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For example perhaps you like to call out awkward situations with a "danger zone!!" like in Archer, or say "Lisa needs braces" if anyone mentions their employer's dental plan? What ones do you do?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:40 |
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whenever i go to mcdonalds i tell em "i'd buy that for a dollar!" and they have to explain to me that the mcdouble isnt $1 anymore despite being on the so-called "Dollar" menu.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:41 |
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instead of saying goodbye i walk away, turn, and go 'oh...and may the force be with you'
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 19:39 |
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i try to say the n-word at work around my coworkers at least once a day
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 19:40 |
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i come home from a job i hate and watch tv, sort of like al bundy i guess.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 19:45 |
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Most people are aware of pop culture references. That's what defines them as such. This thread is as boring as going to the library.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 19:48 |
sometimes I'll sarcastically tell someone 'I'd buy that for a dollar' when they show me something retarded that they just bought but even though I'd assume people most people have seen robocop it has gone by unnoticed many times. Maybe i need to sell it a bit more.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 19:52 |
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When something goes wrong at work, I always tell that person, "turn mistakes into miracles "
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 19:52 |
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One time a "masseuse" asked me if I was a cop and I replied, "Nah, nah, I just have short hair" from the Wes Anderson blockbuster Bottle Rocket. https://youtu.be/v509eeeHx1w
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:00 |
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i open doors to random rooms and tell the occupants "i just want to tell you good luck. we're all counting on you." and then leave
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:02 |
VectorSigma posted:i open doors to random rooms and tell the occupants "i just want to tell you good luck. we're all counting on you." and then leave This is dope. I hope you really do do this. I might start doing it, it's awesome.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:05 |
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Jim Barris posted:This is dope. I hope you really do do this. I might start doing it, it's awesome. Jim, do you like movies about gladiators?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:09 |
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I talk about ALF constantly.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:11 |
autoaim.cfg posted:Jim, do you like movies about gladiators?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:14 |
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dreezy posted:whenever i go to mcdonalds i tell em "i'd buy that for a dollar!" and they have to explain to me that the mcdouble isnt $1 anymore despite being on the so-called "Dollar" menu. It was a better time when the McDouble was on the dollar menu and you happened to be in a state with no sales tax
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:22 |
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Whenever I meet someone from Baltimore I repeatedly ask them if they've watched The Wire.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:23 |
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Bob James posted:I talk about ALF constantly.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:23 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Most people are aware of pop culture references. That's what defines them as such. This thread is as boring as going to the library. The library is fun though!
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:25 |
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i talk about the backstory of logh as though it was real history and no one knows the difference
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:39 |
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les fleurs du mall posted:The library is fun though! It is indeed. This thread is fun.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:41 |
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I talk about wanting to try "fancy tuna" sometimes when we get sushi. if anyone gets this reference you are probably as terrible and gay as me, it's a great filter.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:18 |
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whenever someone asks "are you x?" i like to reply "no i'm a night watchman" because of the vaudeville duo Smith and Dale:quote:SMITH: I can't sleep at night. I walk around all night. all the other Gen Zers know 1920s vaudeville acts so i'm incredibly hip
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:24 |
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Lots of catchphrases from the hit TV show Big Bang Theory
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:27 |
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yeah, rip I just say that upon hearing any news, good or bad
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:32 |
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if it bleeds we can kill it
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:34 |
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VectorSigma posted:i open doors to random rooms and tell the occupants "i just want to tell you good luck. we're all counting on you." and then leave this but with bathroom stalls at the office
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:49 |
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Jim Barris posted:sometimes I'll sarcastically tell someone 'I'd buy that for a dollar' when they show me something retarded that they just bought but even though I'd assume people most people have seen robocop it has gone by unnoticed many times. Maybe i need to sell it a bit more. nice av you barf bag
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:54 |
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I'm told I quote George Castanza more than I realize
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:56 |
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i unintentionally say "dangit!" exactly like hank hill
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:00 |
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I like to reference the memes I remember from 2007-8. I'm charging my laser! Haha X for the X God is a good one too. Or throne. Stuff I saw on ytmnd around that time too. Darth Vader saying noooooooooo, I believe you have my stapler. Man what times those were.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:06 |
Hitler's rant from the end of Der Untergang, where I hold up my own series of cards like Bob Dylan in Don't Look Back to act as contextually-relevant subtitles for around 3 minutes of sustained anger, frustration, and eventual capitulation to the situation I find myself in.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:14 |
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*tugs collar uncomfortably*
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:17 |
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amityville anus posted:i try to say the n-word at work around my coworkers at least once a day not sure what show you are referencing here
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:21 |
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sweet sassy molassy " - sipping the first cup of coffee
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:08 |
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Ben Murphy posted:not sure what show you are referencing here Kunta Kinte!
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:11 |
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Does the bible count?
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:12 |
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Instead of "goodbye" I say "Be seeing you" and give the pennyfarthing salute from The Prisoner.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:14 |
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I say a lot of big Lebowski references all the time. "Watch it man there's a beverage here!" "That's just like, your opinion man."
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:16 |
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Whenever I receive an answer I don't like, I sob "that's not true, that's impossible!" in my best Mark Hamill impression.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:20 |
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BAZINGA!
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