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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


And my peelows

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
My wife and her laptop. Pillows and bedding.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Pillows blankets and me. Stupid thread.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

A bunch of pillows and my laptop. There may or may not be a cat here too :iiam:

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

My side;



IPhone 4 I use as an alarm clock, bluetooth headphones, ipod, light, flashlight, various sleeping pills.


Wife's side;



Electric blanket controls, bluetooth headphones, alarm clock, Oscar the betta, various angels and owls.

When I make the bed it goes;

Mattress
Electric blanket (wife's side)
Fitted sheet
Flat sheet
Second electric blanket (wife's side)
Blanket
Fleece blanket (wife's side)
Comforter
Second Comforter folded in half sideways (wife's side)



Her side is about six inches taller than mine.

Are you like fifty years old.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
PS this is terrible thread idea

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Catte and dogge, about 6 various blankets, most of which don't go on me but around me, pillows. And my crushing loneliness.

Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

thathonkey posted:

PS this is terrible thread idea

found the named and ashamed hoarder

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My dog always sleeps loving HORIZONTALLY across the bed

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

My side;



IPhone 4 I use as an alarm clock, bluetooth headphones, ipod, light, flashlight, various sleeping pills.


Wife's side;



Electric blanket controls, bluetooth headphones, alarm clock, Oscar the betta, various angels and owls.

When I make the bed it goes;

Mattress
Electric blanket (wife's side)
Fitted sheet
Flat sheet
Second electric blanket (wife's side)
Blanket
Fleece blanket (wife's side)
Comforter
Second Comforter folded in half sideways (wife's side)



Her side is about six inches taller than mine.

Does your wife have some sort of disease?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Electric blanket (wife's side)
Second electric blanket (wife's side)

I think your wife is an Jötunn. You may want to consult Odin about this.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Heehee Hartlocks posted:

found the named and ashamed hoarder

No it is bad because everybody pretty much has the same poo poo on their bed youre not gonna get many unique answers and there is low potential for joke

Rated 2

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Like at least make it bedside table and or under the bed

Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

My dog always sleeps loving HORIZONTALLY across the bed

see dogs are cool and always have ur back so he wouldnt be doing this if he knew u are/will be getting laid

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

thathonkey posted:

there is low potential for joke


Are you kidding me? Did you even see the post from the guy with an abnormally cold wife? His wife is soooo loving cold dude.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


SHISHKABOB posted:

Are you like fifty years old.

Yes, I was an appellant law judge but retired when my oops son was born a year ago. Now I just write and publish "romance" novels.

Digital Fingers posted:

Does your wife have some sort of disease?

Well, she says she has fibromyalgia.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

My dog always sleeps loving HORIZONTALLY across the bed

Yeah no matter how many times i explain and demonstrate that you sleep long ways on a human bed my dog just doesnt get it it's so drat annoying

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
A worrying amount of blood

Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

thathonkey posted:

Yeah no matter how many times i explain and demonstrate that you sleep long ways on a human bed my dog just doesnt get it it's so drat annoying

read my last post bitchboy dicknippled hoarder

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Chill la Chill posted:

Pics of transforming sheep pillow? I can't imagine what that looks like

looks a bit like this

http://thingsfromjapan.net/fluffy-sleeping-sheep-hoodie-blanket/very-fluffy-sleeping-sheep-hoodie-blanket-p4/

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
usually just my sonic screwdriver (dildo)

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
single mattress was a wise choice for a whovian

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

The Martian, my framed diploma, a broken monitor stand, a gun holster, a heating pad, a shirt, some gloves, a remote, a few pairs of boxers i have no dignity left

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

err ahh wait CUMMY poo poo!!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Moola posted:

single mattress was a wise choice for a whovian

id kill myself but im afraid id just regenerate :sigh:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

usually just my sonic screwdriver (dildo)



It's sadder on the inside :smith:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

VendaGoat posted:

It's sadder on the inside :smith:

:lol:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

six (6) fuckin pillows, a sheet, and a comforter

I hosed up the box spring flopping down on the bed, so I turned it around to pawn the hole off on my gf, only to gently caress up the other side by flopping on it like two days later. gently caress off I'm not fat

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

My side;



IPhone 4 I use as an alarm clock, bluetooth headphones, ipod, light, flashlight, various sleeping pills.


Wife's side;



Electric blanket controls, bluetooth headphones, alarm clock, Oscar the betta, various angels and owls.

When I make the bed it goes;

Mattress
Electric blanket (wife's side)
Fitted sheet
Flat sheet
Second electric blanket (wife's side)
Blanket
Fleece blanket (wife's side)
Comforter
Second Comforter folded in half sideways (wife's side)



Her side is about six inches taller than mine.

For the record this is completely unreasonable and you might as well get I Love Lucy style separate beds or separate bedrooms. I mean seriously, whenever boyfriends stay over I can cuddle for like 30 minutes and then it's like if we aren't having sex get off me and go to your side of the bed and if you don't like the blanket/pillow/dog situation go to your own drat bed.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

dawg ur mum drippin wet stank fucken puss lmao clean this bitch up

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
paging aperture science to the thread. aperture science you are needed itt

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I had like four pillows but the dog destroyed three of them, so now I just have a monopillow

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Three Olives posted:

For the record this is completely unreasonable and you might as well get I Love Lucy style separate beds or separate bedrooms. I mean seriously, whenever boyfriends stay over I can cuddle for like 30 minutes and then it's like if we aren't having sex get off me and go to your side of the bed and if you don't like the blanket/pillow/dog situation go to your own drat bed.

I've asked about having two full beds side by side but she wouldn't go for it. Her pet rat even has its own bed and electric blanket.



I just want to add, our bedroom is 72 degrees at night. It's not like it is freezing.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



:3: :swoon:

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I've asked about having two full beds side by side but she wouldn't go for it. Her pet rat even has its own bed and electric blanket.



I just want to add, our bedroom is 72 degrees at night. It's not like it is freezing.

Awww, yeah chis get cold so easily

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
A cat that demands half of the space available

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

angerbeet posted:

A cat that demands half of the space available

angerbeet change your av already jesus crhist

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I've asked about having two full beds side by side but she wouldn't go for it. Her pet rat even has its own bed and electric blanket.



I just want to add, our bedroom is 72 degrees at night. It's not like it is freezing.

Have you considered your wife if a member of the undead?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I've asked about having two full beds side by side but she wouldn't go for it. Her pet rat even has its own bed and electric blanket.



I just want to add, our bedroom is 72 degrees at night. It's not like it is freezing.

i didnt read your other posts itt but :sever:

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

angerbeet posted:

A cat that demands half of the space available

fuckin bitch lays right in the middle so i gotta maneuver my legs around her fat rear end and get the remaining quarter space

but enough about your mom, my cat is annoying too

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