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Kuato posted:i come home from a job i hate and watch tv, sort of like al bundy i guess. you ain't al bundy til you got a firm grip on both your testicles over your underwear
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I look exactly like Quagmire from Family Guy IRL so my whole face is a 24/7 pop culture reference.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:31
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preferably ones that irreparably diminish my social standing with everyone involved
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Feb 8, 2016 18:35
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Applewhite posted:I look exactly like Quagmire from Family Guy IRL so my whole face is a 24/7 pop culture reference. this explains a lot about you
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Feb 8, 2016 18:35
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nomadologique posted:this explains a lot about you Giggity.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:40
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i do not converse irl i just quote the entirey of the anarcho syndacalist commune scene from holy grail i do all the parts and the voiecs and stuff too
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Feb 8, 2016 18:41
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Kuato posted:"That's just like, your opinion man."
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Feb 8, 2016 18:47
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I'm basically Archer IRL. Except him being ripped, cool, idolised by every dude, and wanted by every girl. But otherwise, I'm totally like him.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:51
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Whenever I go to see a tightrope act in the public square I nudge the guy next to me and tell him about the Overman.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:52
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if you don't use "thats a shame" constantly i dunno bout you
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Feb 8, 2016 18:53
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I like to ask various businesses about their spaghetti policy.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:59
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Whenever I catch someone eating a meatball sub I exclaim "That's-a spicy meat-a-ball-a!" like Jim Carrey from The Mask.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:10
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Any time I'm telling someone not to mess with something or to be careful when using or handling it I can't keep myself from taking on the tone of a stern Roma woman as I follow up with "because it has something you don't have , Max.... It has a PHILOSOPHY, and that's what makes it dangerous"
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Feb 8, 2016 19:13
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I speak in the voice of Spongebob Square pants all day at work.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:15
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Libelous Slander posted:I like to ask various businesses about their spaghetti policy. This is just part of being a good citizen
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Feb 8, 2016 19:15
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I can't say 'See ya' without hearing all the people abandoning Randy Marsh after he loses all his money in that boy band south park, so I probably say 'see ya' in a weird way without fully realizing it.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:15
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When I meet people for the first time, I usually ask them which character from the 90's hit show "Friends" they feel is most like themselves. Could there BE any better icebreaker?
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Feb 8, 2016 19:16
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When I call someone or something "gay" I quickly add "not that there's anything wrong with that."
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Feb 8, 2016 19:19
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Sometimes when someone says a song lyric unintentionally I just continue the lyrics with neutral speech. For whatever reason it's usually a rap song. Probably because they have entertaining lyrics that you actually listen to unlike most pop or other songs.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:20
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I can't fire a gun without firing it to the tune of "I am the warrior" and pulling the trigger on the "bang bang" parts.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:22
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Mad Monk posted:I speak in the voice of Spongebob Square pants all day at work.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:22
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"I like to watch popular American sports such as American football, on the television, and also in person at the sports stadium field. I also like good TV mini series like sex on the city lol u wanna get a macchiato together
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Feb 8, 2016 19:23
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Sometimes when someone says a song lyric unintentionally I just continue the lyrics with neutral speech. For whatever reason it's usually a Megadeth song. Probably because they have entertaining lyrics that you actually listen to unlike most pop or other songs.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:25
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I enjoy saying "F-fingerbang that little turd" to guys I lured into my bedroom. For some reason, most of them don't seem to get the reference. 
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Feb 8, 2016 19:25
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I once said "Be free Blue Tarp Ghost" at a militia funeral. Didn't go down too well. I guess it wasn't "politically correct" enough for the crowd there. 
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Feb 8, 2016 19:28
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dpush posted:Sometimes when someone says a song lyric unintentionally I just continue the lyrics with neutral speech. For whatever reason it's usually a Megadeth song. Probably because they have entertaining lyrics that you actually listen to unlike most pop or other songs. 
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Feb 8, 2016 19:28
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I sometimes answer questions with "Ahnoooooooooooooooooo." and "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!" like Frank Nelson.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:31
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When I'm at the cinema, I constantly talk over the movie and imagine that the people watching it with me are robots. Apparently, most cinema goers aren't MST3K fans.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:33
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dpush posted:Sometimes when someone says a song lyric unintentionally I just continue the lyrics with neutral speech. For whatever reason it's usually a Megadeth song. Probably because they have entertaining lyrics that you actually listen to unlike most pop or other songs. I forgot how boring megadeath songs are drat. Khorne fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Feb 8, 2016 |
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Feb 8, 2016 19:39
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CharlestonJew posted:yeah, rip nomadologique posted:preferably ones that irreparably diminish my social standing with everyone involved Dr. Tim Whatley posted:if you don't use "thats a shame" constantly i dunno bout you A lot of Seinfeld references but mine are so loving specific and obscure. Except for winners like These pretzels are making me thirsty
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Feb 8, 2016 19:42
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"I guess it's time to... Stab you in the face with lasers!" is my go to non-sequiter.
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Feb 8, 2016 20:05
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We're the Manchester United fan club... from Ohio...
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Feb 8, 2016 20:08
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Whenever I see my jerk boss coming down the aisle between the cubicles, I murmur to myself "by the pricking of my thumbs, something douchey this way comes" to nobody. Then I smirk an chuckle to myself at how funny it would have been if someone heard me.
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Feb 8, 2016 20:33
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In almost any context if your can't think of a good answer or whatever just say haha remember that family guy episode where Peter hurts his knee???
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Feb 8, 2016 20:50
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*leans forward, scowling* "Bazinga."
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Feb 8, 2016 20:58
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the other day my coworker was complaining that she couldn't find her egg salad that she clearly remembered leaving in the fridge. so I said, "welp, file that one under the eggs files!" and it was at that moment that I teleported into her pussy
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Feb 8, 2016 21:22
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currently i make a reference to yesterday's super bowl game
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Feb 8, 2016 21:32
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Any time someone says "I will do it" my brain automatically thinks "I will do it nine times."
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Feb 8, 2016 21:44
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Applewhite posted:Instead of "goodbye" I say "Be seeing you" and give the pennyfarthing salute from The Prisoner. Reboot did an entire episode parodying the Prisoner.
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Applewhite posted:Whenever I see my jerk boss coming down the aisle between the cubicles, I murmur to myself "by the pricking of my thumbs, something douchey this way comes" to nobody. Then I smirk an chuckle to myself at how funny it would have been if someone heard me. That's not funny. That's not funny at all.
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