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most times when im in trouble i can only dial like "9" and then "1" but i barely ever make it all the way. either im too darn drunk, or scared, or whatever. sometimes i just cant press the right butturns cause my gardang finger is crooked or my eyes get all crossed up from the dang booze. its kinda crazy, my idea, but i think they should just call it "9" then it would be easier for folks and such. thanks for yer time god bless
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Homer J. Fong posted:oh hey another thread by dgsw where he just phones it in get off my lawn
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Feb 6, 2016 04:51
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carrion kit posted:when i'm horney and want to get manhandled i'll call em up and say i'm busting up the place. when they show up we wrestle until i cum underneath my sweatpants, usually get off with a misdemeanor cause im White a logical outcome anytime someone touches you, imo
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i call 911 for everything. this is our government people! these people work for us. WE pay for the gas in the hot rod police cruisers, WE pay for all the nice suits everyone wears, WE pay for the bullets, the guns, and the RIGHT to have a "public servant" show up and help us if we need something. all lives matter!!
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Feb 6, 2016 05:04
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You better dial it the second you see me, bitch, 'cause I'ma gently caress you up. gently caress you idiot
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:To collect the dead bodies of the people i just killed w my gun 
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Feb 6, 2016 05:06
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back on topic: i just called 911 because my trashcan is stuck in the snow
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Feb 6, 2016 05:07
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A misanthrope posted:if things get dicey i dial the "9" and the "1" and then wait to see if i need to dial that last 1 it would be easier with just the "9" imo. less dialing
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Feb 6, 2016 05:08
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A misanthrope posted:real answer tho: dont call 911 if you are a minority because it'll probably just end with cops shooting you lol no one is a "minority" haha anywhos if you want to play a trick on the cops, dial "911" and then order a pizza lol
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Feb 6, 2016 05:10
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A misanthrope posted:you can text 911 in most places now. maybe you can ask Siri to do the text? *starts to dial 911*
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Feb 6, 2016 05:11
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Eonwe posted:Dgsw can I add you on steam whats steam precious? *dials 911*
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Feb 6, 2016 05:12
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Eonwe posted:Dgsw can I add you on steam i just sent you an an "IM" so
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Mariana Horchata posted:unresponsive, difficulty breathing, pain indicating a possible heart attack, signs of a stoke (facial droop, difficulty speaking, weakness in arms) - all of these are wonderful medical reasons to dial 911. Be a hero - save a life! ok, but i was talking more about how there is too much ice on my driveway because the snow on my roof is in the "hot zone" and my driveway is in more of the "ice zone". it melts off and then freezes creating "ice" which is very slippery. its an accident waiting to happen imo there is literally nothing i can do 
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Feb 6, 2016 06:22
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my favorite 911 call would be all "hey i just cut the head off this dude" and they would be all "whos head?" and i would be like "duuuh, NOONER!!!!" and then they would like go crazy with some urban good-timey sayings and then everyone would have a nice poo poo
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Feb 6, 2016 06:30
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oh yeah, and no one would bother to show up lol
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Feb 6, 2016 06:32
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Nooner posted:they would shoot you for wearing a gray hoodie you criminal ):< tell it to the judge 
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Feb 6, 2016 06:37
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Nooner posted:judge dredd mother fucker 
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