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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Super Bowl Sunday
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Good job Lady

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
What a terrible anthem. Gotta love the fake tears, the cheesy outfit, the horrible hair and the smaller than usual flag.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

rear end cobra posted:

Good job Lady
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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Lady Gaga, still ugly. Should have just focused on her rear end the whole time, at least that would have been entertaining.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This is so ridiculous and stupid, I love it!

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

VendaGoat posted:

I'd bang Gaga.

There :colbert: I said it.

Ur high on her list

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B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Gaga and I are rocking the same doo.

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Lady Gaga is attrac=ive and hot

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
[bane] that's a lovely voice

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
No she isn't. She's ugly as gently caress.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
everyone shut the gently caress up. The game is about to start

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Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Props to Gaga for at least going nice and restrained with the anthem.

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

everyone shut the gently caress up. The game is about to start

We don't care la la la la la

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Hawaii Five O Colplay cobranding because sure why not

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

 tails is the call

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Maldoror posted:

We don't care la la la la la

I don't either, but is better than soccer

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

 need to addmore coin tosses into football somehow

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CountingCrows
Apr 17, 2001
 can someone explain that heads and tails game they just played

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
I wish for gay sex on the field

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B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Hopefully someone oil checks Manning.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I kinda need to poop. Should I go during the game or the commercials? Tough decision.

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

CountingCrows posted:

can someone explain that heads and tails game they just played

that is to determine who gives and who receives

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Football should just be a sex orgy

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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Jeff Goldblum can't even play piano without that "ahhuh-huh-heh" thing.

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Jesus, my Lord and Savior, please return by the end of the 3rd quarter so Cam and Peyton can both be interned in Purgatory for 1000 years and neither one will win this game.

TIA

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

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www
Aug 4, 2010

 watching the super bowl on the BBC is a unique experience. with no ads theres a lot of dead air to fill

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stump collector
May 28, 2007

bradzilla posted:

gonna smoke super bowls all day :chord:

hehe

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
can't wait for some organization to claim that premature births aren't fit for comedy and then boycott doritos

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I would bang Lady Gaga, as I have low standards.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Wtf was that old man audi commercial?

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
 Puppy
Monkey
Baby

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Waltzing Along posted:

What a terrible anthem. Gotta love the fake tears, the cheesy outfit, the horrible hair and the smaller than usual flag.

I dunno, she looked really windswept, aerodynamic. Good job future lady.

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Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK
I'm taking a dump then going to work. I'd rather be playing old rear end computer games but they don't pay bills.

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
 Lady Gaga looked very presidential in that pant suit.

I'm glad she can pull that off.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/696484054401568770

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/696484054401568770

Lol

Home theaters is the dumbest rich person thing

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Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
lol you can get penalised for taunting another player apparently

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015

malal posted:

try to figure out why my wife is mad at me.

eat that puss retard

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Fanatic posted:

lol you can get penalised for taunting another player apparently

No
Fun
League

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