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my wife keeps trying to make jokes about and references to it but i don't get any of it and it loving pisses her off and i'm all hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yessssssssssss i have power over you in a way you never expected also i haven't ever watched ep 3 so that make two total star shits i haven't taken and when ep 8 comes out, it'll be three! three star shits! my power will only grow while the rest of you become enslaved to this infernal consumer engine that burns dumbshits alive for fuel
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remember the no1curr meme ban coin toss? haha those were good times here in GBS
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Feb 6, 2016 18:33
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I guess that's why she fucks so many other dudes.
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Feb 6, 2016 18:33
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Don't care
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Feb 6, 2016 18:34
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Your wife hosed the dude who went to go see it with her. Her little jokes and references are actually about all the ways he sexually dominated her.
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Feb 6, 2016 18:36
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Never ever seen any Star Wars films crue - Am I alone here?
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Feb 6, 2016 20:04
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Just tell her han solo dies
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Feb 6, 2016 20:08
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well op, i havent seen ANY star wars 
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Feb 6, 2016 20:15
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get rid of your wife, she sounds awful
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Feb 6, 2016 20:21
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chewbakkka owns sorry op
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Feb 6, 2016 20:22
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I guess that's why she fucks so many other dudes.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I guess that's why she fucks so many other dudes. cucked up if true
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Feb 6, 2016 20:47
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That's OK OP, I've watched it fifteen times and have memorized all the dialogue, I'll recreate the entire movie in this thread so you can still experience it.
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Feb 6, 2016 20:48
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Blazing Zero posted:well op, i havent seen ANY star wars <---- super jeal guy right here
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Feb 6, 2016 20:57
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its a fun movie OP
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Feb 6, 2016 20:59
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if you've seen the first star wars you've seen this one
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Feb 6, 2016 21:01
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Spoiler alert: Ben solo is his FATHER
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me either
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it's ok, op. It's basically a condensed specialized edition OT designed to pander to nerds who didn't like the prequels. It's still enjoyable, and worth a look, but def the weakest star war movie (yet).
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Feb 6, 2016 21:09
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does your wife know you post about her behind her back?
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Feb 6, 2016 21:10
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haven't seen it either 
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iSheep posted:its a fun movie OP there is no way these movies are ever going to surprise you they won't challenge you or shock you or make you think about anything more complicated than "I want to buy some more Star Wars poo poo" there is nothing you can say about these movies that hasn't been said, no thought that is truly revelatory before the mouse bought the goddamn thing, it flew in the extremes - it was devine, and then terrible. now it is clipped and grounded in the same grey sludge which treads those loving marvel movies. you will walk out of that theatre feeling exactly what they want you to feel, which is exactly how everyone else feels about the loving thing the movie is "good" because the mouse threw enough money and talent at it to be "good." not great, not terrible - GOOD. workshopped into mediocrity. workshopped so you'll never have to think about anything the next time your eyes trip over a box of cereal with yoda on it, or another dumbfuck plastic figure. you'll reach for your wallet, not really sure of why other than "i like star wars" then the question becomes "why do i like star wars"
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I have no interest in blockbusters or whatever. It's basically pop music but just different form of entertainment.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I guess that's why she fucks so many other dudes.
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cram me sideways posted:there is no way these movies are ever going to surprise you Yeah man.
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Feb 6, 2016 21:23
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i havent watched it either or played the latest games or watched any of the other latest movies im 44 im disillusioned 
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cram me sideways posted:there is no way these movies are ever going to surprise you you must be really weird because this is like the third time youve felt compelled to tell people this
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do you have any friends op
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Feb 6, 2016 21:29
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You are driving your wife away with your petty concerns over watching movies, an artistic medium that is literally just a way to make money You should probably relax and stop giving such a poo poo, and do things with your wife before you ruin your marriage, unless you already have in which case 
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you dont understand guys the OP is enlightened and sees right past HollyWEIRDS attempts to shovel out commercial garbage.
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star wars as a whole has been poisoned for me a handful of times by multiple people over the years. that said, this one was great and it actually felt unique. its commercialized for the kiddies & manbabies to all hell, but yeah on its own its really good. See it alone I guess, if you really wanna be that goony to your wife.cram me sideways posted:there is no way these movies are ever going to surprise you all that said, i'd like something similar to star wars (either on TV like GoT or movies) that didnt have the baggage of audience expectations and kiddie advertising. I'd be down for a crazy space opera. buglord fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Feb 6, 2016 |
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I don't think I'm ever going to watch it because I don't want the prequels to be tarnished.
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I loved the part where 3d luke skywalker walks out of the screen right towards you and sucks your cock right in the theater and you can't stop screaming because of his crazy force powers on your dilz
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Big Beef City posted:I loved the part where 3d luke skywalker walks out of the screen right towards you and sucks your cock right in the theater and you can't stop screaming because of his crazy force powers on your dilz Well now you've got me interested, I might have to go see this "Star Wars" all the kids are talking about.
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Boinks posted:I don't think I'm ever going to watch it because I don't want the prequels to be tarnished. Have no fear, it actually makes them look even better in comparison.
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same op same
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Listen up, ladies and fuckboys: I'm a big boy and I've got some seriously adult opinions about a movie I haven't seen.
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Black Bones posted:Have no fear, it actually makes them look even better in comparison. My favorite part is in ep. 2 where Anakin gets friend zoned.
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cram me sideways posted:there is no way these movies are ever going to surprise you I like reading poo poo like this because it lets me know people's memories are short enough to forget that lucas was out to merch the gently caress out of the OT even back in the seventies
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Schlonged Again posted:Listen up, ladies and fuckboys: I'm a big boy and I've got some seriously adult opinions about a movie I haven't seen. same but instead of adult opinions i have no opinions i hope you enjoyed your movie though.
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