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Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

Do you have anything that you just need to vent about? I didn't have a good time because of interpersonal drama at work today. Multiple things wrong with today. Some people's rudeness gets under my skin. And it's as if management doesn't give a poo poo enough of consideration about the stress that comes when you are expected to just be a doormat and to stand there and take it from superiors. Just needed to vent that to get if off my chest and/or maybe sleep better. Do you have anything you need to get off your chest?
Vent away.

Kindergarten Camp fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Feb 7, 2016

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i shaved my balls and they itch really bad

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002
cold fries



gently caress that

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm on the rag because nobody will gently caress a baby into me. :smith:

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Not venting, but I found something interesting out and this was the first semi appropriate thread I found to share it in.

So I got a membership at pixelvixens.com, which is a cosplay porn site, and I'm pretty sure crazy girl pussy looks different than regular pussy.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

venting is for impotent man babies who lack the agency to do anything about their problems.

How about we turn those :saddowns: into :downs:?

I achieved one of my new year's resolutions today - my posting average is exactly 1.0 after starting last year on a shameful 0.33

it's probably 1.01 now or something but that's ok, higher numbers are better anyway, even if they're not psychologically satisfying.

so let's stop being pathetic internet sadbrains - stop venting and put all that energy to good use instead!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'm on the rag because nobody will gently caress a baby into me. :smith:

if we can calculate the exact angle and velocity necessary, taking into account the wind and air resistance, i can nut one into ya from here

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i want to do nothing but gaze into women's eyes and caress their bodies and gently caress the poo poo out of them and curl up on the couch and watch some netflix but apparently i am expected to do 'work' at something called a 'job'

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

MiracleWhale posted:

i want to do nothing but gaze into women's eyes and caress their bodies and gently caress the poo poo out of them and curl up on the couch and watch some netflix but apparently i am expected to do 'work' at something called a 'job'

you should get a "job" as a "gigolo"

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I have to poop but I don't want to get up and go to the toilet.

trying times these are.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

MiracleWhale posted:

i want to do nothing but gaze into women's eyes and caress their bodies and gently caress the poo poo out of them and curl up on the couch and watch some netflix but apparently i am expected to do 'work' at something called a 'job'

i think it's ok not to define yourself by your job. your job is just something you do to enable you to engage in your hobby of gazing into women's eyes and caressing their bodies and loving the poo poo out of them and curling up on the couch and watching some netflix.

an enthusiastic amateur always beats an experienced professional anyway and has more fun doing it!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

shoophobo posted:

I have to poop but I don't want to get up and go to the toilet.

trying times these are.

have you tried just dropping that deuce? if you are in polite or mixed company make a coughing noise to distract your guests from your other bodily functions

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
my balls smell so much they need deodorant

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Sizone posted:

you should get a "job" as a "gigolo"

i would but i need the health insurance and they don't do matching benefits for my 401k

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Gilganixon posted:

an enthusiastic amateur always beats an experienced professional anyway and has more fun doing it!

Not a single part of this sentence is true.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I need to vent some :gas:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the commercial breaks are killing the pacing of the perfect storm on TV

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
it isn't 9am (aka the end of my overnight shift) yet. i wanna go to bed :(

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

it isn't 9am (aka the end of my overnight shift) yet. i wanna go to bed :(

:(

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

MiracleWhale posted:

i want to do nothing but gaze into women's eyes and caress their bodies and gently caress the poo poo out of them and curl up on the couch and watch some netflix but apparently i am expected to do 'work' at something called a 'job'

lol if ur job aint smashin rear end + puss

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I've drank more in the last two months than the last 6 years combined :(

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I've drank more in the last two months than the last 6 years combined :(

due to this job, im probably in the same boat as you :(

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I can't say, on account of P.C. culture.

But I'll give you a hint: It's about the goddamn Eskimos.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I got my hand caught in the lathe and it got torn off and blood went everywhere and I am howling and boy or boy it really smarts.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Cnut the Great posted:

I can't say, on account of P.C. culture.

But I'll give you a hint: It's about the goddamn Eskimos.

they have 100 words for ice and only one for triggered. and it relates to harpoons.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Goddamn mother loving trains

Choo Choo I go in a line get a real loving job

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Humidity? ?!

Now you can be underwater but above water gently caress YOU


It's sticky

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Poorly made quesadillas.

For God so loved the world he gave us one small taste of Heaven in the form of crunchy cheesy goodness why IS IT FALLING APART AND DRIPPING I WILL KILL YOU

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
life is a waste of my time

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
The Hawaii 5-0 theme song

Yes let's waste a perfectly good big bands time trying to church up a trash covered island full of fat greasy racists get tsunamied please

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i need to vent some poo poo out of my rear end, but it isn't coming out how i would hope.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Savings Coupon posted:

Goddamn mother loving trains

Choo Choo I go in a line get a real loving job

I tale offense to this. We also go around curves.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I have to fart but I think there's a poop in the way. I don't want to poo poo myself, but I'm getting really bloated

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GygEAcFFMVs

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


My office has some ventilation problems so we have to leave a door open with a big floor fan right next to it.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

1redflag posted:

Not a single part of this sentence is true.

i dunno i heard it in a movie so it probablly is? I think it's better to be positive than right sometimes

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
I'm coming down from the poo poo I was on at a Paper Diamond show and my food at village inn isn't coming fast enough

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The amount of man scrapping I have had to engage in since turning 28.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


bee training has not been going so well and the honey we harvest has been formed from our blood

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


my motorcycle idles at 6mph and that's how fast i can ride because it ain't got no diploma and no job prospects and no hobbies neither

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