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Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Don't seeka the zika.

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Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA
No cyka no zyka

Blyat


Y's are funs

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Zika is a secret plot engineered virus to birth the next generation of somethingawful posters

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Bombing more brown people, probably. Thats the American way o7

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Bring back DDT.

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
i moved away from mosquitos years ago because im not a NOOB ha ha

i dont trust them

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

Germstore posted:

Bring back DDT.

im gonna load DDT into my vape tank and cloud the mosquitos to death

i do it not for my health, but for the soon to be newborns

gonna carry that weight

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Germstore posted:

Bring back DDT.

on the one hand i hate bugs, on the other hand i love birds

except pigeons. those are flying vermin.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Prav posted:

on the one hand i hate bugs, on the other hand i love birds

except pigeons. those are flying vermin.

it took like 30 years for DDT to almost wipe out eagles, a few years in an emergency situation probably wouldn't be all that bad.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Obscuritatem posted:

you don't see many pinheads nowadays, i'm glad their stocks are increasing again.
hopefully it's also a step towards reintroducing wolfboys and elephant men back into their natural habitats

so bill orly will be v old when he calls people pinheads and he will be accurate for a change

old man orly is a funny idea

www
Aug 4, 2010

i wont have sex with women, take that females look like i got the last laugh after all

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
gently caress you I was going to make a Zika thread

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i just got a little head from ops mom

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
I keep away from the following sub-humans who carry and harbour diseases.

Muslims
Black people
Brown people
South American looking people
North Americans
Pollacks and other East European untermensch
The Irish

Tramadol Junkie fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Feb 6, 2016

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Tafferling posted:

No cyka no zyka

Blyat


Y's are funs

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Massive inbreeding for year at my Vermont compound!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'll just use lots of Off! and keep my distance from foreigners/immigrants.

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
Hmmm, an entire South American country may be populated with fresh zika-Meeps.
I'm putting Rio on my list for the 2036 carnival

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
By having a Zima



(if they still made it :gerty:)

(it was ok)

Maldoror fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Feb 6, 2016

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Parallax Scroll posted:

i just got a little head from ops mom

:rimshot:

Tramadol Junkie posted:

I keep away from the following sub-humans who carry and harbour diseases.

Muslims
Black people
Brown people
South American looking people
North Americans
Pollacks and other East European untermensch
The Irish

show us your nipples, tram.

myself and others have challenged you on this several times, but you have always refused. the last time i spoke with you about this, you said -- and I quote,

Tramadol Junkie posted:

STOP GAYING ME

now firstly, this isn't a gay thing. we just want to prove that you're not the mister ubermensch aryan man you think you are since your nipples are brown and not pink like white people. there is nothing inherently gay about the request, so much as it is more juvenile than anything else. but it is to prove a point that your white supremacist views are hilarious and inherently hypocritical.

if you wanted to know what a gay request would sound like, consider this:

it would be a good idea if you could do a filmed reading of William Luther Pierce's The Turner Diaries, a classic white supremacist masturbatory fantasy. you would be doing this reading in the most stylish ways possible, so you would need to be shirtless and only wearing shiny pink hot-pants that read "14 Words" in white on the rear end. you will be doing the reading cross-legged on a pink throw-rug, with candles lit in candelabra around you. behind you will be a poster of two leather-bound men with SS tatoos, with a man of african-american descent under them; it is a poster for "COMBAT 18 FILMS PRESENTS WHITE BROTHERS IN CHANGE", a new flick about the pitfalls of cruising, shot in San Francisco's Castro district. you will be wearing a little bit of lip gloss so you sparkle in the light. behind you will be a burly african man sleeping in your bed in bondage slave garb. you will read the book aloud slowly and enthusiastically, as if you get sexual pleasure from reading it. if you feel like touching yourself as you read it, go for it, tram.

so the preceding was what an example of what i am not asking you to do.

just show us your brown nipples, because you're a mutt like most people.

That Robot fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Feb 6, 2016

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

:rimshot:


show us your nipples, tram.

myself and others have challenged you on this several times, but you have always refused. the last time i spoke with you about this, you said -- and I quote,


now firstly, this isn't a gay thing. we just want to prove that you're not the mister ubermensch aryan man you think you are since your nipples are brown and not pink like white people. there is nothing inherently gay about the request, so much as it is more juvenile than anything else. but it is to prove a point that your white supremacist views are hilarious and inherently hypocritical.

if you wanted to know what a gay request would sound like, consider this:

it would be a good idea if you could do a filmed reading of William Luther Pierce's The Turner Diaries, a classic white supremacist masturbatory fantasy. you would be doing this reading in the most stylish ways possible, so you would need to be shirtless and only wearing shiny pink hot-pants that read "14 Words" in white on the rear end. you will be doing the reading cross-legged on a pink throw-rug, with candles lit in candelabra around you. behind you will be a poster of two leather-bound men with SS tatoos, with a man of african-american descent under them; it is a poster for "COMBAT 18 FILMS PRESENTS WHITE BROTHERS IN CHANGE", a new flick about the pitfalls of cruising, shot in San Francisco's Castro district. you will be wearing a little bit of lip gloss so you sparkle in the light. behind you will be a burly african man sleeping in your bed in bondage slave garb. you will read the book aloud slowly and enthusiastically, as if you get sexual pleasure from reading it. if you feel like touching yourself as you read it, go for it, tram.

so the preceding was what an example of what i am not asking you to do.

just show us your brown nipples, because you're a mutt like most people.


My nips are normal white pinky brown, I dont understand your obsession.

Don't ever mention the Turner Diaries if you have not read the book as its a awesome mind opening book.

Demonizing the Turner Diaries is like saying Timothy McVeigh is a terrorist.

Timothy McVeigh was standing tall and he did it for every citizen of the free world and was not a terrorist, he was a patriot of America.

When I was a C18 operative, I was acting on behalf of the British public but I know campaign for the National Action group.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
being white, middle class, with disposable income

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Tramadol Junkie posted:

My nips are normal white pinky brown, I dont understand your obsession.

Don't ever mention the Turner Diaries if you have not read the book as its a awesome mind opening book.

Demonizing the Turner Diaries is like saying Timothy McVeigh is a terrorist.

Timothy McVeigh was standing tall and he did it for every citizen of the free world and was not a terrorist, he was a patriot of America.

When I was a C18 operative, I was acting on behalf of the British public but I know campaign for the National Action group.

i once borrowed a copy of the turner diaries and farted on it

is all of combat 18 a big ol' gay bathhouse? it sure sounds like it. did you get any aryan action lol?

also of course mcveigh is a terrorist. lavoy finicum would have done the same retarded poo poo mcveigh did, but lavoy finicum was born mentally retarded (pre-zika) and died trying to pull a gun on a cop. i'm glad both mcveigh and finicum are dead.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

i once borrowed a copy of the turner diaries and farted on it

is all of combat 18 a big ol' gay bathhouse? it sure sounds like it. did you get any aryan action lol?

I'm not responding to you anymore. Just gonna leave my favorite songs for you to enjoy or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQDGeNKqSkc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPSCtI1weX4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9TmfSwntOg

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I'm going to brutally murder all mosquitoes

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Tramadol Junkie posted:

I'm not responding to you anymore. Just gonna leave my favorite songs for you to enjoy or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQDGeNKqSkc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPSCtI1weX4

what's your address? gonna send you a dildo, just like they did to the militia folk

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

what's your address? gonna send you a dildo, just like they did to the militia folk

OK human being

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

gently caress you I was going to make a Zika thread

I was going to call it "How is babby deformed?"

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Tramadol Junkie posted:

OK human being

that's not an address

what's your real address, with all the weird UK poo poo in it

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Zika is a stupid name for a virus. It's sounds like the name of an aging pop star. "Latin singing sensation Zika" sounds perfectly natural. "CDC Alarmed by Spread of Zika" sounds ridiculous.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Im gonna wear a mosquito net burqa and get my tubes tied

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Chinatown posted:

being white, middle class, with disposable income

As a white, middle class with disposable income I am glad that I have never had to suffer a single mosquito bite in my entire life.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Real answer: play video games well into your thirties and never get emotionally or physically close to a female.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
the mosquitoes that carry it can't survive where i live and it's not like im gonna knock anyone up anytime soon

Aedes aegypti are cool little fuckers, but im glad they don't come anywhere near me

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Tramadol Junkie posted:

I keep away from the following sub-humans who carry and harbour diseases.

Muslims
Black people
Brown people
South American looking people
North Americans
Pollacks and other East European untermensch
The Irish
Flathead babies are better than flipper babies.
...
Hey, man.
Don't you go badmouthing the Harps.
The bog-trotters.
the Micks.
The n*****s of Europe (per the worthless British rear end-reamers).
The peat cutters. We build houses out of that poo poo.
The leprechaun farmers. Those little fuckers sure do bite- but they do make excellent soup. Too small to gently caress, though.
...
We invented whiskey and the car (cart) bomb. We did not invent public drunkenness, but I like to think we perfected it.

As Paul McCartney once said, "You're mad if you gently caress with the Irish."
We'll blow your rear end up.

E:
FYI, Koreans are the N*****rs of the East. Sorry- sucks to be Korean.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Feb 7, 2016

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I mean

It mostly affects your babies, and when am I ever gonna get laid enough to impregnate someone and how impossible would it be that she'd actually go through the pregnancy

It's just ridiculous, OP. I'm not scared.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I pray to god every day I get the zika.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

zimboe posted:

Hey, man.
Don't you go badmouthing the Harps.
The bog-trotters.
the Micks.
The n*****s of Europe.
The peat cutters.
The leprechaun farmers.
...
We invented whiskey and the car (cart) bomb. We did not invent public drunkenness, but I like to think we perfected it.

As Paul McCartney once said, "You're mad if you gently caress with the Irish."
We'll blow your rear end up.

E:
FYI, Koreans are the N*****rs of the East. Sorry- sucks to be Korean.
E2:
Flathead babies are better than flipper babies.

Zika in action ladies and gentlemen

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Zika, yes, the new pop star? Yeah, I love her

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I am 100% immune to STDs, never have to worry about any of that poo poo.

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