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It is 3:26 am and I just woke up from a dream where I ran a touchless butcher shop. It was called The Touchless Butcher Shop and by touchless I mean that I couldn't touch any of the meat. I don't know why. I just couldn't. I had numerous contraptions set up all over the place which would cut and handle the meat for me. So some guy would come in and ask for, say, a cut of beef, and I'd hook my arms and legs up to a pulley system attached to a small guillotine and when I moved around it would slice pieces of this big side of beef. It took a really long time to do all this. For some reason there was a lineup for ages maybe I was the only butcher shop in town I don't know. I had another thing like a claw machine that would pick up and wrap up the beef with little levers I controlled but I didn't get that far in the dream. I had a hard enough time with the slicing and basically frustrated myself awake. I'm pretty groggy and all I have is this dot grid paper so I drew a diagram of what the beef slicing process looked like
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 09:35 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:57 |
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i think you've struck gold
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 09:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LGh7p23_I4
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 09:37 |
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I think I would go to that butcher just to watch the person dance like an insane puppet to slice and package my meat. It would be worth whatever markup was needed.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 09:40 |
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sometimes i wake up in a sweat and think ' i wish i was part of the yugioh community' but i eat some pills and manage to rest
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 10:41 |
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there are 50 genders. only 50 though.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 11:24 |
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mdm posted:there are 50 genders. only 50 though. reported this post to tumblr* just warning you i find it problematic * Tumblr@yahoo.com re: offensive internet post and the body is a link to this thread
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 11:29 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:I think I would go to that butcher just to watch the person dance like an insane puppet to slice and package my meat. It would be worth whatever markup was needed. In the dream it was super frustrating but it also felt like I was doing the right thing, a very hard way to feel
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 17:57 |
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symbolic posted:i think you've struck gold no, this is just how halal butchers work
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:00 |
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Sex In reality you just put your penis in the vagina, but in my world you have to go through all this foreplay and kissing and sexy-talk bullshit. It is very complicated.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:09 |
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Where's the kickstarter page, op?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:10 |
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I had a dream last night were I was being chased by a huge bear so I jumped in a pool and dragged one of those pool cover tarps in with me. Then the bear jumped in with me but I set it up were he jumped on the tarp in the deep end so he sunk to the bottom wrapped in the tarp and I watched him Drown...
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:32 |
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The bear also bled alot which I doubt happens while drowning in real life.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:44 |
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ScorpioMajesty posted:The bear also bled alot which I doubt happens while drowning in real life. Was it like this because I feel it was
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:45 |
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Yes... You have successfully captured the horror of my dream.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:49 |
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Part of Everything posted:Was it like this because I feel it was
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:50 |
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Also I really like your style of drawing it's very unique.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:50 |
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i often dream i am a touchless nba basketball player. by moving my body in just such a way i can disarm opponents, intercept passes and score points while never actually touching the ball with any part of my body except my penis
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:53 |
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Is that cause your penis is untouchable irl
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:14 |
the beef is a metaphor for the dicks that you are never allowed to touch, because you are still in denial about your homosexuality and anyway your family would never allow it I've got a doctorate in dreamology so this is like 99% accurate
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:17 |
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Part of Everything posted:Was it like this because I feel it was why did you erase the legs and draw new ones I like the old legs
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:26 |
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You really put the rube in Rube Goldberg
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:11 |
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BigwigML posted:why did you erase the legs and draw new ones Upon reflection I also like the old legs. Sorry
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 00:48 |
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I'm pretty sure that bear is just having it's period...
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 00:53 |
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crooks5001 posted:I'm pretty sure that bear is just having it's period... when a bear is having its period does it attract other bears does it trigger a bear block party and everyone brings a 6 pack and dishes in tupperware and one of the bears busts out a boombox and bumps lil wayne
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 01:10 |
MiracleWhale posted:when a bear is having its period does it attract other bears bears lay eggs in caves
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 01:16 |
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Seems legit
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:41 |
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Cause like, who can't get a blowjob, am i right bro? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdMDNyNjzTo
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:50 |
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Thread officially made more complicated than it needed to be.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:53 |
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When op's parents had op
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:56 |
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I also had a strange dream. I dreamt I was taking a walk in Alaska and a moose chased me into a barn and murdered me with its antlers.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:57 |
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ChrisHansen posted:I also had a strange dream. I dreamt I was taking a walk in Alaska and a moose chased me into a barn and murdered me with its antlers. Chances are you had it coming Part of Everything fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Feb 8, 2016 |
# ? Feb 8, 2016 07:28 |
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This morning I dreamed that I was at a "murder party" for rich people at some billionaire's mansion. Not a murder mystery party but like, all these rich people were having a dinner party and after cocktails they were going to turn out all the lights in the mansion and go all Hunger Games on each other. Or like, a reverse Purge. I remember there was this jovial Black guy who was kind of heavyset. He was huffing and puffing getting up the stairs in the front hall and he was joking to the guy next to him "the Black guy always dies first at these things. Look at me, the party hasn't even started yet and I'm about to drop dead of a heart attack, hahaha!" Everyone thought it was really funny except me who thought it was kind of macabre because dude was probably going to get murdered. Anyway I spent most of the dream trying to escape the house before the killing spree started, but it was no easy task because the house and grounds were booby trapped to prevent anyone who chickened out from getting away.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 12:40 |
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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 13:15 |
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Part of Everything posted:Was it like this because I feel it was This isn't drawn on graph paper sounds like you're F U L L O F S H I T
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 13:39 |
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Nation posted:bears lay eggs in caves I know
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:42 |
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Eggsucker posted:Cause like, who can't get a blowjob, am i right bro? Lol that video was much funnier than I thought it would be.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 06:02 |
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I had a dream once. I was playing poker with a group of horses. Anytime I lost a hand one would sit on me as one of them bit me on the chest.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:09 |
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I have dreams where I run around on all fours mauling people like I guess a werewolf? Or something, years and years of recurring dreams. It all has a kind of pg13 cartoony quality thougj
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