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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Everyone on that Denver team deserves this (except Manning and Talib)

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I'm calling dibs on the rights to mine this thread for all the salt.

I'm feeling remarkably low-sodium tonight. Panthers played bad, got beat fair, Denver's D is outstanding.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

incompetent posted:

the broncos won

deal with it

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Intruder posted:

There were commercials about poop and toenail fungus in the loving Superbowl

the commercials were either remarkably bad or boringly unremarkable this year

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

MonsterWalk posted:

It's kind of awesome that one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time on his final Super Bowl playing like poo poo

Peyton Manning and John Elway shake hands and share a knowing wink and nod

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Intruder posted:

So Von Miller has to be MVP right?

If he's not, the voting system needs to be investigated for fraud

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I liked the Alec Baldwin, Dan Maron, Jason Schwartzman, Missy Eliot one

That was like the one standout. There might have been one or two others but they're not coming to mind

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

also Roger Goodell doesn't know how to book retirement matches, the old guy is supposed to job to the new guy ya idjit! :v:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

on reflection the T-Mobile Hotline Bling ad was p good

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Roasted Donut posted:

that was a funny blowout that just kept getting funnier

this was just a sloppy lovely mess start to finish

yeah pretty much. the only enjoyable part of this game was watching J-Stew just loving sail over the line on that touchdown run.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Knightmere posted:

How many angry sports journalists now have to delete their "Newton, Panthers dabbed out Peyton's Super Bowl dreams" form column and write something new for tomorrow? O/U 70%

gonna take the over phil

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i will not hear people spread lies and slander about my friend mel mudkiper that he was once a steelers fan

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Donkwich posted:

Congratulations team that nearly lost to the Browns

Cleveland Browns: Almost Transitive Champions sounds about right

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Congratulations to Andy Dalton And the Cincinnati Bengals for their Super Bowl 50 victory

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lotta low-key racists jumping up and down giddy itt, they just do it under the guise of making fun of "white progressives"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Oh you read GBS too?

sometimes i find myself there accidentally

not good times

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

NC-17 posted:

Look, this is a lesson that can be hard to learn: not everyone has to like your quarterback. Just get over it.

says the guy who puts two spaces in Tom Brady to avoid the wordfilter :v:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Hey man, I feel bad for Cam, I just enjoy salty goon tears more.

Don't really think Cam did anything wrong in that press conference. I would've been shouting "I JUST LOST THE loving SUPER BOWL, OF COURSE I'M DEVASTATED" about three questions in.

you cool

Bad Caller posted:

no but the internet provides the screenshots so i don't have to and can feel my superior white liberalness as i look at my four black friends in a sea of white and go "man im so progressive"

this guy though

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ZenVulgarity posted:

Oh hey the Carloina Dogshit Receiving Corp caught up to them in a bad matchup

Wonder what happens next year with Benjamin being healthy.

probably get hurt again :smith:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Roasted Donut posted:

Keuchley walloped him across the middle early on and dude just clearly checked out at that point

that hit was nasty af

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ZenVulgarity posted:

That is a historically nasty defense it felt like

poo poo luck, Panthers fans.

If Von Miller was in that last Super Bowl, no way it goes down like that. Dude is unreal

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

Super Bowl Champion Trevor Siemian, bitches

OH gently caress I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

THIS NIGHT JUST GOT AWESOME UNIRONICALLY

this is almost as good as Rohan Davey having 2 super bowl rings

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


lmaooooooooooo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

even if that wasn't a real question that's a funny-rear end tweet

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

yea that sucks racism is bad lol your team lost the super bowl

They did! Denver's defense is amazing. Cam did not play up to standard. I was pretty bummed.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bad Caller posted:

whose that nfl player that kept saying he was only at the press conference because he was forced to do it?

i liked that guy

Marshawn Lynch. announced his retirement not too long ago. sad.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


"How long have you been a black quarterback?"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

PrinceRandom posted:

that's a word filter? that's really gay as hell

mlyp

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Quest For Glory II posted:

its bad that john elway won again

but on the positive side for the next decade all we'll have is cam newton or russell wilson in the super bowl over and over and over and over again

well that's a half positive i guess

i know russell is <6' but that's a bit rude don't you think

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Quest For Glory II posted:

in two years the NFL will have to take playoff spots away so that half the teams don't have losing records

i'm so ready for a 7-9 vs. 6-10 wild card matchup

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ZenVulgarity posted:

Cam Newton, a boy playing a man's sport, letting the black community down

Anyone have a screencap of that bill romanowski tweet

Bill Romanowski doesn't strike me as the type to delete horrible tweets

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

oh my god this loving post

all of it

everyone read this

the most offensive part to me is crediting Seattle with William Gibson's existence

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Those churlish brigands!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


maybe he thought it was actually a giant engorged spider

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Chromatic posted:

those are bad and dumb

i like the gauntlet

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

also i feel much more vindicated in not feeling too bad about the Atlanta loss now

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

It's almost as if Mike Shula is who we thought he was.

this is my biggest takeaway from the game, just after Denver's D is loving terrifying

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bob Morales posted:

Everyone's saying Carolina's offense got outplayed.

True, but nobody is mentioning how dog-poo poo the Broncos offense was.

1-14 on 3rd downs
104 passing yards (Cam threw for double)
Peyton got sacked 5 times

those are some 2014 Mizzou offensive numbers

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Harlock posted:

Can we also just talk about what a dump that stadium is. A brand new stadium with just a lovely field.

it was REMARKABLE how much people were slip-sliding all over the place all night. it was like that Fiesta Bowl a few years ago with Oregon

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Has it been confirmed that Superbowl 51 will indeed go back to the Roman Numerals?

Super Bowl LI, with a super bowl halftime show that's a martial arts demonstration by Jet Li

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