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Maid stole my pills and my condoms
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:24 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:20 |
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give me money
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:25 |
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but did she also steal your heart?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:26 |
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Tonsured posted:Maid stole my pills and my condoms Condoms? Bitch please, as a true 1% I just bust in whomever I want and then have my bodyguard drive them to an abortion/provide enough heroin to OD.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:27 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHrHMT2yK7k
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:28 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:give me money
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:28 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:give me money
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:30 |
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How is being a part of a violent biker gang op?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:31 |
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give us money
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:32 |
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occupy this thread
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:33 |
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I heard someone brag about their platelet cell count while roaring drunk, the emotional-social context of this action implied he was proud to be a smoker. Ever see a couple dining at a super expensive restaurant and you just loving know by how mismatched they are that they're definitely loving, like one is DEFINITELY obligated to put out tonight. Or Put in I should say judging by his partner, she looked a bad early 50s in the dimmest lighting a hand-blown glass chandelier by a famous artist could provide.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:36 |
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Who's the Dan Ankroid character in this Trading Places remake since OP is the Eddie Murphy stand-in?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:36 |
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True story, when I hired my current housekeeper for the first time she was much more thorough than my last one and left a bunch of unused condoms that had fallen behind my giant headboard neatly organized on my nightstand. I'm pretty confident that it wasn't just unused condoms back there so what I am is I gross and my maid deserves to work for someone better.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:42 |
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Tonsured posted:Maid stole my pills and my condoms better than your kids i guess
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:42 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:better than your kids i guess My "kids" are a hedgehog, a bird, and a dog and I had to leave them behind. After a week of empathizing with these people I came home and legitimately wanted to strangle all of them for being an economic burden to society.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:45 |
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Tonsured posted:My "kids" are a hedgehog, a bird, and a dog and I had to leave them behind. After a week of empathizing with these people I came home and legitimately wanted to strangle all of them for being an economic burden to society. im confused. do you want your pets to steal your pills or not
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:53 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:im confused. do you want your pets to steal your pills or not I dunno. I dunno about anything anymore. Like I'm starting to think I should have went with that Obama train thread Idea went like-literally this "I wish Obama built that train." I dunno I just dunno I think I need a nap.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:02 |
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Tonsured posted:I dunno. I dunno about anything anymore. Like I'm starting to think ehh. the obama train gets off in less than a year. have a good nap buddy
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:06 |
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Enfield posted:give us money
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:09 |
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condo life must rule!!!
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:22 |
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Tonsured posted:Maid stole my pills and my condoms One week and it's straight to the accusations. Get some sleep, have an epsom salt soak. Make sure you didn't put them some where or give them away. Unless you are 100% positive don't blame the maid. She put up with you fools. If she did, I'm sorry, still do the first bit. Easy come.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:50 |
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i dont want your stinking money
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:56 |
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Tonsured posted:My "kids" are a hedgehog, a bird, and a dog and I had to leave them behind. Man, you have to go back and get your Amiibos!
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:57 |
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the best part of being a 1%er is buying a pharmaceutical company that makes a critical malaria medication and then doing the entire year's supply in lines off a prostitute's rear end during the Super Bowl halftime show
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:03 |
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bitches be dyin from malaria and i be like, don't-care-ia, lmao!!!
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:04 |
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Three Olives posted:
like a fly to poo poo
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:29 |
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eat the op
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:33 |
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Broenheim posted:eat the op op's nipples are where 1% milk comes from
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:06 |
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MiracleWhale posted:op's nipples are where 1% milk comes from and boy are they sore
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:06 |
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Guys I gotta know I can trust you this is just too juicy. I gotta know for reals, yall hat doffers?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:24 |
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I worked for a multimillionaire, became close friends with him. His life was super miserable and he did cocaine on the regular. One day he got super paranoid out of nowhere and started insulting me nonsensically, fired me screaming. It was for the best really. gently caress rich people.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 05:06 |
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Top or bottom 1%, OP?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 05:55 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:give me money
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 05:56 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Top or bottom 1%, OP? powerbottom 1%
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 06:06 |