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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hmm, I think CBS might be full of poo poo. Big Bang Theory is TV's #1 comedy and Life in Pieces is TV's #1 new comedy? TV comedy must be pretty pathetic these days.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It is.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The kick man, who only has one job (and it is kicking), missed the kick.

He probably feels bad.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


goatface posted:

The kick man, who only has one job (and it is kicking), missed the kick.

He probably feels bad.

He's still gonna get paid a stupid amount of money to kick a couple balls during the big game :D.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
More butt medicine commercials... and a side effect list larger than the Super Bowl.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Another commercial about making GBS threads.

Pooper Bowl.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
what happens when you take the constipation drug and the diarrhea drug at the same time?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Hello, I am your anthropomorphic intestines about to diarrhea.

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Yay more poop commercials.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Stex T posted:

what happens when you take the constipation drug and the diarrhea drug at the same time?

You really really need to poo poo but can't until it explodes out of you like a rocket blast and you sandblast your bathroom floor.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Poop Commercial? What a coincidence!

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

Stex T posted:

what happens when you take the constipation drug and the diarrhea drug at the same time?

Please try, record and upload to Youtube... For goon science and well being.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Was the another Budweiser dog commercial? I liked those commercials because dogs are awesome.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
FitBit Blaze... is that some kinda stoner version?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


goatface posted:

You really really need to poo poo but can't until it explodes out of you like a rocket blast and you sandblast your bathroom floor.

This is what happens.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Three Olives posted:

Was the another Budweiser dog commercial? I liked those commercials because dogs are awesome.

no, but there was one with amy schumer, so close enough

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Three Olives posted:

Was the another Budweiser dog commercial? I liked those commercials because dogs are awesome.

There was a dorito dog commercial. Apparently all dogs want is some of the dorito dust

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Uxzuigal posted:

FitBit Blaze... is that some kinda stoner version?

Pot, the zero calorie alternative to booze.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

those wienerdogs want dat catsup!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Stex T posted:

what happens when you take the constipation drug and the diarrhea drug at the same time?

a portal opens to the nightmare realms through your rear end in a top hat

didn't you play doom 2

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Shameful Budweiser commercial.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
Those poop commercials are making me constepated. Subliminal poop blockage. Just so they can sell diarrhea in pill form.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Stay hydrated.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
War Eagle

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Darth123123 posted:

Cam newton is a v large black man for a qb. He prolly cucked my wife

Someone is editing my posts. I'd like lowtax to tell me what's going on.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
SUper Bowl makes people gently caress!

gently caress YOU FUCKS! gently caress!


Why isn't this a Trojan commercial?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They should make the players take the pills they market in the ads.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


goatface posted:

They should make the players take the pills they market in the ads.

their pants did look stained and I'm not sure it all came from the grass

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

ive been watching this game for 3 hours and there hasnt been any dabbing. not one dab.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
I would feel somewhat uncomfortable to sing a choir song about my parents loving

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
Hearts are always in the right place at Gates...

Thank god, I hate it when I forget my heart in the microwave.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

I think they just booted norm from his kfc job ..

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


sanders back is covered in baby diarrhea

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Last Chance posted:

I think they just booted norm from his kfc job ..

It's not like he was the real Colonel Sanders anyway

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Darth123123 posted:

Someone is editing my posts. I'd like lowtax to tell me what's going on.

You said a banned word because you're a goddamn idiot like it says.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Uxzuigal posted:

Thank god, I hate it when I forget my heart in the microwave.

Don't microwave heart.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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Also, I'm the Blowjob ref.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

goatface posted:

Don't microwave heart.

Doesn't say anywhere in the instructions. I will sue them.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Especially don't microwave heart if you have a pacemaker.

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Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

goatface posted:

Especially don't microwave heart if you have a pacemaker.

Don't give the terrorists new ideas..

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