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"I just left monica" said chandler. "why" asked joey. "you were too good together". "because im a tranny, im a girl inside, and all girl are attracted to you joey" chandler whispered. "good enough for me!" yelled joey as they walked to the foosball table, erections visible
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if you play foos with a boner, does that count as doubles?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 09:20 |
yeah if its your best friend from high school Boner Jackomelli
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Just then, Marcel, Ross’s beloved Capuchin monkey, leapt from beneath the Foosball table and seized Chandler’s boner. A surprised yelp turned into a scream of agony as the rabid money began to rip and tear at Chandler’s penis and testicles.
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Across the hall, Rachel was comforting a distraught Monica. "I just don't understand what went wrong, Rach," Monica moaned. "Well," Rachel asked, "Did he mention any reasons...things that might have changed?" Monica shook her head emphatically. "Well, he said I'd turned into a critical, shrill harpy she-devil, but I corrected him." She stood up. "I said, 'Listen, mister! I have ALWAYS be unlikeable and neurotic. Frankly I'm surprised it took you this long to realize. What, were you on drugs? -- Rachel's suddenly cleared her throat, breaking Monica's focus. "What? asked Monica. Rachel cleared her throat again louder and widened her eyes. "Ohh, right. He was on all those pills, I forgot," Monica said and sat back down. The they heard a high-pitched monkey screech and even though Marcel was gone long, long before Monica and Chanler had gotten together, in that instant Rachel and Monica knew exactly whose screech that was: It was Marcel, back to finish the job... Racel and Monica looked across the alley into Ross's apartment and saw he was already sharpening a collection of knives. There was work to be done.
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"poo poo," he said shittily.
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Six thousand miles east and one hundred years in the past, a father of five sat down in the uncompromising Siberian cold for his last meal.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 11:59 |
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keep em comin guys
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:29 |
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The one where Chandler discovers tumblr
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:38 |
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"hey guys, what's up? just popped the pizza bagels in the oven!" chandler says as he stands up from looking into the oven. his eyes raise and meet ross', who looks at him with mournful eyes. behind him, monica and rachel stand emotionless, staring at the shag rug that was put down a couple days ago. "what's wrong? did i mess up taco night again?" he laughs, attempting to avoid whatever is affecting the rest of the group. ross pulls out a seat at the dinner table and sighs heavily, folding his hands and twiddling his thumbs. he pauses for a moment, then looks back up at chandler. "you never watched friends dude. you don't even know the characters. you're just writing this story with some names that sound familiar. you loving hack."
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 00:09 |
the magna-rounds slammed straight into john space's ablative armor, sending chunks of molten metal and ceramic flying. he spun around and quickly put two shots from his trusty laspistol into the assailant, an alien clad in some sort of cybernetic gimp outfit.
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"This story makes no sense," she thought, furiously shoving a fistful of apple crisps into her mouth.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 00:22 |
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Chandler kisses Monica passionately, tonguing her uvula, taking advantage of the hypnotist sessions he paid for to subdue her gag reflex. "Ugh Monica your mouth tastes like cum". Monica giggles, "haha I know your dad is town stud, lol".
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Phoebe kicks open the door. "Chandler's dad is a woman and was played by Kathleen Turner!" she screams. "Haven't any of you people even SEEN this show?" She faints and is dragged away by her twin Ursula.
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Ursula, Niles witchy ex, is seen on camera for the first time. "good god Niles," Frasier, the popular radio psychiatrist in Seattle says. "What is that witchy woman doing here?" Elaine comes in from the kitchen and screams "that's my song!"
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 01:35 |
"oh poo poo!" screamed john as an alien gimp-walker sauntered up on the street, cracking the gravisphalt with each step. it turned its dildozers to take aim at the space marine, who grinned, unbuckled his space pants and shouted, "give it all ya got you big pansy!"
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"There's no answer to the Jewish question!" Chandler screams clutching his head. "They will always win, and not even Hitler can help me now..." he sobs.
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