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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
go to google maps, and centre the view on your house. now type 'mcdonalds' and keep zooming out.


crazy huh?

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Look at poo poo thread Criss Angel here to gently caress you right in the brain stem with some google map tips. Get ready ya rear end in a top hat it's gonna be a mind freak

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

The Walrus posted:

go to google maps, and centre the view on your house. now type 'mcdonalds' and keep zooming out.


crazy huh?

Mind not blown.

There is a McDs that's been there forever in town. Zoom out, next McDs is in the next main town about 60 miles away....

I don't get it.

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
the grip of big burger on our society. good god.

don't get me started on big pharma now hoo hoo i tell you hwat

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
David Blaine sliding a card he asked you to pick earlier out of the tip of his penis neatly rolled and upon unfurling it's goatse and was goatse the whole time.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I DON'T HAVE A HOUSE...

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I assume this only works in the US.

Another mind blowing fact: Obama is NOT a Muslim.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Nah

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
anyone at least vaguely aware of the reality they've lived their entire lives in would not have their mind blown by the number of fast food restaurants around

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Hey OP, go to google maps, and centre the view on your house. Now type 'girls who want to gently caress me' and post the result.

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Hey OP, go to Google maps and center on your cave dwelling. Type in showers and then zoom out because you stink like poo poo and should be shot into outer space

SilkyP fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Feb 7, 2016

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I'm Makdonalds, Kafe, OOO

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
OP used the wrong Attention tag IMO.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Yeah im sure that's maybe impressive if you live in a city but I live in a shack in the woods and there is exactly one McDonalds within 10 miles.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
It's like one of those scenes in a zombie movie where they project how the virus will spread and the computer screen eventually goes completely red...









It's the Bugerpocalypse!

Feedback Agency
Apr 23, 2014

wow mind blown op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'd rather you blow my dick Op. :smug:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Closest mcdonalds to me is 5.2 miles away

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I wish you would use Google to locate a gun to kill yourself with.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
also works with sex offenders op

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
so?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Help it's not working for me

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

what the gently caress!?? theres mcdonalds everywhere :wth:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Goondolences (assuming this is where you live). Thought I lived in the middle of nowhere.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This is an actual cyber stalk thread. Hth

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Darth123123 posted:

This is an actual cyber stalk thread. Hth

Noooooooooooooooooooo, Really?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
If you guys are good, I'll make a Hyperlapse video of me going to mcdonalds. So I can order a mcdouble and a small fry.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I permit you to blow it out your rear end.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
I formally request my minute back.

I am prepared to accept instalments.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The Walrus posted:

go to google maps, and centre the view on your house. now type 'mcdonalds' and keep zooming out.


crazy huh?

nah

go do more drugs you stupid bitch

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
The only buisness in 30km of me sells beer and smokes mainly

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
oh look the closest mcdonalds is 2,500 kms away

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
im scared op what do I do??

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

OP posted:

Dude i'm about to B L O W Y O U R M I N D. Look at a map.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Holy poo poo that just turned my house into a mcdonalds OP what the gently caress now i gotta work here or they'll throw me out!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Ork of Fiction posted:

Holy poo poo that just turned my house into a mcdonalds OP what the gently caress now i gotta work here or they'll throw me out!

lol ya u weren't already working there ya lol whoops op's fault i guess ya ok

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

just found out i live in a mcdonalds, thanks OP

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
our glorious leader would never allow such a disgusting restaurant to blight our lands



(do they serve rat?? i could go for some rat right now)

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Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

I'd rather you blow my dick Op. :smug:

The only reason I clicked in this link was to write exactly this. Curse you, VendaGoat!

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