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Second page poop post. But seriously, invest in a real squat toilet, don't go buying a step stool
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Korthal posted:Second page poop post.  also 50c at goodwill for a step vs however the gently caress much for a new toilet? I'll save my money for more tacos because I am a fatfuck who can now poo poo much easier
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Feb 8, 2016 05:56
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So what's the problem with sitting on the toilet seat and shittting?
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Feb 8, 2016 05:57
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bucksmash posted:wouldn't that be a stool step If the rich white people who praise this item are going around doing these new things, I know my uncle would have one installed.
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Feb 8, 2016 05:57
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Frackie Robinson posted:So what's the problem with sitting on the toilet seat and shittting?
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Feb 8, 2016 05:59
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Fanatic posted:Squatting is meant to put less pressure on your bowels because it creates a straight route out or something leaning forward does the same thing
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Feb 8, 2016 06:00
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Fanatic posted:Squatting is meant to put less pressure on your bowels because it creates a straight route out or something What so making GBS threads is too hard for people these days? God help us
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Feb 8, 2016 06:02
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Frackie Robinson posted:What so making GBS threads is too hard for people these days? God help us The Japanese know how to do it better than we do.
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Feb 8, 2016 06:06
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Fanatic posted:Trouble with "flushable" wipes is that they don't actually biodegrade like toilet paper so can end up clogging your sewage pipes indeed, i found a picture of this enterprising sewer goblin holding a mass of wipes: 
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Feb 8, 2016 06:10
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Frackie Robinson posted:What so making GBS threads is too hard for people these days? God help us making GBS threads wasn't really a problem but now it's even better! Also because I'm pretty fit it feels like I can almost reach inside my butthole to wipe when I'm done on the squatty potty.
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Feb 8, 2016 06:11
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ElectricSheep posted:indeed, i found a picture of this enterprising sewer goblin holding a mass of wipes: It's like a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
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Feb 8, 2016 06:11
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:As someone who's had a bidet for years, I warn anyone before they get one installed. Sure it leaves your rear end sparkling clean, but after a few weeks you won't be able to jack off without it. Uh I think I'm using my bidet incorrectly. I have given bidets to 3 different friends this year. Changing lives one bidet at a time
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Feb 8, 2016 06:23
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ElectricSheep posted:indeed, i found a picture of this enterprising sewer goblin holding a mass of wipes: 
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Feb 8, 2016 06:35
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So tell me if I have this right. When using a bidet, you poo poo and wipe your rear end a little with tp. You then stand up and turn on the bidet with poo poo hanging out of your rear end and wait for it to get warm. Then you turn it down, sit down, position the faucet and turn it back up, rubbing your rear end in a top hat with your hand. You then turn in off, stand up, go back to the toilet and wipe your rear end again. How is this better than just wiping your rear end?
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Feb 8, 2016 06:55
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BgRdMchne posted:So tell me if I have this right. When using a bidet, you poo poo and wipe your rear end a little with tp. You then stand up and turn on the bidet with poo poo hanging out of your rear end and wait for it to get warm. Then you turn it down, sit down, position the faucet and turn it back up, rubbing your rear end in a top hat with your hand. You then turn in off, stand up, go back to the toilet and wipe your rear end again. is this really how it works?
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Feb 8, 2016 07:10
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doy westerners have been pooping like industrial slaves for over a century now
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Feb 8, 2016 07:12
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LordoftheScheisse posted:is this really how it works? That's my understanding of it. e: You really don't deserve your username if you don't know that.
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Feb 8, 2016 07:19
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BgRdMchne posted:So tell me if I have this right. When using a bidet, you poo poo and wipe your rear end a little with tp. You then stand up and turn on the bidet with poo poo hanging out of your rear end and wait for it to get warm. Then you turn it down, sit down, position the faucet and turn it back up, rubbing your rear end in a top hat with your hand. You then turn in off, stand up, go back to the toilet and wipe your rear end again. Uh no. You just poo poo, then turn it on, it sprays pressurized water on your rear end in a top hat and immediately surrounding area. Then use some tp to dry off and possibly get any remnants. That's it. There's no standing, turning, rubbing, none of that nonsense.
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Feb 8, 2016 07:28
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proctorbot posted:Uh no. You just poo poo, then turn it on, it sprays pressurized water on your rear end in a top hat and immediately surrounding area. Then use some tp to dry off and possibly get any remnants. That's it. There's no standing, turning, rubbing, none of that nonsense. How does it clean your rear end if you're still sitting on the toilet when you turn it on?
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Feb 8, 2016 07:31
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BgRdMchne posted:How does it clean your rear end if you're still sitting on the toilet when you turn it on? The Bidet is in the toilet
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Feb 8, 2016 08:10
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BgRdMchne posted:How does it clean your rear end if you're still sitting on the toilet when you turn it on? a complicated system of tubes is involved
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Feb 8, 2016 08:11
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BgRdMchne posted:So tell me if I have this right. When using a bidet, you poo poo and wipe your rear end a little with tp. You then stand up and turn on the bidet with poo poo hanging out of your rear end and wait for it to get warm. Then you turn it down, sit down, position the faucet and turn it back up, rubbing your rear end in a top hat with your hand. You then turn in off, stand up, go back to the toilet and wipe your rear end again. i was under the impression that stand-alone bidets were mostly used for washing fluids of differing varieties off of your junk after sex
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Feb 8, 2016 08:17
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The only one I've seen is when I was on vacation in Italy and it was a stand alone model. Wikihow told me how to use it. e: On most standalone bidets, you can choose to face the bidet's water controls – or you can face away from them, as you would on a toilet. It is usually easier to control the temperature and flow of the water if you face the controls. You will be able to see the water as it comes out, so you might have a simpler time cleaning yourself.[5]
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Feb 8, 2016 08:23
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how much does the stool for your stools cost?
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Feb 8, 2016 08:24
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MiracleWhale posted:a complicated system of tubes is involved Like the Internet
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Feb 8, 2016 08:26
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if I told you putting a vacuum on your buthtole while you poop and turning it on would make you poop faster and cleaner would you do it?
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Feb 8, 2016 08:36
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Microwaves Mom posted:if I told you putting a vacuum on your buthtole while you poop and turning it on would make you poop faster and cleaner would you do it? As long as its not my vacuum
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Feb 8, 2016 08:44
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Microwaves Mom posted:how much does the stool for your stools cost? $20, not too much for a white man.
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Feb 8, 2016 08:55
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They really cut the effects budget for Tremors 6.
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Feb 8, 2016 09:02
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I'm not understanding this concept at all but I have a couple of spare milk crates, guess I'll give it a test run.
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Feb 8, 2016 09:04
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Phobic Nest posted:I'm not understanding this concept at all but I have a couple of spare milk crates, guess I'll give it a test run. the concept is if you squat or lean forward while pooping your tubes arent as tightly closed so you can poop easier. The same effect is achieved by leaning forward when you poop.
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Feb 8, 2016 09:17
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Blazing Zero posted:really the squat plop is the only thing the east got correct How about starting the year at the end of winter instead of somewhere in the middle?
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Feb 8, 2016 09:27
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Real hurthling! posted:leaning forward does the same thing is there...any reason this post isn't completely correct?
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Feb 8, 2016 10:08
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Most goons are too fat to lean forward. Weebles wobble and all that.
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Feb 8, 2016 10:19
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NObodiesGeek posted:Most goons are too fat to lean forward. then how the gently caress are they going to lift up their legs when they have to poop?
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Feb 8, 2016 10:26
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They can't. This is for skinny fat goons. Fat goons can only use the van dam method and do splits across two chair backs. Their best bet is the vacuum method that was suggested.
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Feb 8, 2016 10:38
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Using the squatty potty is a lot like a vacuum. That's how fast poop exits your body!
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Feb 8, 2016 10:42
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For less confusion this is the bidet I'm using Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_UrjUwbKX3JD4V I guess I need to pair it with a squatty potty for a true high tech poop experience. You barely use any TP after your anal massage
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Feb 8, 2016 14:17
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Are you so fat that you can't even get your feet on the toilet seat to properly squat. You need assistance like some Walmart land whale. Shameful.
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I went over to my friend's house and he had a squatty potty but I didn't have to poo poo, so I stood on top of it while I peed and peed from a great height. 
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