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Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


I have to admit, some of them are quite good at getting my attention, like this:

But seriously, it feels like every other ad is from that stupid clickbait site. It must be some big bucks they are spending here, right?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Wow who cares you fuckin' retard.

Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish
Aug 3, 2012
How much were you paid to make this thread, shill?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i feel like spiteful jokes about nerds on internet forums are a serious glass house scenario, and when you're a fat bearded guy who pays the rent with scribbles that's a real rough place to be.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I do like 99.5% of my posting through awful app so are those top ads or bottom ads?

Bottom ads are thirty bucks a pop

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

A goon-approved imgur clone WITHOUT racism you say

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Another misleading one

Whoever makes those has some kind of talent.

But the site itself is like someone combined the worst parts of reddit and imgur.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


how does aggrogator make money

every time an ad gets me i just write a bunch of disgusting things on their picture comments

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i feel like spiteful jokes about nerds on internet forums are a serious glass house scenario, and when you're a fat bearded guy who pays the rent with scribbles that's a real rough place to be.

who told you my weight or what kind of facial hair i have

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
the first time I fell for one of those I was confused if it was a spam site straight out of 1998 or what

I generally trust the banners on the bottom more, I mean it's goon content, I could be losing weight or if I'm really lucky finding a helldump link to some poor schmucks life's trainwreck

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
or a resume, I think that covers literally all the bases

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
more than they're paying you OP! lol

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
that site is truly something awful

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

that site is truly something awful

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
goons mad about ads itt

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
maybe if you bought ad free you wouldn't see them?? better yet if you were banned, you also wouldn't see them

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
It pays the bills lol!!

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
I accidentally clicked on the lesbian mouth swap food ad.

Was disappoint

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Onkel Hedwig posted:

I have to admit, some of them are quite good at getting my attention, like this:

But seriously, it feels like every other ad is from that stupid clickbait site. It must be some big bucks they are spending here, right?

They pay $29.95 per month per ad slot. Not sure why you needed to post this, the answer is pretty easy to find.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm surprised they make enough money on that site to buy five or so ads a month, especially since the site itself looks pretty terrible.

At least they're kinda clever though, there's definitely been poo poo ads in the past.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
If you ever see any ads on any website you're probably someone's grandpa because you have no idea what you're doing.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm an aggro baiter

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
lol if you see any ads anywhere, ever

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



aggro gator ads are the best original content on SA

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/ad-banner.php

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





The Goatfather posted:

aggro gator ads are the best original content on SA

The site itself should just be the ads.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Salt Fish posted:

If you ever see any ads on any website you're probably someone's grandpa because you have no idea what you're doing.

I allow SA ads cos they used to be funny. And the aggro gator ones are funny from time to time.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax the Jew who should be named "high tax" takes my money and yours , bans me and many of you for exposing his Jew ways and takes our money again. When you people gonna retaliate against the true enemy the Jew for chists sake?

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
$30, OP.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
why does it matter?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Lowtax the Jew who should be named "high tax" takes my money and yours , bans me and many of you for exposing his Jew ways and takes our money again. When you people gonna retaliate against the true enemy the Jew for chists sake?



your gimmick is old

show us your nips, you crazy disabled neonazi on welfare

That Robot fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Feb 7, 2016

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

your gimmick is old

show us your nips, you crazy disabled neonazi on welfare

I told you my nips are pinky brown.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Aggro gator is like boing boing and imgur had a retarded butt baby

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Tramadol Junkie posted:

I told you my nips are pinky brown.

show us a picture

for all we know you're not the self-styled wheelchair welfare neofascist, but a fat man of african descent doing a bit.

or are you even ... a jew?

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

show us a picture

for all we know you're not the self-styled wheelchair welfare neofascist, but a fat man of african descent doing a bit.

or are you even ... a jew?

WTf dont insult me with such allegations.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Rasmussen posted:

Wow who cares you fuckin' retard.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Congrats on the worst thing ever

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Your ad will be put in the "rotation", lol I wonder how many that is and how they monitor how many times it was displayed. Because I loving care ok

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Darth123123 posted:

Your ad will be put in the "rotation", lol I wonder how many that is and how they monitor how many times it was displayed. Because I loving care ok
http://forums.somethingawful.com/adlist.php

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ADBOT LOVES YOU

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Tramadol Junkie posted:

WTf dont insult me with such allegations.

some of your posting does sound very jewish

did your knob get sliced when you were a babby?

how do we know you're not a hebrew?

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