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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster Glorious.
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Maybe we should train Jon Pop to PI.
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Feb 8, 2016 09:17
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DnD isn't cool, not like us here in GBS. Right guys? right?
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Feb 8, 2016 09:17
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Pitdragon posted:DnD isn't cool, not like us here in GBS. Right guys? right? GBS is full of bandwagon retards empty-quoting the most milquetoast of posts to try and fit in.
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Feb 8, 2016 09:19
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Throw this thread in the toilet
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Feb 8, 2016 09:21
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Minimalist Program posted:GBS is full of bandwagon retards empty-quoting the most milquetoast of posts to try and fit in.
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Minimalist Program posted:GBS is full of bandwagon retards empty-quoting the most milquetoast of posts to try and fit in.
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Minimalist Program posted:GBS is full of bandwagon retards empty-quoting the most milquetoast of posts to try and fit in.
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Feb 8, 2016 09:24
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E;fb
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Pitdragon posted:DnD isn't cool, not like us here in GBS. Right guys? right?  
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Feb 8, 2016 09:47
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poopy pee pee
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Feb 8, 2016 09:49
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make an MRA megathread in DND, let jon pop come back but don't let him post anywhere except there. also, make him a mod of that one thread.
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Feb 8, 2016 09:49
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Feb 8, 2016 09:50
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first post slam dunk holy poo poo
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Feb 8, 2016 10:04
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I'm printing and framing that post.
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The vagina produces a thick fluid known as copulin that has actual mind control effects on a male’s brain. If a man is exposed to a woman’s copulins, over time she will be able to: 1) Change, remove, or insert memories. 2) Tell the male what he sees, hears, feels, smells, tastes. 3) Insert subconscious thoughts that will surface as “his own ideas” or behavior later. 4) Plant trigger words or actions that can cause thoughts, actions, or sensations in the male at later dates (days, weeks, even months). ”Karl Grammer and Elizabeth Oberzaucher, researchers who study how the human scent influences sexual attraction, found that when women are ovulating, they produce pheromones called copulins. Copulins have a distinct smell, which Elizabeth describes as “butter that has gone bad.” When a man gets a whiff of copulins, his testosterone levels rise. As a result, he secretes androstenone, an odor that repels women who aren’t ovulating.” Through the process of coupling a female and male will lay relatively still without having sex with the penis inside of the vagina. The process may take up to 15 minutes and works faster and more efficiently when the female is on top of the male. During this period the vagina injects up to 1/2 cup (100 ml) of the copulin fluid into the urethral opening at the tip of the penis, which is chemically attracted to semen, and will follow the semen down the shaft directly into the testicles. After 15 minutes of coupling the copulins will have entered the blood stream and traveled from his testicles up into the hypothalamus (a section of the brain that controls hormones) causing the male to become completely influenced by the needs and suggestions of the female. Once a hypothalamus is flooded with copulins, the male brain is just sitting on idle, with only the bare minimum of thought process. In this state, the male is probably not thinking of anything at all, but any input from the female will become the male’s singular focus. After multiple couplings: the male hypothalamus completely ignores his own polypeptides while her copulins are present, even if the female gives no input. Although the male is not forming many original thoughts, the brain is still communicating ideas back and forth; however, these ideas are completely regulated by what the male already knows the female expects. Some women report having conflicting issues of morality concerning coupling and the effects of copulins producing a false sense of happiness in the male, and others more boldly state they see no problem with coupling and have ”coupled” their husbands while he was asleep. This is usually done in the morning when the male is naturally erect from a relaxing night of sleep. Women have given testimonies about the influence of coupling has on their husbands. For example, they routinely do all the housework and are more eager to spend time with the children. Playing the field ”Over time, the presence of a womans distinctive copulins and hormonal scent becomes addictive to the male, which is why a young emperor or prince was often given a large number of females that he could rotate between, never allowing himself to become addicted or under the spell of one womans copulins.” Warning Copulins are often sold over the counter and online in 100% concentrated form that comes in a perfume spray. This perfume spray will have the same effects on the male as the coupling process and will enhance her ability to control a male. Copulin sprays create the highest state of sexual euphoria known to man. So intense they can become mind controlling and last for days. Copulins will excite and entice any man or any woman individually, or both genders at the same time. Beware! Synopsis You see, the chemistry of a women is to attract humans [in dangerous ways], specifically males and more specifically the sperm, but the scent of their copulins will mentally weaken a person and systematically works to relax them (regardless of gender), artificially making them seem safe. Whether it be to tell them their secrets (instinctively they gather and pass along information this way) or to distract and sexually arouse someone. That’s just how those chemicals effect the polypeptides in the hypothalamus gland of your brain. The colliding forces of copulins will also cause collective thinking in group of women, especially if they are ovulating at or near the same cycle. Fifteen minutes is all it takes for copulins to take over a majority of the hypothalamus gland. Even less time if you are having sex with them . If you are within 3 feet of an ovulating woman or group of them YOUR polypeptides are being replaced at a rate of 5% a minute with THEIR copulins. Yes, you are being chemically drugged by women, even if you are a woman. Over time the brain becomes addicted to a particular scent of copulins, which is why a young emperor or prince was often given a large number of concubines (female sex workers) that he could rotate between, never allowing himself to become addicted or under the spell of one womans copulins. Lastly, when around 80% of your polypeptides have been replaced they will they are able to: 1) Change, remove, or insert memories. 2) Tell the male what he sees, hears, feels, smells, tastes. 3) Insert subconscious thoughts that will surface as “his own ideas” or behavior later. 4) Plant trigger words or actions that can cause thoughts, actions, or sensations in the male at later dates (days, weeks, even months).
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Feb 8, 2016 10:07
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cantaloupes post was very funny and for more than one reason
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Feb 8, 2016 11:28
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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster Headshot
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Feb 8, 2016 11:37
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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster
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Feb 8, 2016 11:57
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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster
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Feb 8, 2016 12:04
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i also want to empty quote those words. i'll do it in a second i swear
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Feb 8, 2016 13:47
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It's about time gbs got it's first funny poster
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Feb 8, 2016 14:58
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i lied im not going to empty quote it sorry
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Feb 8, 2016 14:59
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A misanthrope posted:i also want to empty quote those words. i'll do it in a second i swear
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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster
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Feb 9, 2016 03:31
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cuck
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Feb 9, 2016 03:35
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a bay posted:cuck Hows the cancer buddy ponyta getting you down?
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Minimalist Program posted:GBS is full of bandwagon retards empty-quoting the most milquetoast of posts to try and fit in.
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Feb 9, 2016 03:54
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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster laffo
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Feb 9, 2016 04:31
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Rocks posted:I don't get it
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Feb 9, 2016 04:40
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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster Holy poo poo 
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Feb 9, 2016 04:48
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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster so you work from home OP
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Feb 9, 2016 04:54
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Edit nm wrong post
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Feb 9, 2016 05:10
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Doghouse posted:Edit nm wrong post
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Feb 9, 2016 05:17
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it was p funny actually.
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Feb 9, 2016 06:00
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I don't wanna beat a dead horse here but seriously who the gently caress writes Wednesday October 14 like that? Without the tiny dots it's like We do/4
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Feb 9, 2016 06:05
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Cantaloupe posted:It's about time dnd got their first black poster
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if you don't think Cantaloupe's post is funny you're a dumb joyless fucker
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