Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
Lol at a three year old's favorite restaurant serving loving seaweed salad with micro cilantro. loving lol

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
Kid: I want chicken nugget

Savvy Pinterest Mom: I think you mean kale chips drizzled with free range dandelion sap and garnished with crunched up leaves. With a tea made from mushrooms and hemlock. Wow, Rohan! You have such grown up tastes!!

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

King of Bees posted:

That's a pro routine. I'll bet he has really smooth skin and a nice watch and sound system too.

Smooth like some sort of non gmo man baby lol

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
My daily regimen for a healthy life:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A GLUTEN FREE TEA INTO MY HAND CRAFTED COPPER MUG. ITS MUSHROOMS AND KALE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING YOGA ALONGSIDE WITH MY SON, ROHAN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I BALANCE MY CHAKRAS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY BECAME THE BUDDHA MOMMA SUPREME. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON MY FACEBOOK AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MANTRAS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I ENEMA

  • Locked thread