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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Sappo569 posted:

I found another morning routine, this person really has it down!

"I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."

That's a pro routine. I'll bet he has really smooth skin and a nice watch and sound system too.

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Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish
Aug 3, 2012
viewing images linked from pinterest has the terrifying physiological effect of making my non-deoderized nuts shrivel on contact

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

social vegan posted:

Share ur tips and tricks about how pinterest has elevated u from normal living to true living namaste





Deer food.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

staberind posted:

Dont ask questions, just do it. I nuke meat sometimes before putting it into the oven to make sure its cooked, same with meat I am going to bbq.

:gonk:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
ur bad at food mate

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

King of Bees posted:

That's a pro routine. I'll bet he has really smooth skin and a nice watch and sound system too.

i think it was the honey almond scrub that did bateman in

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

King of Bees posted:

That's a pro routine. I'll bet he has really smooth skin and a nice watch and sound system too.

Smooth like some sort of non gmo man baby lol

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Would Pat Bateman post on Pinterest?

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

King of Bees posted:

Would Pat Bateman post on Pinterest?

only if other people did it

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
White people do the funniest things lmao honkies

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

i dont even know what pinterest is

I looked and it makes you sign up before seeing any content so Im assuming its a porn site

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

ur bad at food mate

Nonsense! I'm adaptable, its my cooker thats bad at not burning the gently caress out of everything.
I'm leery of any kind of minced meat. but I also don't like overcooking meat.
The way I mentioned makes sure its cooked, while retaining its moisture.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

staberind posted:

Nonsense! I'm adaptable, its my cooker thats bad at not burning the gently caress out of everything.
I'm leery of any kind of minced meat. but I also don't like overcooking meat.
The way I mentioned makes sure its cooked, while retaining its moisture.

Oh OK you're British this makes a lot more sense now

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Rn it's a Saturday evening so u know I'm saying my mantras over a steamy cup of hot water w a Lilly pad in it I'm letting a single drop of grasshopper pee trickle down my tongue a symbol of the simpler things like love life and pee pee

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

social vegan posted:

Rn it's a Saturday evening so u know I'm saying my mantras over a steamy cup of hot water w a Lilly pad in it I'm letting a single drop of grasshopper pee trickle down my tongue a symbol of the simpler things like love life and pee pee

same but with coffee and instead of a lily pad it's nothing and instead of pee it's hot coffee and the symbol is getting wired on caffeine and staying up all night

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I made sun tea style iced tea from some Lipton packets except I just put the pitcher in the fridge to steep.
Basically, it's a cold brew method that intensifies the tea taste while at the same time prevents the tea (and by extension, my son Rrorclahn) from getting skin cancer out in the sun.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I.C. posted:

I made sun tea style iced tea from some Lipton packets except I just put the pitcher in the fridge to steep.
Basically, it's a cold brew method that intensifies the tea taste while at the same time prevents the tea (and by extension, my son Rrorclahn) from getting skin cancer out in the sun.

didn't know u and ur son were klingons i'm feeling a new appreciation of myself for not immediately hating that u arne't white i'm really expanding in i need to blog

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
It sucks 'cause there's a lot of good artists who use pinterest, but you can't view their page without that annoying blocker that crops up the more you scroll down. Like, they don't have deviantart since that's for kids and furries, they don't have tumblr since that's for homos, so they do ONLY pinterest and now I can't see their work. Ugh. Sorry, mang. I sure am not going to sign up for yet another soon-to-go-bust social outlet to see your work, even if it is good.

Something about sites trying to bully you in to joining. gently caress that. Not going to pay a cover charge to see a cover band, why should I pay a membership to see members shipped? Argh. I hate this stupid internet stuff. Send me to hell already. :corsair:

social vegan posted:

Rn it's a Saturday evening so u know I'm saying my mantras over a steamy cup of hot water w a Lilly pad in it I'm letting a single drop of grasshopper pee trickle down my tongue a symbol of the simpler things like love life and pee pee

This thread has a lot of quality hate in it.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Pinterest is a front for the empty glass jar industry.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



it's hard to search for nazis on pinterest who also like tea or yoga

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

social vegan posted:

didn't know u and ur son were klingons i'm feeling a new appreciation of myself for not immediately hating that u arne't white i'm really expanding in i need to blog

Ya, actually he's transkling -- his choice! I'm actually that kind of superMOM that gets powers from the Earth's sun, and frankly I think my son is trying to kill me by insisting on fridge-made sun tea. I'm really weak all the time and can hardly heat vision my artisan tempeh steaks to full luke warm temperature. I'm dying, basically.

But I'll be pinning all my cute funeral snack hacks and coffin necro-decro-kawaii style looks. Like and follow!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Women can't be necromancers. Their birth canal makes them a force of life, therefore they can't excel in the art. Sorry, dames. :clint:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

phasmid posted:

Women can't be necromancers. Their birth canal makes them a force of life, therefore they can't excel in the art. Sorry, dames. :clint:

that's just old-fashioned outdated sexism. what about older women? what about women who are unable to conceive? what about transwomen? sorry but you've got to get out of the 50s and join us here in the present if you want anyone to take you seriously

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


im permabanned poster projectstomper58. i first started reading pinterest when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "galaxy" and trying to make galaxy versions of everything, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "leaf bowls" and "i love glow in the dark paint" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of pinterest projects was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" pinterest to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

phasmid posted:

Women can't be necromancers. Their birth canal makes them a force of life, therefore they can't excel in the art. Sorry, dames. :clint:

Why would a superwoman be a necromancer anyway? NO, listen, I'm a Proud Pintrest MOMMY from Krypton but living in San Diego now with my transklingon son. Unfortunately, thanks to Obamacare, my son not letting me get outside much, and general poor health due to my diet of weird greens that I'm pretty sure are just grass clippings plus I'm not allowed in Whole Foods anymore because I they wouldn't accept positive chi blasted into their face as payment (I do Reiki).So I'm dying of malnutrition and lack of Earth's yellow sun, but doing in style! Check out my pins!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

phasmid posted:

Women can't be necromancers. Their birth canal makes them a force of life, therefore they can't excel in the art. Sorry, dames. :clint:

But they could just make a baby that's an artist and not cut the umbilical cord.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gilganixon posted:

that's just old-fashioned outdated sexism. what about older women? what about women who are unable to conceive? what about transwomen? sorry but you've got to get out of the 50s and join us here in the present if you want anyone to take you seriously

Those are witches dumbass

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Mange Mite posted:

Those are witches dumbass

oh :(

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
My daily regimen for a healthy life:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A GLUTEN FREE TEA INTO MY HAND CRAFTED COPPER MUG. ITS MUSHROOMS AND KALE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING YOGA ALONGSIDE WITH MY SON, ROHAN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I BALANCE MY CHAKRAS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY BECAME THE BUDDHA MOMMA SUPREME. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON MY FACEBOOK AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MANTRAS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I ENEMA

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

I.C. posted:

Why would a superwoman be a necromancer anyway? NO, listen, I'm a Proud Pintrest MOMMY from Krypton but living in San Diego now with my transklingon son. Unfortunately, thanks to Obamacare, my son not letting me get outside much, and general poor health due to my diet of weird greens that I'm pretty sure are just grass clippings plus I'm not allowed in Whole Foods anymore because I they wouldn't accept positive chi blasted into their face as payment (I do Reiki).So I'm dying of malnutrition and lack of Earth's yellow sun, but doing in style! Check out my pins!

Hell yeah keep up the pin fight sister. My son and I just came back from a bikram yoga session. Davaldore nearly passed out from the heat it was so CUTE! He was walking around at the end of the session going like "Wh.....Where am I? Am I dying? DAD? DAD WHERE ARE YOU???". Hahahaha isn't he just so adorable? We are just about to go for our kale smoothie (non dairy of course!!!!) and look for other things to act as substitutes for our personality. Wish us luck!! Also I know what I am saying isn't really related to what you posted but I have to make it look like I am compassionate and care about anyone who identifies as a woman to prove that I am fuckable, despite the wacky fact that I haven't had sex since the divorce and before that it was a good 6 months of no sex. HAHA KALE CRACKERS AREN'T THEY SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!

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