Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Josh Freeman is actually good

Is my favorite thing other than

Jake Locker is actually good

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
The Jake Locker one is better because it happened back in college too

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Detroit_Dogg posted:

The Jake Locker one is better because it happened back in college too

i'm sure there was someone, somewhere out there that thought Freeman was good at KSU

dunno how or why but crazy people exist everywhere

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Aaron Rodgers gets invited to the Oscars as Olivia Munn's +1 but he's the one that's been playing straight his whole life

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Detroit_Dogg posted:

The Jake Locker one is better because it happened back in college too

Really? I mean, Locker was my QB during college and even I was shocked as hell that he went #8 as the second QB taken. I honestly don't recall much hype for him.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
There was massive #1 overall pick hype before he went back for his senior year

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft


Ryan Seacrest is literally the worst. I wish he would just go away and never come back

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

whypick1 posted:

Really? I mean, Locker was my QB during college and even I was shocked as hell that he went #8 as the second QB taken. I honestly don't recall much hype for him.

I remember people debating if he was good or not while in college. That isn't the most auspicious start for a QB. Its not like a Driskel situation where you can really dismiss a good chunk of his college body of work for coaching and suck.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

swickles posted:

I remember people debating if he was good or not while in college. That isn't the most auspicious start for a QB. Its not like a Driskel situation where you can really dismiss a good chunk of his college body of work for coaching and suck.

The argument with Locker was that he had no help at all and it was amazing he did anything. And I remember one game against Nebraska his senior year where I could believe it, he was running for his life right off the snap all day.

Of course he was 4/20 for 79 yards and ran for 59, so yeah. But it was a strangely impressive awful performance!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Grittybeard posted:

The argument with Locker was that he had no help at all and it was amazing he did anything. And I remember one game against Nebraska his senior year where I could believe it, he was running for his life right off the snap all day.

Of course he was 4/20 for 79 yards and ran for 59, so yeah. But it was a strangely impressive awful performance!

That was our bowl game against them, because in the regular season matchup Nebraska scored roughly 8000 points on us.

God that was a weird game.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

whypick1 posted:

Really? I mean, Locker was my QB during college and even I was shocked as hell that he went #8 as the second QB taken. I honestly don't recall much hype for him.

Locker Just Needed Weapons was the new age version of Joey Needs Weapons

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The chop block is already illegal so I assume he means cut block.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/704270419386191872

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ozu posted:

The chop block is already illegal so I assume he means cut block.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/704270419386191872

As a person who constantly mixes that poo poo up...

I was gonna give him a pass, but gently caress him, he gets paid for this crap.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Put skirts on 'em!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ozu posted:

The chop block is already illegal so I assume he means cut block.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/704270419386191872

Lets just gently caress Denver over as much as possible.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

FizFashizzle posted:

Lets just gently caress Denver over as much as possible.

Fiz is right! Let's do that!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
If true, I'm glad the Jaguars have been phasing away from zone blocking already

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

JT Jag posted:

If true, I'm glad the Jaguars have been phasing away from zone blocking already

*ignites a lighter for what Devonta Freeman's career could have been*

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

TubeStank posted:

i love my awkward gay quarterback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGRDNwnxSxI&t=11s

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Feb 29, 2016

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/704340563525406720

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



hosed up if true

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Maybe it's just an extension with the TB12 Sports Therapy Center?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


FizFashizzle posted:

Lets just gently caress Denver over as much as possible.

They got their ring, not feeling bad at all for enjoying the oncoming collapse



The End is Close :getin:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
No cut blocks would do a lot to address my issues with the league.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


This is it. The spiral begins now. I feel it in my bones. The Footballgods (the real ones) Have Spoken.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
It's just a cap gimmick, guys. Pay him a signing bonus and spread it over X years to make room for free agents this season. I sincerely doubt he's playing football in 2019.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Eifert Posting posted:

No cut blocks would do a lot to address my issues with the league.

I really don't see how that could lead to a Bengals playoff win.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Smokescreen for a Trump/Brady ticket sounds like a more plausible explanation

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Josh Freeman is actually good

Is my favorite thing other than

Jake Locker is actually good

Greg Schiano broke Josh Freeman and you can't tell me otherwise

Xir
Jul 31, 2007

I smell fan fiction...

Joey Freshwater posted:

Greg Schiano broke Josh Freeman and you can't tell me otherwise

We can, you just won't listen.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Chilichimp posted:

It's just a cap gimmick, guys. Pay him a signing bonus and spread it over X years to make room for free agents this season. I sincerely doubt he's playing football in 2019.

welp, you jinxed it

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Chilichimp posted:

It's just a cap gimmick, guys. Pay him a signing bonus and spread it over X years to make room for free agents this season. I sincerely doubt he's playing football in 2019.

Part of me wants the Pats to go on a spending binge that comes due in like 2018, then just let the resulting salary capocalypse wash Patriot Place into the Atlantic Ocean.

Après Brady le déluge.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Flacco's restructure seems like a matter of time now

quote:

The Ravens and the agent for Joe Flacco are “close” to a restructured deal after the two sides met last week at the NFL Scouting Combine, according to The Baltimore Sun’s Jeff Zrebiec.

“Sources familiar with the negotiations believe they'll be able to soon finalize a deal,” wrote Zrebiec. ESPN’s Adam Caplan reported “significant progress,” and CBSSports.com’s Jason La Canfora added the two sides exchanged numbers in a “good, extensive” meeting.

They were “close” as of Friday with multiple reports saying they were to meet again Sunday night to further solidify an agreement. If they continued with as much progress yesterday as they had in the previous meetings, there’s a chance we could have announcement this week.

The deadline is more than 10 days away, and there is “mounting optimism” that a new contract will be inked “comfortably” ahead of that time, says Zrebiec.

:banjo:

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chris James 2 posted:

They got their ring, not feeling bad at all for enjoying the oncoming collapse

Lol if you think our offense had anything to do with that ring

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

marauderthirty posted:

Lol if you think our offense had anything to do with that ring

They didn't gently caress up, unlike Carolina

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

marauderthirty posted:

Lol if you think our offense had anything to do with that ring

Shame that goal line INT is gonna overshadow Brady orchestrating one of the best Super Bowl comebacks ever.

Haha nah it was all beautiful and good

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Josh Freeman is going to get Andrew Luck hooked on stimulants and it will be a wild ride of record breaking 700 passing games followed by literal no call, no showing practices and games.

Can't wait to see it

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Poor Ehud 😭😭😭😭 what a Dorito dink

4 MORE UEARS 4 MORE YEARS!!!!!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Poor Ehud 😭😭😭😭 what a Dorito dink

4 MORE UEARS 4 MORE YEARS!!!!!

please let me know what Dorito dink means

I haven't slept in over a year

Please advise

Please

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/nwagoner/status/704460571198947328

loving lol

  • Locked thread