice zone". it melts off and then freezes creating "ice" which is very slippery. its an accident waiting to happen imo there is literally nothing i can do 
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dad gay. so what posted:ok, but i was talking more about how there is too much ice on my driveway because the snow on my roof is in the "hot zone" and my driveway is in more of the "ice zone". it melts off and then freezes creating "ice" which is very slippery. its an accident waiting to happen imo i hear ya, good luck wit ur dilemma. Remember Springtimes right around the  korner drink beer and write 'traverse at ur own risk' in piss seems to cover the bases if ur at risk of getting sued Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Feb 6, 2016 |
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