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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
ive always been curiousu about this. I used to not like it but now i do. Whats up with that?facefcking makes sense it is like a natural progression but howd we go from ejac in the asss or puss being good to doing it on the face (arguably even bet)

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
since i met ur mom op

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Well, the ejac has been sitting in 98.6 degree balls, so it will be pretty hot when coming out.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
sorry op i don't waste my precious fluids like a retard. i save it in jars.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Honestly I was never into it. I like when she's contained it without my prompting. That's hot.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
did porn make it popular or is it in porn because it was already popular

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
It was an accident, they were actually searching for new shipping routes.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ask your mom OP. Although I guess there was at least one load she wasn't smart enough to just swallow.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I don't know op, maybe I guess? Hope this helps

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its a way for a "man" to ejaculate. female women should smear grease on their faces and then punch the guy in the balls imo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i mean "your mom" as is the custom

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Isn't it because dudes watch so much porn they can't ejac without wacking themselves off?

I'll write a peer reviewed paper brb

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



dad gay. so what posted:

i mean "your mom" as is the custom

mine? :(

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i like to degrade women by exposing them to humiliating substances related to my body, like when i cum on their face or piss on their face or get real sweaty and wipe it off on their good bathroom towel, they one they shower in

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

no, your mom is a fine and decent human being.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
lol if you let a woman touch you and steal your essence

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Black women who aren't fat are pretty hot.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Before they came up with that move, porn directors didn't know how to end a scene. Most films were about 9 hours long and only finished when the actors' dry, withered genitals caught fire from friction and they burned alive.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


yeah your mom is fine and decent, alright. hubba hubba

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Joust posted:

Before they came up with that move, porn directors didn't know how to end a scene. Most films were about 9 hours long and only finished when the actors' dry, withered genitals caught fire from friction and they burned alive.

they could always just cum in the woman's butt and have her poo poo out the cum in a bowl, you know, the old fashioned way. like grandma used to do

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Doctor Dogballs posted:

they could always just cum in the woman's butt and have her poo poo out the cum in a bowl, you know, the old fashioned way. like grandma used to do

id like to talk to dr. dogballs jr. about this. we are having an affair

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k

Joust posted:

Before they came up with that move, porn directors didn't know how to end a scene. Most films were about 9 hours long and only finished when the actors' dry, withered genitals caught fire from friction and they burned alive.

rip:911:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



the best porn always ends when the bottom starts bleeding imo

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
it's natural, op

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
i read the entire wikipedia article on facials

summary:
  • marquis de sade wrote about it, so it's been around
  • it got popular in the 20th century because women didn't trust birth control, or because aids or something
  • it's cool because it means the sex is over
  • wait no actually it's degrading and a way of projecting dominance onto all the beautiful women you hate because you'll never gently caress
  • wait no actually men are ashamed of their cum and feel completed by somebody happily accepting it
  • wait no actually people just project whatever meaning they want onto it and there are no universal rules

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


dad gay. so what posted:

id like to talk to dr. dogballs jr. about this. we are having an affair

thats none of my bees' wax

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

mng posted:

it's natural, op



Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
It makes your mom less ugly rather than more hot, OP

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i almost ejac'ed my almost face laying on bottom after a successful pull out, i heard it hit the pillow on my right side

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
There was bukake and then there was solo bukake i guess

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Maybe it was Maybelline

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I'm pretty sure it's always been hot for at least one party in the transaction.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Maybe it was Maybelline

nah she was born with cum on her face

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Because demeaning women is erotic as gently caress

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Facials are already on their way out OP get with the times

Now instead of cum it is farts and instead of their faces it is mine

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

final2percent posted:

Facials are already on their way out OP get with the times

Now instead of cum it is farts and instead of their faces it is mine

cumfarts?

Dr. Gene Dango MD
May 20, 2010

Fuck them other cats I'm running with my own wolfpack

Keep fronting like youse a thug and get ya dome pushed back

vyst posted:

Because demeaning women is erotic as gently caress
Hey man, women can degrade men with hot loads too.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Dont know OP. I am not a human being.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

dude thats my sister

not cool

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